UPDATE: Simon Monjack found dead

May 24th, 2010 // 123 Comments

Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack was found dead in her Hollywood Home last night. He was discovered by Brittany’s mom which had to be awkward considering all that sex they had on top of Brittany’s money. PopEater reports:

“The preliminary cause of death is natural causes,” Sgt. Louie Lozano told the Associated Press. Another police spokesman, Sgt. Alex Ortiz, said, “We concluded there no signs of foul play or any criminal activity involved.”
Ortiz said that the coroner’s office was taking over the investigation because criminal activity had been ruled out.

I can only assume the constant controversy surrounding Brittany Murphy’s death coupled with his weight was more than Simon Monjack’s hearts could handle. Which is exactly what the penguins would want us to think…

Fat in Peace, You Fat Fuck.

UPDATE: And now it’s looking like an “accidental overdose.” If someone finds a turkey sandwich nearby, I’m going to be the next one to die from all the shock.

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Tek

    Ok, people… I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Fish has taken the troll approach to his blog. It’s what Perez Hilton does. Go check the comments on HIS posts and see how people tear HIM apart, but he does it anyway cuz he has no shame and all he wants is web hits and more comments. A troll.

    That said, I can’t say that I’m bothered by THIS particular comment. This guy was creepy as hell to the point that people are STILL convinced that he had something to do with Brittany’s death. And now a couple of months later he’s mysteriously found dead too? Suicide as a result of guilt, perhaps?

  2. ClassyDirtyChick

    He is a parasite who probably caused her death. Disgusting man with disgusting values.

  3. fear of a ROUGH nation

    You’re so god damn insensitive. You’re treating both tragedies as one. Why doesn’t he get a “Breaking News” instead of an “update.” Hope someone set up a charity website to his memory. RIP… Disgusting, I mean you Fish…

  4. captain america

    be completely honest: IS IT WEIRD WITH SUCH A FACE, folks?

  5. Kbb

    Full circle is completed. Karma is a bitch.

  6. Andie

    Well, at least the drama will be over soon.

  7. Truthsayer

    Some of you seem to be brainwashed to think you’re supposed to respect the dead.

    Here’s a new thought;

    You don’t have to. Especially if you didn’t while the person was alive.

    That’s called being honest. A virtue far more virtuous than false condolence.

  8. Show some respect! This man was an AMERICAN HERO! He was a big fat fuck with no talent that managed to score Brittany Murphy! He was some kind of genius and deserving of all our respect just for that alone…

  9. 539

    He only gets an update because that’s all it’s worth. He’s not news and was never news. He only made news because of the coincidence of death. How many people YOU know die and barely get a honorable mention?

    If you feel that bad about it, stop coming here laughing about “living” celebrities and start a charity for him.

    Mocking certain celebrities is funny until they die…then it’s down right hilarious. Think about the Lohan jokes that will hit the street.

    539

  10. Todd

    Fish didn’t like the dude when he was alive, why should he like him now that he’s dead.
    If you come to this site for niceness and sensitivity, Your way off.

  11. Jack

    Am I only one who thinks – “Natural causes – Bullshit!” ? Wha? Anyone?

  12. Gweb

    That’s what you get for being a disgusting fat fuck.

  13. Gar531

    I agree with 57. Why SHOULD we respect the dead? What the fuck has this fat cunt ever done to deserve respect?

    “Fat in peace, you fat fuck” is one of the best lines I’ve ever heard and is the very LEAST that could be said about this greasy sack of shit.

    Fuck you, Monjack. You fucking smelly walrus.

  14. Speirto

    This man lost his way after his wife died, so it’s sad and mean to see this sort of commentary. I’m all for expressing what you want on the internet, but he didn’t deserve this ‘superficial send off’.
    Put up nice pic of him in happier times and a proper RIP message, send him off with a smidge of respect, you’ve got lots of other misbehaving living celebs to pick on.

  15. electrolady

    just wondering, do any of you have better reasons to hate him other than ‘he was fat and ugly’ ?

  16. Hate

    yes there are a couple good reasons to hate this low life. people like him don’t deserve life. what did he offer?

  17. bitch

    dude superficial writer get off my nuts

  18. AnastasiaLynn

    “Fat In Peace you fat fuck”- BEST.LINE.EVER!!!!! LMAO

  19. @65 “The SUPERFICIAL” “SUPERFICIAL” Plus all the anecdotes and convictions for fraud and this and that…

  20. l

    superficial, you’re a disgusting sociopathic asshole.

  21. KIKI

    Fish hates it when people OD.

  22. Organized Mess

    @ 57 –

    *applauds wildly*

  23. Michelle

    @ 63

    Please tell us how you really feel. Hold back will only stress you out. LMAO

  24. Michelle

    @ 63

    Please tell us how you really feel. Holding back will only stress you out. LMAO

  25. The Gregor

    I wonder if the features on this house’s MLS listing will be updated to include: wide-lane, ambulance-friendly paved drive’?

  26. LOL

    This is hilarious.

    First, everyone needs to shut the fuck up. Everytime someone dies and Fish doesn’t shed a tear, a bunch of people start bitching about how terrible he is and promises to boycott the website forever.

    What’s funny is that all these angry posts claim that they have been reading this website for years, as if it means anything. On top of that, this isn’t the first recently-deceased celebrity (or quasi-celebrity?) that was blasted on the site. If you have truly been reading this site for years, you’d know this wasn’t the first time and it won’t be the last.

    Why should anyone respect a person that tried to profit from his wife’s death? Use the ‘Search’ function on the bottom and search his name, dickwads. This guy has done nothing except being fortunate enough to somehow fool Brittany Murphy into marrying him. After living a plush life better than many more deserving others, he’s going to end his life by OD’ing?

    Fat in Peace, You Fat Fuck.

  27. LOL

    This is hilarious.

    First, everyone needs to shut the fuck up. Everytime someone dies and Fish doesn’t shed a tear, a bunch of people start bitching about how terrible he is and promises to boycott the website forever.

    What’s funny is that all these angry posts claim that they have been reading this website for years, as if it means anything. On top of that, this isn’t the first recently-deceased celebrity (or quasi-celebrity?) that was blasted on the site. If you have truly been reading this site for years, you’d know this wasn’t the first time and it won’t be the last.

    Why should anyone respect a person that tried to profit from his wife’s death? Use the ‘Search’ function on the bottom and search his name, dickwads. This guy has done nothing except being fortunate enough to somehow fool Brittany Murphy into marrying him. After living a plush life better than many more deserving others, he’s going to end his life by OD’ing?

    Fat in Peace, You Fat Fuck.

  28. kitkat

    YOU FUCKING TROLL

  29. Rose

    I’m not mourning the death of this person . I have never met him. But with all the talk of “Class” and the lack of it in these celebrities, I am a little disappointed by the Superficial writer.
    I could care less about these celebrities. There is that saying that people go to the movies instead of moving themselves. I enjoyed the humor of this site, and this is the only site I’d say I tune into simply for a laugh.
    He has not lost me as a viewer, but he has lost my respect. Not that the dead should be glorified, but I’d expect this comment of Perez Hilton, not him.
    (I will tune out, by the way, if the writer starts to draw forth grade sketches of cum on their faces.) This comment is close to that level of depth.

    Oh and yes, assholes, I know it’s called, “The Superficial” but I still expect more from the writer.

  30. HLM

    Accidental overdose, my ass. Intentional to avoid the questions as to how his medications found their way into Britany’s system is more like it.

    Or was this Britany’s mom’s ultimate plan all along….

  31. Sardonic

    Exasperated with the situation, Susan Murphy hatched her devious plot to rid the house of this sloth of a man once and for all.

  32. Cameron

    I found the post hilarious….not sure why some people think you should respect someone more just for being dead….seems a little whack to me.

  33. Grayson

    “Fat in peace?” Really? I’m highly offended–there’s no way that’s a verb. You could at least get some alliteration goin’ on.

    It’s like you’re not even trying.

  34. Ainoah

    @39 What the fuck are you saying about me being catholic? just because I say have some respect am I catholic? lol I’m the biggest atheist ever I’m just sensible and have morals about what I think it’s right or wrong and please don’t say that the law is where morality resides there are so many stupid laws only a few are necessary, by your logic maybe someday there will be a law to get people to jail for calling someone FAT FUCK will it make sense? absoluty no but if it is in the law then is the right thing to do right? pleaseee , I’m not imposing morality I am expressing an opinion as SW is and of course you.

  35. Keithypoo

    HAH!

    Toxicology reports show there was a large amount of BULLSHIT in his system. That stuff’ll gitcha! Oh, and being a fatty fuck, like me. Fat.

  36. metalbitch

    RIP DIO!

  37. another schmuck

    It’s one thing to focus on the many superficial aspects of our culture and society, another to be gratuitously mean-spirited and unkind.

    I still love The Superficial writer(s), I don’t have any good reason to have any expectations of what is posted to this site, but I’m just saying.

    Though I can understand. If and when Chaim Witz AKA Gene Simmons kicks the bucket, I’ll look forward to reading as many mean-spirited and unkind comments about him as I can. But I never knew enough about Monjack to judge him so harshly, and I think it’s possible that all the negativity directed at him since his wife’s death – on top of his grief – contributed to his demise. Is it possible he had something to do with her death? It’s possible and if it’s the case then he deserves contempt, but is it probable? I’m not aware of any evidence that would lead me to think it’s probable.

    So reading about his death saddens me far more than it makes me feel flippant… I don’t believe in God or Heaven, but, you know, in some sense Brittany and he are now together, may they both rest in peace.

  38. phil

    Forget what everyone else is saying sw!

    Fat in peace you fat fuck

    I love it! Keep the venom coming.

  39. phil

    Forget what everyone else is saying sw!

    Fat in peace you fat fuck

    I love it! Keep the venom coming.

  40. Killitwithfire!

    pancakes are delicious

  41. cool

    Don’t mock the dead!

    They will persue you and kill you! Unless they’re fat people on drugs. Then you’re fine.

  42. EAT SHIT

    This is sad. What has this guy done to you? I think it’s really sad. I believe he loved Britney Murphy. She loved him. The man died. He’s dead. He’s gone. And here you are, making a joke. It’s not funny at all. I offer my condolences to his family. As I remember, you weren’t too kind after Britney Murphy died. You had a lot of respect for others that have died , so I know you’re capable. Anyway, if it were Britney Spears, I would have laughed. SO I guess that makes me a bad person. But for this guy. No. He didn’t deserve this type of stuff.

  43. EAT SHIT

    This is sad. What has this guy done to you? I think it’s really sad. I believe he loved Britney Murphy. She loved him. The man died. He’s dead. He’s gone. And here you are, making a joke. It’s not funny at all. I offer my condolences to his family. As I remember, you weren’t too kind after Britney Murphy died. You had a lot of respect for others that have died , so I know you’re capable. Anyway, if it were Britney Spears, I would have laughed. SO I guess that makes me a bad person. But for this guy. No. He didn’t deserve this type of stuff.

  44. Worm Party

    This obese slob contributed nothing to the world and should be placed on a slab in the middle of the town square where we can all watch him decompose. Put a camera on it. Hell, he tried doing that with his dead wife more or less. You know, capitalizing on her death. Why shouldn’t morbid/ultra Goth types be deprived a little entertainment?

  45. Len

    I bet all you losers describing this person as deserving to be dead because of being (keywords): disgusting, fat, fuck, are all probably disgusting fat fucks themselves. It’s called projection bitches. Eat it. haha.

    Oh and for being a mislead human being that he sounded like he was in life, RIP. If you listened to Jacob in last week’s episode we’re all “flawed” anyway. Get over yourselves.

  46. Len

    I bet all you losers describing this person as deserving to be dead because of being (keywords): disgusting, fat, fuck, are all probably disgusting fat fucks themselves. It’s called projection bitches. Eat it. haha.

    Oh and for being a mislead human being that he sounded like he was in life, RIP. If you listened to Jacob in last week’s episode we’re all “flawed” anyway. Get over yourselves.

  47. Jessicado22

    @37, that is awesome!
    Damn, people–SF writer has been respectful of everyone who has died thus far that I am aware of, but I am fully for not respecting this douche. He was a horrible person who freaking SOLD TOURS OF WHERE HIS “BELOVED” WIFE DIED (shortly after her death)!!!! For everyone who says he was just a guy who loved his wife, he couldn’t have been more disrespectful of his deceased wife if he intently tried. He dated within a month, made a mockery of her name with the foundation….and I could go on.

  48. you all suck

    This site has gone from funny to deplorable. It’s all skanks in bikinis anyway.

    I’m done.

    My sympathies to the families of both of these young people. It’s just not right…

    RIP SIMON, there are people that will pray for your soul and your family.

  49. Blech

    Yeah, I can’t help but feel that what’s gone around has come back around here, sorry to say.

  50. WAHHhmbulance

    oh for fucks sakes people. Do you people HONESTLY give a flying shit about this guy? I mean, did you all wake up in the morning.. going ” I Hope He’s ok!” NO you didn’t. So just back the fuck off. If you can’t handle someone calling things like they are, then shut the fuck up and stop reading.

    It’s time to grow some balls people..

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