Sin City

Superficial / July 27, 2004

What Halle Berry failed to do for Catwoman, Jessica Alba will successfully do for Sin City. Namely, make a movie good by being insanely hot and wearing skimpy clothes. I’d be lying if I told you I had no interest in seeing Jessica Alba portray a stripper, because I very much have such an interest. I’m pretty sure every living man on Earth has an interest in seeing that. Heck, even the dead ones do.

*UPDATE: And one more of Jaime King.