Simon Monjack is a classy guy

March 22nd, 2010 // 45 Comments

Seen here taking a date to an Oscar party, Simon Monjack is now giving tours of the “infamous bathroom” where Brittany Murphy died. RadarOnline reports:

“You’re the first people to ever see the infamous bathroom,” Simon painfully told RadarOnline.com Saturday afternoon. “Today was the three month anniversary of her [Brittany's] death and before I saw you I was actually with Sharon at the grave.
“This is the little doggy couch where she actually fell and she was put on her side right here,” Simon says pointing to a leopard print couch and a place on the floor next to it. “When the paramedics came in they pulled her through here, into one of the closets and into the main room.”
In a display of raw emotion and heart-breaking sadness, Simon takes a minute to absorb the images of the bathroom before telling RadarOnline.com, “This is the first time I’ve come in here actually. It’s shocking.”

Then, in probably the most unbridled display of the human spirit, Simon Monjack walked a check from RadarOnline over to the bank and wondered aloud if they’d pay to rifle through his dead wife’s underwear drawer. “Ha! Of course they would. To the automobile dealership! Vrooooom!

Photos: WENN

  1. ME

    Is that a stain on his jacket? lol Fat!

  2. bribios

    Penguin.

  3. nb

    He is just so grotesque that I still kind of feel like she married him as a joke.

  4. Doc Schweinstrudel

    This just illustrates what American women have to deal with. Most of women posted on this site are good looking (90%) and most of men are just a big barfing sound (90%). Not to mention what is on the inside…

  5. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Why can’t you Fish, post a picture of Jesse Spencer for a change. At least ONCE, just because it was a omens day and just because it’s Spring…

  6. Katie

    Ew, he looks like Humpty Dumpty.

  7. LivewireT

    NIce stain on the jacket.

  8. sam

    Dude needs to stop saying “actually.” It makes him sound like he is actually a pompous ass. Actually, he probably is an actual pompous ass, so maybe he actually can’t help it.

    See how g** d*** annoying it is?

  9. Simon Monjack's Stomach

    KILL BRITNAY MURFIEZ, GET MUNNAY, BUY CUSTARD AND BUTTAH!

  10. RebelMinion

    Hmmm… note strategically placed stain on tuxedo…. just to his left, your right of the groinal area. There is a whole lot of ick that comes to mind considering how that might have gotten there.

  11. Stain Mongler

    10. RebelMinion – March 22, 2010 4:27 PM

    “Hmmm… note strategically placed stain on tuxedo…. just to his left, your right of the groinal area. There is a whole lot of ick that comes to mind considering how that might have gotten there”

    Having sex with a roast chicken, I assume.

  12. Mike Nike

    Who’s the chick? Is he dating already?

  13. This guy is such a tool.

  14. Phil

    What a piece of shit.

  15. m

    Is that Dominic Monaghan in the background?

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  18. your right of the groinal area. There is a whole lot of ick that comes to mind considering how that might have gotten there.

  19. Rhialto

    Is he trying to do a model-pose with that knee? What’s next? The mouth-shot? *Shudder*

  20. captain america

    yep, A FAT AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Becky

    WOW. Yeah… I’m pretty sure he killed her. He at least isn’t sorry she’s gone. It’s only been 3 months, and he’s giving tours of WHERE SHE DIED?!? That didn’t even happen in freaking ELVIS’ bathroom! What kind of scumbag is this guy???

    He’s using her death to make a quick MILLION bucks. Did you notice in the video that he didn’t even put down his cigar to give the “tour”? And really the only thing he pointed out was the doggy bed, and ALL of “his” makeup. Jackass. If you’re wearing it, you can call it yours. Just because you SAY you bought it does not make it “yours”. (She more than likely received most of that as gifts/ award show goody bag fodder, or she made MORE than enough on her own to buy that much makeup… and exactly how much of a douchbag does he look like, basically saying that nothing in that room was hers, because supposedly “he bought it”… what kind of a life did Brittany live?? Nothing belonged to her in her own home, and her husband has made sure even WE know that… imagine how he made HER feel.)

    I’m calling this guy out as an abusive prick. Brittany had pneumonia. At her age, the illness is usually easy to cure as long as she receives proper medical attention. Since this guy’s fist is clenched so tight around his wad of money, I wouldn’t be surprised if he either made her wait until it was too late to fully recover, or he just didn’t let her seek medical attention when she needed it.

    Poor Brittany Murphy. She deserved so much better :(

  22. Sardonic

    That’s quite a weight class jump – from a light flyweight (Brittany) to what appears to be a super middleweight (the black silk angus above).

  23. Monjack looks like he’s actually about 58 yrs old. I thought it was actually Paul Sorvino at first glance.

  24. seabee

    No surprise she was a drug addict. You’d have to be to stand in the same room as this load much less marry him. Not to mention he’s a lameass con artist in addition to being foul. Why do these actors and actresses suffer so much for their art that they all need to be heavily medicated yet us working stiffs with no servants who don’t make millions of dollars for reading lines get by with a few cocktails? What is so hard about being a good looking, rich and famous actor that piles of pills are required?

  25. This is for the previous poster:

    You’ve obviously never suffered from addiction. No amount of rehab will ever fully CURE an addictive personality. Just because people with this type of personality thrive in the Hollywood limelight (at least they fair better than those of us who NEED a sense of privacy) does not mean you can hold them to higher expectations than the rest of the world. My aunt has suffered and struggled with addiction to pain medication for DECADES. She’s been to several rehab clinics, including the renowned Mayo Clinic. They haven’t been able to “fix the problem” for my Aunt, and just because Brittany Murphy had a lot of money, that doesn’t make her any more “curable”.

  26. K

    Simon Monjack is a large, odd man.

  27. That’s quite a weight class jump – from a light flyweight (Brittany) to what appears to be a super middleweight (the black silk angus above).

  28. Flower

    To #20: Actually, I don’t believe he is American, at all. Old European heritage, perhaps.

  29. westward ho

    wow. you guys, as a posting group, are 1. smarter and 2. funnier than the average median mean. yay!

  30. tina

    lolz to you all! funny comments people. i’ve been reading evil bee for awhile but the site has declined rapidly…perhaps the superficial will be my newest gossip candy. i’ve quit that beet stuff.

  31. Craig

    if he did it i hope he roasts with an apple in his mouth in hell. Fat fuck

  32. @ 23 – (No offense to Paul Sorvino.)

    This toilet and doggy-couch tour seems degrading to Brittany Murphy.

    “…and this is where she actually wallowed and suffocated in her own bloody, narcotic laden vomit…”

  33. Hmm…I just now bothered watching the video. Not quite as I imagined. Still confusing though.

    Did Monjack give The Superficial a shout-out? Hey-Ho!

    “Simon’s anger stems from a recent headline that ran titled ‘Did Corey Haim Pull A Brittany Murphy?’ and he says it was very upsetting to both him and Brittany’s mother, Sharon. “When Sharon read that headline she broke down in tears.”
    (click my name)
    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/03/exclusive-interview-brittany-murphys-husband-furious-comparisons-her-and-corey

    Seems like Monjack should stay quiet, ignore the tabloids and maybe give one respectable interview later in the year.

  34. Pegasus

    Slime’on you could double the amount of cameras and that will still not guarantee you the security that you are hoping to insure. It would be most interesting should the videos of that morning in question, should surface. The biggest question still to be answered in this whole sordid mess remains, what role does Gary Klieman play? Once that is answered your whole operation crumbles, with it, the real money dries up!

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