Simon Monjack’s lawsuit all makes sense now

January 28th, 2010 // 42 Comments

Warner Bros. fired back at Simon Monjack’s claims that the studio is responsible for Brittany Murphy’s death by killing her with the burden of not voicing a singing penquin. Via E! News:

“Any claim that Warner Bros. Pictures was somehow responsible for Brittany Murphy’s tragic death is demonstrably false, reprehensible and defamatory,” they hit back in a statement.
“Despite press reports to the contrary, Warner Bros. Pictures and Ms. Murphy never entered into any deal for Happy Feet 2, and thus, there was no contract to cancel.”

Of course, this whole lawsuit debacle came into context last night when Simon Monjack was spotted outside of Chateau Marmount (above) and proceeded to plug his photography website while discussing the lawsuit. Which essentially makes him Tila Tequila. At this point, I’d suggest the two marry each other, but it’d only be a matter of time before one eventually kills the other then builds a mountain-sized billboard overselling their grief. I just couldn’t do that to the environment.

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  1. He was actually a handsome devil not long ago, before he got so bloated.

  2. McBiff

    Looks like he’s going to have a fat attack

  3. Max Planck

    Blood suckers aren’t usually that fat.

  4. Suckie Suckie $5

    Has he become so fat that he can’t even zip his pants?

  5. Mr. Robato

    I think he and her mother were responsible. They’re probably lovers. Ew.

  6. Rough's morning wood

    We have drive thrus and instant everything and we cant find out how this chic died, Ive lost interest the day after…

  7. God of Thunder

    He looks like a bucket of lard on a bad day.

  8. Pancho

    Ahh.. it sucks having to work again, ah Simon?

  9. GLT

    It was drugs that killed her. She stopped doing them, sobered up, realized she was married to this asshat and died of shock. Her last words were, “The horror. The horror”.

  10. Richard McBeef

    Tub of Fuck should be suing Hostess, lawsuit might get farther too.

  11. gen

    “but it’d only be a matter of time before one eventually kills the other then builds a mountain-sized billboard overselling their grief. I just couldn’t do that to the environment.”

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  12. yuki

    i bet just like tila tequila this guy is also having joe francis’ baby.

  13. Billy Reno

    Tila Tequila? More like Gary Guacamole!

  14. Dank24

    This asshole killed Brittany Murphy! How does anyone not see that? Who the hell smiles like this and jokes around after their wife dies? He didnt have any money so he killed her off for her money.

    There’s your new internet rumor. Run with it!

  15. Mr. Lahey

    Secrets out. Simon Flapjack is playing The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in the new Ghostbuster remake movie.

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  17. I just can’t stand this guy–makes my skin crawl. I read about his plans for the “wrongful death” suit. Good luck trying to win that one! If the poor girl was on drugs, so be it. If she got fired from 2 movies, there must be some reason why. He’s one of those people where everything is someone else’s fault! And her mother is drinking the Kool aid too! I guess he’s offering to cut her in on it.

  18. personality long face :)

  19. Nattie

    I feel really bad for this guy. What a horrible way to be thrust into the spotlight and be bashed by society.

  20. that maybe not too late

  21. Don’t be sad Monjack, you can always sue a fast food chain. Or Krispy Kreme! Has anyone tried that yet?

    @ 1 – Are you sure it wasn’t someone else? He was “less bloated” before he got “so bloated”, but always bloated. Do an article about it.

    @ 21 – I wondered if I was too hard on him, but he continues to disappoint. He probably shouldn’t speak about this to the media.

  22. Turd da Third

    Blithering Idiot does seem to come immediately to mind..

  23. What the FUCK is a penquin? It’s PENGUIN you jackass. With a G, not a Q. Stupid Fish.

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    Jimeny Christ, that is one Jabba-the-Hutt lookin’ muthafucka.

    (p.s. He’s also fat)

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    I thought it was Harvey Fierstein at first…
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