This tin-foil is all the Difficult Brown she needs – inside the Matrix.
When Sinead O’Connor married Barry Herridge just 18 days ago the world was led to believe true love would always find a way to have it’s brown difficulted. Sadly, those dreams have been dashed. Via RadarOnline:
“Dear friends, I had for reasons u will all understand, wished to keep this private but have been told today it is to be leaked in the next few days despite my best efforts,” she wrote. “So I must now leak it myself so as the record is straight.”
The Nothing Compares 2 U singer, who has four kids, went on to say that “certain people in [Herridge's] life” down-talked the marriage to the groom just three hours after the ceremony was over.
“And also by a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night as I don’t drink,” she wrote. “My husband was enormously wounded and very badly effected by that experience and also by the attitude of those close to him toward our marriage.
“I truly believe though it is painful to admit, we made a mistake rushing into getting married, for altruistic reasons, and weren’t aware or prepared for the consequences on my husband’s life and the lives of those close to him.
She continued, “He has been terribly unhappy and I have therefore ended the marriage.”
And so, with her brown still left easy, but her head held high, Sinead O’Connor marched bravely out into the world knowing that if her heart stayed true, somewhere, somehow, her soulmate would find her and stick his penis in her butt. Amen.
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“And so, with her brown still left easy”
This should be in the bible somewhere. Fucking amazing.
I’m shocked that this didn’t work out, but at least she didn’t kill and eat him.
And at least she didn’t make her wedding some huge publicity stunt and cash grab. Because short celebrity marriages have been a mainstay for decades (Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra, 9 days; Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine, 32 days), but the gall of the Kardashians may be truly unprecedented.
I like Ernest Borgnine but didn’t know that, probably his wives fault! This woman is mentally ill though, a few posts back she was cracking up because she’d never get married!
Then you probably also didn’t know that one of the grounds for Merman’s seeking the divorce was Borgnine’s fondness for giving her Dutch ovens. Enjoy your lunch, everybody!
I’m going to be honest. I have no idea who this lady is. But I am sad she couldn’t get it together for more than 18 days. I don’t understand things anymore.
where are the god damn Katy Perry bikini pics??
Where the hell are the Jessica Simpson bikini pics? Fucking internet is sucking cock this decade.
Why would you wish that on us, Fap? Are you the actual devil or just one of his twisted minions?
“a bit of a wild ride i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed”
this had to be epic. like something out of the movie go.
“i took us on looking for a bit of a smoke of weed for me wedding night”
I read this, and all I see is “bibs and bobs, hands offa me Lucky Charms.”
P.S. To all the future Barry admirer’s. His dick smells like ass.
At least it’s unlikely he got her pregnant.
sinead o’connor >>>>>>>>>>>> kim kardassian.
eat piss kim.
So her wedding night turned into Pineapple Express? Awesome. Moral of the story: Always have a trusted weed man or seven.
So this guy got all the way to the church, had the time to make arrangements for the license, preacher, get all his family into town, but somehow didn’t have the time to figure out this broad is batshit crazy until after the wedding is over and she’s taking him on a midnight hell ride all over town trying to score a dime bag of weed? His family waited until 3 hours after the wedding was over to bad mouth her? wtf, there’s a part of the wedding ceremony where objections are openly solicited – speak the fuck up THEN!
She is going to blow away the kids and herself.
The marriage might have lasted longer if Sinead had allowed the guy time to wash the difficult brown off his penis in between plookings.
Nothing compares to poo
Whoa, what the hell did they have to do for that weed?
Must’ve been some really good pot.
So, dude, what’s up with the loud ass unmutable ads?
No wonder she prefers the difficult brown… she has four kids already.
Wow, who knew, I didn’t see this coming at all. Is anyone really surprised. Ha Ha Ha!!!!
I love weed and frankly if I have sex with her it will have to be from behind (I insist). Sinead, call me…
That is the truth and the truth and some weed will set you free, and apparently get you some Irish ass. I wonder if Delores O’Riordan likes “the brown “?
MILFing disappear
Remember that episode where she went to Fred Flintstone’s house and asked for a cup of red ants? That was hilarious.
Oh, are we still pretending this chick is straight?
She is a complex as female. And I bet that cooch stinks like shit to.
That’s not the cooch, you’ve just went to far.
Sinead > Kim Whoretrashian
I bet everyone who commented on here is just drop dead gorgeous and ageless right? Right. Anyway, Sinead was once very beautiful, but we all get older. She was probably one of the only women I can think of who was still a looker with a shaved head! Can’t people ever just wish someone happiness instead of being such jerks?
You’re on the wrong site, honey.
Jim Bob…….your a hick…..hick
I am really liking this chick. She’s crazy as a shithouse rat, she begs for butt sex on the internet, she scares the shit out of her husband trying to score weed on her wedding night (gangster), and MOST OF ALL…she isn’t Kim Lardassian.
AND…….she actually is talented – she can sing
Only Sinead O’Connor could end her marriage after 18 days and still somehow convince me that she was sincere.
it’s so easy……………….JUST NEVER MARRY.
Of all the Difficult Browns in the world, she’s the Difficult Browniest.
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”
butch