Jesus On Sinead O’Connor’s Chest Asks, ‘Why No Difficult Brown?’

October 28th, 2011 // 72 Comments

Back in August Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy blog post lamenting the lack of sex in her life, particularly in her butt. Except after looking at these photos of Jesus tattooed above her breasts, I realize she was obviously joking because I can’t book a flight to Ireland fast enough. “Hello, Potato Airlines? Send a lad over to punch me across the Atlantic. And ya better not be serving no Protestant whiskey!”

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  1. RoboZombie

    Say what you will, she had a beautiful voice.
    UP THE RA!

  2. Dude of Dudes

    What would Jesus do? Not that fat hideous freak that’s for sure.

  3. RoboZombie

    PS Why is that jesus lying on a bed of gray matter? Looks like his brains were blown outta the back of his head.

  4. MomsBasement


  5. Deacon Jones

    Looks like she just got that tat, like the same day.

    She should call Courtney Stodden up, or one of the slew of reality show star-fuckers in Hollywood.

  6. JC

    This explains a lot. Potential partners for Sinead get the following choices:

    1. Come at her from the front and look at her face.
    2. Come at her from the front and look at sad Jesus.
    3. Difficult brown.

  7. Gerald Tarrant

    Wow, the choices, look at her fug face and Jesus after Adam Lambert did his make-up, or roll the bitch over and go raw bone in the corn hole. Decisions decisions.

  8. mupp

    Oh oh Irish jokes never get old…I’ll come over to the states and boot your arse over the Atlantic for free.

    No need need for those robbing cunts at Potato airlines to get your cash.

    BTW ignorance check, most Irish alcohol companies, Guinness, Jameson etc etc were founded by protestants.

    • RoboZombie

      Yeah, as a tool to control the native population!
      Nah, just kidding. But still, get those f*cking loyalist bastards back to England where they belong.

      • King Billy

        Robo, if your not happy you can fuck off right back down South, If you already live there then just shut the fuck up. Northern Ireland has dick all to do with you. No Surrender

      • mupp

        Most of those Loyalist/Unionist types have been in the North longer then the USA has been a country.
        So they are home.

        Plus most of them came from Scotland, not England.

        Even I as a Southerner can’t argue with that.

    • kimmykimkim

      You guys seem like you would have super tight sphincters.

  9. Dave Mustaine

    Thats one big boy. I hear this is the new “President” of the Hells Angels?

  10. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    What’s goin’ on with her boobs? They’re lumpy and kinda down to her waist…

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    Dave Mustaine
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    With that outfit. All she needs is one of those curly moustache’s. Then she’ll look like a weight lifter from the early 1900′s .

  12. That thing is hideous! And the tattoo looks like shit as well!

  13. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    Geez… Not exactly the same as looking at George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, is it?

  14. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    Déan mar is Toil, leat ach nach bhfuil le liom

  15. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    It she grew her hair out a bit and kept up with these brows and this makeup, she would be an attractive lady! Not by typical Hollywood standards, obviously, but she could finally find a date.

  16. Cock Dr

    I didn’t know that Jeebus had Kardashian eyelashes.

  17. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    I’ll take “Rockers I Used To Masturbate To But Not Anymore” for $600, Alex.

  18. MJB

    I didn’t know Ed Hardy made temporary press-on Jesus tattoos. God, it’s everywhere!

  19. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    Whoa, did she steal the legs off a mannequin?

  20. It’s not a tattoo. He’s trying to escape.

  21. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    Are you sure that is not a man in Drag

  22. Noel

    jesus fucking baby christ…that thing’s still raw. what’d she do, stop and get it done on the way to the party? “ooh…i’ve let myself go, better get a religious icon tattoo so i still appear edgy and controversial.”

  23. Rough tell thales

    She needs Corey Felman’s rat tail in the front of that hair cut.

  24. Steelerchick

    OMG!! Would anyone???

  25. I think Dave Chappelle said it best in that skit where he said, “Granny, NO!”

  26. imabrat

    What a heffer.

  27. cc

    Jesus on a bed of mashed potatoes.

    A whole new take on the ‘The body of Christ’ bit.

  28. At least NOW she’s identified the Real Enemy…that tattoo artist.

  29. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    That is an absolutely terrible tattoo.

  30. Frank Burns

    Public service announcement: every man, everywhere, hates that kind of haircut on a woman. If that’s the best you can do, buy a wig. This message brought to you by the Church of Christ Latter-Day Saints (the Former-Day Saints are on vacation this week).

    • We can amend this announcement with the fact that no man, anywhere, finds this kind of tattoo remotely attractive.

      • Fester

        It’s such an amateurish tat anyway. Looks like all that crappy airbrush art back in the early ’70s. Too be fair though, it is art befitting the canvas.

      • You know, some Mexican somewhere just might dig this tattoo. Hell they cover their car windows with huge virgin mary stickers so why not?

      • TomFrank

        “Ugh. Sinéad? I nae wanna stop, but I can’t keep fookin’ ya with that picture of Jaysus on yer chest. Me willie’s gettin’ soft!”

        (eagerly) “Fuck me in the bum, then?”


        …Aaaannnd that’s the reason for the tattoo.

      • MJB

        Even Jesus portraits painted on black velvet look better than this.

      • kimmykimkim

        A woman should never ever tattoo the area above her tits! Everrrrrrrr…er.

    • A woman should never get a tattoo anywhere near her tits. Tits are awesome…putting a permanent symbol of your insecurity on them does NOT improve them.

      Tattoos and piercings are for fat chicks who have given up attracting attention the normal way…hot chicks are only reduced by them.

  31. Huh

    I don’t understand why she can’t get laid.

  32. Fester

    I am assigning to Sinead the acronym MIRF (mother I’d run from).

  33. MightyD

    I didn’t know Peter Gabriel was a Jesus freak!

  34. “Particularly In Her Butt”

    Good band name.


  35. God is Black

    Seriously if Sinead gave me a wonderful BJ and then said cum on her boobies, the Irish Catholic in me would make me need numerous psychiatric sessions as I actually did a money shot on Jesus Fricken Christ !

  36. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    What would Jesus do? Hit the gym and work on his ‘traps’ apparently.

  37. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    Gone to fucking seed if ever I saw it. Sit down love you are not relevant !

  38. Elia

    Why is that lion tattoo of hers flying a hotdog banner. I just don’t get it. What was she thinking.

  39. Sorry I missed on the pearl necklace, but on the bright side, I did give Jesus a facial.

  40. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    I’d hit it!

  41. Sinead O'Connor Jesus Tattoo Cleavage
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    Oh…that is so gross. I mean everything about the pic…ewwwwww.

  42. stacey

    I love her music and I have respect for her because she doesn’t sale out and stands up for what she believes in even if I don’t believe every single tgumg she does. And regardless she was blessed with a voice few singers in this world can match

    • MJB

      This is true. She may be batty but she actually had or has talent. Lots of singers wish they had her voice and her songs.

      • Schmidtler

        and almost every single one of them is damned grateful they don’t have her looks or bat shit craziness.

  43. Always say cunt

    On the one hand, she isn’t my cup of tea.

    On the other hand, there would be a very real chance you might get to jizz on Jesus (when you masturbate on the Messiah)

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    Joe shmoe
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    she looks like a lesbian biffer

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