Sinead O’Connor’s Husband Couldn’t Bear Another Moment With Her Brown Undifficulted: A Love Story

January 4th, 2012 // 36 Comments

When Sinead O’Connor‘s marriage to Barry Herridge come to a sudden end just before Christmas, my world became a dark, empty cage of sadness and depression. Was there nothing true in this world? Was anal not the key to the soul? But, alas, a beacon of light has come shining through, proving that love conquers all, or at least fucks it right proper in the arse. Via Twitter:

- Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend
-guess whohad a mad love making affair with her own husband last night?
- Yay!!! we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend again an stay married but we did rush so we gonna return to b friend g friend
- an be sickenly happy an go counsellin an move in in like a yr like regular people.. but stay married an we all in love an fuck every other
- motherufcker who dont like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me… fuck who no like it.. God is good!
- so sinead got laid!!!
- an all well.
- yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!

I’m going to be honest, I understood no more than five words up there but I’m pretty sure “cave-land” is a metaphor for Sinead O’Connor’s anus while panto is clearly some sort of weird Irish slang for T-Rexing buttholes. I’ll be sure to consult with Father O’Malley in the mornin’ once he’s seen to buggerin’ the boys, God bless his soul.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. “love making with nine other than husband”

    I wonder how many people thought that meant 9 guys pulled a train on her ass? I know I did until the tweets below it cleared things up—”nine” should have been “none”—but I see that that first tweet stayed up there for several hours.

    • Richard McBeef

      Not sure if you can find 9 dudes that would run up that ass.

      Lemme count…. Parker is one, but that’s iffy. Sinead looks like a shitty sandwich maker.

      • Richard McBeef

        and what the fuck you doing following sinead’s twitter feed? you know there’s porn in them thar internets, right?

      • Parker

        You’re right. Not only does she give anal a bad rep, but I have grave doubts on her ability to make a decent turkey sandwich.

      • Fish provided the link! I’m not even ON Twitter.

      • Richard McBeef

        Goddamn, Parker… yer fucking on it this morning. You’re my favorite buttsecks and sandwich aficionado, at least on the superficial.

      • And as for 9 dudes…well, it’s Europe. If the likes of Pippa Middleton reach the status of Butt Goddess, they must have different ass standards there altogether.

      • Parker

        You’d be surprised but not every girl who bends over and grabs her ankles at the sight of a penis can make a good sandwich. It takes a good understanding of what goes into it. Like even though with turkey you’re supposed to use only Alpine Lace swiss cheese some girls will go in the kitchen and take out a slab of Kraft American. Kraft American? Are you f**king kidding me? You start to wonder if maybe you shook her head too hard while you were slamming her up the butt. But no,.while most girls will walk a mile for a good stiff one in the pooper, some just never come to understand the art of the after-anal sandwich.

      • I don’t know that I’d want my anal partner cutting the cheese immediately afterwards. *runs away*

    • I’m alternately disgusted by the thought of plowing Sinead’s estrada chocolata and intrigued by this turkey sandwich. Parker, well done.

      • Richard McBeef

        I don’t have any idea what alpine lace swiss cheese is but I know I am so hard right now a cat couldn’t scratch it.

  2. it had to be said

    I think it’s safe to say that Sinead might be a bit unstable.

  3. Dude of Dudes

    Look, everyone loves them some buttsecks. But come on. This chick looks like Zack Galafanakis without a beard.

    • Schmidtler

      Next to crazy ass shaved head chest tattoo of the last supper Sinead, Zack Galiafianakis is normal looking and mentally stable. Better step up your game there, Zack.

  4. Dude of Dudes

    OMG!! U Know what? STFU!

  5. Sinead O'Connor
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a ‘DB’ face?

  6. JC

    When did Sinead take a writing workshop with Elmo, Yoda, and Gollum?

    “So Sinead got laid! Mmmm! Yesss….me precious difficult brown….panto….mmmmm!”

  7. Surely it’s no coincidence that Sinéad’s next album is coming out next month. It’s a good one, too, so don’t let her off-stage antics turn you off.

    See http://www.thankyouforhearingme.com/releases/how_about_i_be_me.html.

  8. sc4play

    Yessiree, somebody was smokin’ the good s%it last night!

  9. Dr. Phil

    She may be the most self-hating lesbian ever. After her “husband” gets tired of re-enacting her early abuse (and giving her the most intense orgasms she’ll ever have), she’ll move on to a more stable twin-baldie lesbian relationship…with “just ok” orgasms.

  10. forrest gump

    when your mind says NO………
    but your heart says GO……….

    you got a problem…………….SO WHAT!!!!!!!!

  11. freaky

    Panto. As in pantomime. Google it, you old dame.

  12. She lives in an alternate universe… an alternate universe devoid of grammar, punctuation, and spelling.

  13. Sinead O'Connor
    Commented on this photo:

    White woman, no sexy.

  14. Evil Dick Tater

    I can’t wait to see this play out in the Sinead bio-pic, though without Sam Kinison playing lead I doubt it will ever get made.

  15. Cock Dr

    Either this is a total twitter fabrication or the woman has completely lost her mind.
    Can’t people put a filter on it? Couldn’t she just say they were attempting a reconciliation and leave it at that?

  16. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The girl with the ‘Drag me to the nuthouse’ tattoo

  17. pretty vacant

    somebody plz get sinead off whatever meds shes on and back in her doc martins and ripping up pics of the pope.
    plz.

  18. I think she’s exhibiting some for of mental illness.

  19. The Royal Penis

    Does she really deserve anal? If I’m her husband I buy a big donged dog and tell her screwing him will make me happy.

    Then I sneak off, empty the bank account and move to the Bahamas. I wouldn’t even give her a divorce.

    I might go back now and then and tell her I made a mistake and do a variation of the above again every time I need money.

  20. nothing compares 2 #2

  21. 1,000 pts. bonus for that ‘T-Rexing Buttholes’ thing.

  22. Sinead O'Connor
    Commented on this photo:

    I couldn’t understand half of that…she must be either illiterate or Irish.

  23. Sinead O'Connor
    Weaselmouse
    Commented on this photo:

    Professor Quirrell?

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