‘Sin City: A Dame To Kill For’ Has A Jessica Alba Being A Stripper Trailer

March 7th, 2014 // 24 Comments
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There are exactly four Sin City books worth reading: The Hard Goodbye (Originally titled Sin City), A Dame To Kill For, The Big Fat Kill, and That Yellow Bastard. After that begins the frothing, batshit descent into insanity of the once great comic legend known as Frank Miller. Three of those four were already covered in the first Sin City movie, and after almost 10 years (Feel old as balls yet?), here’s the trailer for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For which involves one of the good, and my favorite, story, so goddammit, I’m in. However, it also features an all-new story written by modern-day Frank Miller and starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, so I look forward to a hard-boiled noir tale about a man who just wants to shoots Muslims and hippies with his double-fisted whore guns that fire naked hooker rounds. It’s what Will Eisner would do.

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  1. Yeah, yeah, I’m old. Thanks for the reminder. Dick.

    That said, I hope it’s been worth the wait. The trailer is certainly promising, but I’ve been fooled before (damn your bones, Clive Barker).

  2. It looks good. I’m in. I love the addition of Eva Green.and Josh Brolin.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …eva green is really weird looking …josh brolin is a drunken, abusive asshole …there, i’ve said my piece.

      • Unfortunately (for you) you are way off base. I couldn’t give two shits or a tiddly-wink for Josh Brolin, but Eva Green is spectacular.

      • Johnny Barbells

        …your definition of “spectacular” is the only thing way off here …let’s just agree to disagree. (even though she’s weird looking, and that’s final)

  3. Good trailer… still unhappy about Jessica Alba playing Nancy (you’re either a stripper or YOU ARE NOT)… but very happy to see Eva Green in it – her presence guarantees nudity (hell, she managed to get nude in “300: Rise of an Empire”, so…)

    I’ve learned to expect very little of any sequel who take almost a decade to get release (see “300: Rise of an Empire”), but whatever, man… I know I’m going to see it anyway, so just come take my $15 dollars already, Rodriguez.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …i know, right? that “stripper” wears more clothes than a goddamn mormon! (well, in relative terms, that is)

    • Fo’ realz yo… What kind of “actress” plays a “stripper” and doesn’t get naked? No artistic integrity at all Ms. Alba.

    • anonymous

      Completely agree with Jessica Alba playing a stripper. Although there’s no denying she was hotter than hell the first time she stepped out in the first movie. Actually surprising JA hasn’t done any nude scenes with her career dwindling.

  4. Inner Retard

    Me likey. But I share MightyMad’s concern about sequels 10 years apart. But who cares. If it has sexy scenes of Jessica Alba I’ll love it.

  5. Mike

    Apparently Jessica still hasn’t abandoned her wild side. She’s got some moves on that catwalk!

    Having one of my other favorite actresses in there, Eva Green, ensures that I’ll be there opening day.

    And I’m surprised no one bitched about the dubstep music. Are we accepting it now?

  6. Looks good, great cast. Sexy ass Jamie Chung is also in the movie which makes it even better.

  7. Johnny Barbells

    …i was done with miller after “the spirit” …but, as long as he has rodriguez watching over him, that’ll probably temper his lunacy.

    (actually, i started giving miller the side-eye many years ago, after that comic-magazine interview where he shit all over the entire genre of superhero comics [his infamous quote about how the concept of guys in capes flying is silly] …fuck that guy, no matter how great his daredevil, ronin, and dark knight were)

  8. PassingTrue

    Certainly more than enough to drag me away from the unending parade of Real Housewife Show drivel.

  9. Someone call the police! The Superficial is posting pictures of an actually hot girl instead of a fat ass like Katy Perry or a Kardashian! Obviously, fish has been killed and his computer is being used by an impostor, because Jessica Alba is not fat at all!

  10. D-chi

    wasn’t she a stripper in the first movie, too? or is it just the same character?

  11. Jerkface

    Jessica Alba still cant act.

  12. Shakespeare Alba showing off how she rewrites all her own scenes.

  13. Deacon Jones

    Awesome!

  14. I just don’t get the whole Jessica Alba obsession. Tie a bag over her head and put a gag in her mouth I get it, but not so much when she speaks…

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