Simona Fusco, so, uh, wow, you just pull em out like that often?

March 27th, 2008 // 249 Comments

Simona Fusco Stratten apparently decided to air off her boobs while vacationing in Hawaii. Clearly those things were burning up because, damn, I’m sorry Kim Kardashian lovers, but there is all kinds of things right with this woman. And not because Simona flashed her jubilees like the sea water is the antidote. Which pretty much makes her a shining beacon of inspiration. I mean, Jesus is sitting in heaven right now going “And, fuck, I just got served. Way to be, JC.”

Big thanks to Roy who saw boobs and knew to contact a real expert. Then eventually me when that guy didn’t get back to him.

NOTE: First four pics are NSFW because of the wind in the boobage.

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  1. Meaghan

    I’m not on the lame ass east coast, which is why it’s only 7:25 over here. Late at night? Shit son. Night doesn’t even start for me until like 11 pm.

  2. Truly Impressed by Meaghan's Confidence

    #93

    “Because it’s the fucking truth, it’s original, and it’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen.”

    Wow, I had never heard any of these phrases before. And I bet no one here had ever heard “yes I am the shit” either.

    Meaghan, you rock!

  3. OMG you guys are fuckin crazy. Yep, I’m outta here for good this time. I’m not hanging out with frickin 12 year olds….fuckers…

    Wait, Meaghan, I will take you up on that fruity pebble shit..

  4. Meaghan

    Well Frist, Riverside, CA is the place to be. I’ll smoke out anyone for the most part, unless you have serious issues that could jeopardize my safety. #102, of course I rock. I’ve been aware of this since birth. Of course I’m the shit, which is why everyone here laps my rants up like pigs at the troff, yet again. If I was boring, or unoriginal, I would have faded into the background long ago. Oh yeah, that and you’re still talking to me. So, I will say it again, Yes, I am the shit. I mean I’m sitting here smoking some Afghani Kush. This is some of the dankest weed you’ll ever to be able to find. And who has it? Me. That’s right, and why? Simply because I do rock. Do you think people who don’t kick ass are smoking Afghani Kush? Fuck you.

  5. Oscar Goldman : Well. Thank God you’re here. Who were those guys ? Did you get their license plate ?
    Steve Austin : No. I was next door the whole time. I was wondering what all the commotion was. I thought you knew those guys…. Want a chip ?
    Oscar Goldman : Well could you at least untie me ?

  6. Disinterested

    no thanks,whore. I don’t need drugs or VD. Let Frist wrestle your jumbo clit with his little dick. I appreciate the offer but I prefer my women with a lot less hair under the nose not to mention hanging out of it, and a little fresher smelling. Don’t take it personal. I am sure you sip your douche like wine being all advanced delusional and such.

  7. #106 LITTLE DICK??? You dumb FUCK!!! FRIST!!! has the 10 and a half..

    I’m a chick, btw..

  8. I think I watch too much Entourage, because I don’t even smoke pot..

  9. Meaghan

    Disinterested, I can tell you’re from some seriously lame ass state. First of all, you never say weed is a drug to anyone from Southern California. Weed is a drug? Hahaha, why don’t you go try some Acid and then come back and tell me weed is a drug. Yes, I know to most people weed is a drug but this is why I say most people are stupid, and inferior. Weed is only a drug to dorks who are over the age of 25 and still haven’t built up any tolerance, smoke a bowl of dirt and then get totally high. Just like in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, where they were making fun of dumb asses like you. “I’M SO HIGHH.HHH…NOTHING CAN HURT ME NOWWWWW”

    Marijuana Kills.

    hahaha. Hey virgin lungs, think you can handle a few bong rips?

  10. When are they going to get rid of the trolls on this site ?
    So #106 Frist shill and Meaghan. Inside job ?

  11. Knee Ya Ha Ha

    # 107 Frist shill ( my bad – sorry Frist)

  12. Lou

    What’s up with the fucking pixelated pics lately?!?

  13. Inside Job

    I am referring not only to the world wide cabal of interconnected mega-corporations that have long dominated this earth and utilize modern technologized warfare to achieve their goals, but also to the ice pick that apparanly scraped the frontal lobes clean in Meaghans (Me again?) sloping skull. You stupid whore I can’t believe you advertise that you are a drug addict. I would imagine you exist in a state of perpetual sartori conjuring formulations and notions that lesser men (non-junkies) could never dream of. Well perhaps that is true. I personally don’t require artifical stimulants to acquire inner peace and creativity, you brain damaging mangled twatted demented common tart.
    Hey come on man and admit it. You like heroin too right?
    You are so damn cool.
    Like an iceberg in an age of global warming.

  14. I don’t get it. What is shill? Binky?

  15. Juaqin Ingles

    She needs to do something flattering with her ass (cover it) and then she’d be pretty primo.

  16. Hey Binky or Knee

    What is your take on the Protocols?

  17. NY Ted

    Ahhhh….boobies! Nice big boobies!

  18. #113 oh come now…pot really isn’t a DRUG. The only reason I don’t smoke it now is that it makes me antisocial. I’m antisocial enough without it. But back in the day, I smoked the SHIT out of it. But for people who can function on it, who cares? Let them smoke. I have nothing against smokers, as long as they have a fucking job and I’m not paying for their welfare.

  19. Somuchsoap

    oooh look it’s meaghan AKA the fat chick who thinks if she keeps saying kim kardassian is hot and bags on every legitimately attractive chick people might start to believe it and possibly maybe she herself might not seem so inhumanly nauseating.

  20. And then we have #117, who clearly is an inbecile..

    Your mother must be proud…or in an institute somewhere….

  21. Yikes ! ‘Shill’ – somebody driveling on from a prepared script . Not really their own opinion. Propaganda based.
    The protocols ? Who knows ? Proved to be crap. (But I read somewhere – like even today – fake or not -seems to be coming true.)
    (But unfortunately we probably have to stay away from the weird stuff.
    No one can even see the fucking explosion !! – because they weren’t told they saw it ) (Things are a bit scary)

  22. Hey, I’m not a shill, you know me much better than that..

    Oh. Nevermind. You are not even Binky, so, keep trollin’.

  23. Goth Chicks who are close to middle age are cool (uh huh)

    Fucking loser whore pot isn’t a drug?

    Pharmacology. a chemical substance used in the treatment, cure, prevention, or diagnosis of disease or used to otherwise enhance physical or mental well-being.

    Go back to licking your toes and shaving your immense bush with a weed eater. Oh, and please I hope you don’t procreate.

  24. #123 Yep. Pot isn’t a drug. And you are a loser. Go to bed now, you piece of shit fucking retarded helmet-wearing, short-bus-riding, Deal or no Deal watching, living in your mother’s basement cockhole douchewhore..

  25. Don’t worry Frist – it’s me. I ‘ve got people at my place renovating and they’ve like moved in.
    But even if it’s not me. ’9/11 was an Inside job’
    Public at LARGE :That should shut her up.

  26. The Queen is on the middle of the board

    Binky, Protocols coming true as we know. This should tell you something. Not that you want to listen. We are all flies trapped in an immense web now. Bu hey, who cares? Gasoline will be $5 soon enough. And then $6…
    Who cares about 250 million child laborers around the world?
    100 years in Iraq (gotta keep Israel nice and safe)?
    And on and on. Who cares? Life will always be as we knew it and global warming is another liberal hoax. The world was created for us by God and he will protect us and stuff. (I hate conspiracy theorists anyway, we all know man is a divine being and not evolved from chimpanzees even though genetically we are very similar)

  27. Drug, you ignorant subcultured (not your yeast infection) slut

    Cannabis is a plant native to Central Asia that has spread all over the world and is probably the most widely used recreational and usually illegal drug in the world, being smoked from the inner cities of America and Europe to the outlying atolls of Micronesia.

    Dude, OD already.

  28. Cliff Notes : I hate to get on topic here. But who is this chick ?
    I just texted two of my friends and they’re both named ‘Hubba’.
    Binky : You’re not getting laid are you Cliff…

  29. alright!

    It appears that Binky’s parents let him out of his cage…happy typing, you crazy fucker.

  30. Middle Aged Goth Chick

    Whatever

  31. #128 thanks for the copy n paste info. Oh, sorry, are you for it or against it? I should really ask more questions before I tear people to shreds..

    Oh, and you cannot od on pot, you might fall asleep after eating a rack of ribs and cocopuffs…

  32. #131 why do you want to be me? Do you want to be me? you don’t want to be me. But you’re cute if you are me and I’d totally make out with you.

  33. Pr

    Here idiot. You say cannabis is not a drug and is all cool and happening and yes I smoked it but not anymore because of the oppresive goverment these days. Well yeah here is some more as you say copy n paste…

    Cannabis (Cán-na-bis) is a genus of flowering plants that includes three putative species, Cannabis sativa L., Cannabis indica Lam., and Cannabis ruderalis Janisch. These three taxa are indigenous to central Asia and surrounding regions. Cannabis has long been used for fibre (hemp), for medicinal purposes, and as a psychoactive. Industrial hemp products are made from Cannabis plants selected to produce an abundance of fiber and minimal levels of THC (?9- tetrahydrocannabinol), one psychoactive molecule that produces the “high” associated with marijuana. The drug consists of dried flowers and leaves of plants selected to produce high levels of THC. Various extracts including hashish and hash oil are also produced.[1] The cultivation and possession of Cannabis for recreational use is outlawed in most countries.

  34. Professor Anus von Stoner

    Cannabis (Cán-na-bis) is a genus of flowering plants that includes three putative species, Cannabis sativa L., Cannabis indica Lam., and Cannabis ruderalis Janisch. These three taxa are indigenous to central Asia and surrounding regions. Cannabis has long been used for fibre (hemp), for medicinal purposes, and as a psychoactive. Industrial hemp products are made from Cannabis plants selected to produce an abundance of fiber and minimal levels of THC (?9- tetrahydrocannabinol), one psychoactive molecule that produces the “high” associated with marijuana. The drug consists of dried flowers and leaves of plants selected to produce high levels of THC. Various extracts including hashish and hash oil are also produced.[1] The cultivation and possession of Cannabis for recreational use is outlawed in most countries.

  35. Yeah, ok, and….?

  36. I’m sorry. I just don’t think pot is a big deal. It’s just my opinion. You are entitled to yours as well. I don’t smoke pot, and haven’t since the mid 90′s, but it wasn’t a big deal then, and to me it is not a big deal now. I envy people who can do that shit and still maintain their jobs and lives.

  37. Middle Aged Goth Chick

    I do not want to make out with a drug infested weirdo with countless microorgansims mutating in her abyssmal vaginal depths. But I would if I were really desperate and freaky and all. Thanks for the offer!

  38. Binky

    Look # 126 these people were smart a generation or two ago.
    George Bush ? Their intelligence has died off.
    And no one expected the Internets. Their power relies on the control of information. The control of history.
    Even in the school system, or book reviews.
    They’re happy to start depressions and start wars. This creates wealth for Bankers in Charge and their minions.
    The group – which Caroll Quigley refers to as the ‘Milner Group’ seems to have been taken over by Zionists ‘ready to begin the war to end all wars.’
    But in other news – this gal has gr8 hangers…

  39. alright!

    It appears that even “FRIST” is an absolute ape shit moron with no ability to think critically. You would expect more from someone who has the time to type inane messages all day long.

    See ya.

  40. #138, can I ask you something seriously? Why are you HERE??

  41. # 130 And you’re point is ? And who are you ?
    Unfortunately Mr. ‘Bink Wad’ has been here for three or four years.
    (Binky: Seems like ten)
    Oh and #130 – Inside job ?

  42. #140 you are cute..

  43. Binky

    ( I agree Frist – a quick glance – and this gal may have issues)

  44. NWO

    Bink, Bush is a pawn – the prodigal son a nice southern (yankee born hahahahahahaha) baptist that talks to the Lord about miltary strategy and stuff. He is nothing and you can’t be serious if you think the intelligence is in decline.
    The elites controll everyfucking thing. I am too tired to type a boring dissertation right now but surely you know that GATT and NAFTA spelled doom for this nation?

  45. Eh…don’t worry aboutem Binky, actually “Alright!” was cool earlier, so obviously this is a troll. If not, doesn’t matter, I will find him and shove a shiv in his spine and gut him like a halibut.

    K, I’m kidding :(

  46. alright!

    FRIST–

    Thanks. I just have lots of hostility to spread. You know…a hobby. It keeps me grounded or something like that.

    Nice response. You’ve gained my respect. That doesn’t mean that I won’t insult you; it just means you’re temporarily cool.

  47. I am here to torture aging drug addicts

    OK? Am I uhh bringing you “down”? C’mon why are YOU here? Leave bitch. Go to a rave or the forest or shoot up on the roof of your Mom’s house or go back the ghetto.
    PS
    :)

  48. alright!

    Not a troll…FRIST. I’m just screwing around…this happens after beer o’clock. Don’t take me too seriously. I don’t take myself too seriously.

    I laugh at a lot of your comments, which is actually one of the reasons I actually still come here.

  49. #147 Back atcha..

    #148 Nope, I’m feeling better than ever, drugs are cool

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