This tin-foil is all the Difficult Brown she needs – inside the Matrix.
When Sinead O’Connor married Barry Herridge just 18 days ago the world was led to believe true love would always find a way to have it’s brown difficulted. Sadly, those dreams have been dashed. Via RadarOnline:
“Dear friends, I had for reasons u will all understand, wished to keep this private but have been told today it is to be leaked in the next few days despite my best efforts,” she wrote. “So I must now leak it myself so as the record is straight.”
The Nothing Compares 2 U singer, who has four kids, went on to say that “certain people in [Herridge's] life” down-talked the marriage to the groom just three hours after the ceremony was over.
“And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink,” she wrote. “My husband was enormously wounded and very badly effected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage.
“I truly believe though it is painful to admit, we made a mistake rushing into getting married, for altruistic reasons, and weren’t aware or prepared for the consequences on my husband’s life and the lives of those close to him.
She continued, “He has been terribly unhappy and I have therefore ended the marriage.”
And so, with her brown still left easy, but her head held high, Sinead O’Connor marched bravely out into the world knowing that if her heart stayed true, somewhere, somehow, her soulmate would find her and stick his penis in her butt. Amen.