Simona Fusco Stratten continued her Easter vacation in Hawaii by looking bikini-rific. You may remember her as “Hot Girl” on an episode of Entourage or, most likely, from my Happy Easter post. (I care enough to send the very best.) These are brand new shots from the weekend and she’s still wearing the same bikini. I guess they came with the breasts. Why I’m focusing on her bikini when I should be licking my monitor is beyond me. Mmm, non-ammonia-based cleanery. *looks around* Perhaps I shouldn’t have just done that in the middle of Starbucks. While sitting next to nuns who, son of a cock, have rulers. Must move slowly towards exit while protecting precious caffeine… They’re on to me! RUN!
Photos: Splash News
bj | March 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm
First
Jimbo | March 24, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I’ll be the FIRST! to make a wallet out of her ass skin.
Rick | March 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm
It’s pretty difficult to fit that many stretch marks and that much cellulite onto relatively petite butt and thighs. Well done, Simona!
Jerko | March 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the tiny cellulite and flabby-milfyness.
Ted Mosby | March 24, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I love how my wife looks so nice and clean.
quackymd | March 24, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Nice try on your witty humor number 2 but now all you are is a douchebag.
deacon jones | March 24, 2008 at 4:47 pm
mmmmm….cougars……
Reminds me of my Ocean City, MD nights at Seacrets
Who’s been there??? Heaven
momo | March 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I would spew all over that
Randal | March 24, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Well, there’s certainly nothing wrong with wearing the same bikini, especially if it fits well and it seems to. There are things called washing machines, so it doesn’t mean it’s dirty if she happens to be wearing it again. No different than that favorite shit you wear — it looks good on you, ditto for the swim wear.
I love her french manicured nails.
Alright! | March 24, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Randal,
You unsanctified piece of dried-up buttwurst. I don’t like to agree with you about anything. However, you are right. I don’t remember the last time I took multiple bathing suits on vacation.
She’s cute. This is a universal truth. No heterosexual guy in his right mind says, “Nah, I think not.”
Jimbo | March 24, 2008 at 5:17 pm
@2 Troll, I think the boobs would make better wallets.. Just a thought..
Auntie Kryst | March 24, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Great pics, they are definitely So Freaking Hot worthy. Fish, get rid of that dumbass Hulk picture. By Hulk I mean Scary Spice in a bikini.
Champ | March 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Finally something nice to look at.
quackymd | March 24, 2008 at 5:38 pm
OMG she’s so fucking fat. Get her lard ass to Jenny Craig. And udders like that belong on cows, so fucking disgusting! George Clooney’s woman is more like what a woman needs to try to look like, although she’s getting a porker belly too. At least she doesn’t have comical looking implants. Yeech!
Jimbo | March 24, 2008 at 5:40 pm
@14 Go stick your head back up your ass and shut up!!
mixedmartialartvideos.com | March 24, 2008 at 5:42 pm
i think she was in the episode of Entourage where they guys need a date for the movie premiere.
Jimbo | March 24, 2008 at 5:45 pm
@16 Yes she was!!!
quackymd | March 24, 2008 at 5:49 pm
@15 Just because you like your bitches fat like piggies doesn’t mean anyone else does. Shes a big fat greasy porker and fucking ridiculously hiding her gut and flab ass with stupid cow tits. Allow me to speak for the real guys who know this sow is GROSS. Gut to the knees, ass you could use as a pool tarp and more silicone than dow-corning uses in a year. UGLY.
Get rid of the belly, get rid of the fatass and get rid of the tits! If she can’t squeeze through the gap left by the safety chain on my door, then the bitch doesn’t get into my bed. I want to see her damn bones to get my bone!
Alright! | March 24, 2008 at 5:50 pm
#14. You are dumb.
There. You wanted attention; You got it. I can’t think of another reason that you would type something so stupid.
Jimbo | March 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm
@18 Go fuck yourself you dumbass worthless pile of crap. There is not an ounce of fat on this chick and if you think there is, you are retarded..
Alright! | March 24, 2008 at 5:54 pm
#18.
I’m sure “lots” of women are dying to get your bone. They are usually the inquisitive sort of women who want to know if you’ve got cash up front. I’m not saying that you have to pay for sex; it’s just the only way you’ll have it with more than one person involved.
Alright! | March 24, 2008 at 5:57 pm
#18.
I’m sure “lots” of women are dying to get your bone. They are usually the inquisitive sort of women who want to know if you’ve got cash up front. I’m not saying that you have to pay for sex; it’s just the only way you’ll have it with more than one person involved.
Alright! | March 24, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Damn…double post.
Jimbo | March 24, 2008 at 6:01 pm
@23 it was worth saying twice..
TonightU | March 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm
#14 is right. She’s using the old trick of tanning super dark to distract from the cellulite ripples. And the fake tits mean she doesn’t even register on the radar, unless fake boobs and fake blonde is still somehow interesting in your view.
nipolian | March 24, 2008 at 6:04 pm
#18 – You seem to be confused……..you like little boys…….this is a woman (an incredibly hot one at that)……you need to Google “deranged pedophile seeking the love of boys under the age of 10″ and find a site more suited to your interests.
BunnyButt | March 24, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Breast implants, pierced belly button, tanning bed tan … wait, where’s her tramp stamp??
BishOP | March 24, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I’d tag that. I think this girl is fine–at least she doesn’t look like she’d snap in half. Nice to see someone different besides Psycho Spears, Pam Anderson and Heidi Montag.
Rick | March 24, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Pam Anderson, and now this beat up lookin’ midget.
There are literally thousands of better looking women. Let’s go, Fish, put ‘em on the glass!
quackymd | March 24, 2008 at 6:23 pm
#22 – Yes I do love to masterbate, it took me a while to figure out how to do it right since my pee-pee is so small. I have learned that I can’t use my whole hand because I can’t get enough friction. I now use just my thumb and index finger and it works wonderfully.
Andrew | March 24, 2008 at 6:30 pm
As usual we have our trolling extremes (“she’s fat and ugly” vs. “you must be gay if you don’t think she’s hot”). She’s actually…assembled. Add some parts (implants), remove some others (lipo), hammer a lot (workouts), and, ta-da, something that from a distance passes for hot but up close…nah. Juuuust missed. Next time try starting with a young good looking girl, that’s always a good idea.
XavierH | March 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Maybe I’ve been married far too long, but this one is hot. No one’s commenting on the 25-33% nipple slip in pic #7? Also, if she’s been an extra on a cable show, once, does that qualify her as a celebrity? Not that I’m complaining.
spinal | March 24, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Whoopdy doo, another fake-tittied, fake-tanned fake blonde average-looking whore. Who the fuck cares? And yes, I am a female and no, I am neither fat nor jealous. I’ll save my jealousy for naturally beautiful women like Natalie Portman. All this chick has going for her are two sacks of silicone, a bottle of peroxide and a Mystic Tan.
Wanks | March 24, 2008 at 6:35 pm
hmmm….I DONT KNOW IF YOU GUYS ARE AWARE OF THIS BUT SHE IS CLEARLY PINCHING HER NIPPLE ON PICS #3 AND #7 ON THE SECOND PAGE!! FUCKING HOT!!
rusty | March 24, 2008 at 6:39 pm
yeck. Stop showing me this liposuciton ho bag. Ooh wee, she got big ol’ boobies! Who gives a fuck? John Goodman does too and at least he was in the Big Lebowski. No thank you!
Kuhkaykay | March 24, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Those are some horrible hair extensions.
Kuhkaykay | March 24, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Those are some horrible hair extensions.
Kuhkaykay | March 24, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Those are some horrible hair extensions.
J. Piven | March 24, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I hear she likes a good spanking. Oh wait, I gave her one!!! It was like bathing in the land of milk and honey.
combustion8 | March 24, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I’ll pass on that flabby ass.
costamar | March 24, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Also, bad nose job!!
Patrick | March 24, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I still seriously want to play with those titties.
Aussie | March 24, 2008 at 7:50 pm
I am surprised that you have not yet discovered her nip-slip pics….
http://www.bild.de/BILD/leute/star-news/2008/03/23/nippel-alarm/bei-simona-stratten,geo=4088290.html
Binky | March 24, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Oh, come on ladies, Bunny , #33. – even the Grand Canyon has a bit of cleavage. They’re not necessarily fake…. …. ….
Binky: Well ok. Now that you didn’t ask – Disneyland holiday was gr8. Ok. A little ‘Mickey Mouse’, as they say in the industry.
(I’m still not sure what happened to Knee Ya Ha Ha. When we left for the holidaze – he was linkin’ and ‘almost mid September’ ‘binkin’ all over these threads.)
Cliff Notes : I guess the Fish guy still wants a few ads Bink. Or it could be a cache/ cookie problem.
Binky : Oh.
( Wish I’d checked back to see what happened)
Idodialog | March 24, 2008 at 8:07 pm
er, who?
Binky | March 24, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Good point #45.
And I see ‘The Fish’ have, like, ‘Pix-Elle-Lated’ (sp?) the little kid’s face here.
(Oh. by the way. Like who exactly is this Fish-guy’s ‘Target Market’ as they say in the industry ?)
( Thought just came to me ..etc… nothing….)
Loving the Haters | March 24, 2008 at 8:22 pm
I love how the haters are “representin’” cause she is so under their league. Let’s see how much hair and flab u guys got. That’s okay, you got yourself a chumby last week, so I guess that makes u WAY hotter! LOL
Darth Hater | March 24, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Just another bleach blond Hollywood clone. Not the best ass but otherwise pretty hot. Fat? LOL no way.
Look on the bright side…it’s not photos of Britney.
look | March 24, 2008 at 8:52 pm
how do u guys know they are fake titties?????
Knee Ya Ha Ha | March 24, 2008 at 9:20 pm
#49 Left tittie says to right one – “9/11 wasn’t an inside job”