Simon Cowell has way too much money

November 6th, 2008 // 59 Comments

It’s been revealed that Simon Cowell gave ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour a $9.6 million ‘goodbye gift’ as part of their split. The two had been going out for six years before splitting about six weeks ago. The Scoop reports:

Cowell is said to have given Seymour, who he dated for six years, $5 million cash and another $4.6 to buy a Beverly Hills home just before calling it quits, reports Life & Style.

“Terri phoned Simon about six weeks ago and finished it,” his rep told Life & Style, referring to the breakup. “Simon thinks the world of Terri, and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”

According to the magazine, Seymour wanted to marry and start a family, whereas Cowell recently said, “I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.”

So is this what rich people do? Just hand out $10 million to women they’re breaking up with? I mean, I get it, she’s hot. This story would’ve made a lot less sense if she was a short pudgy woman. But still, even if I had the money I’d probably stick to my usual breakup routine: gently letting them know I’ve been seeing their sister and then running out the door and never looking back.

Photos: WENN

  1. Is he buying PROSTITUTES now?

  2. Gio

    #16 – Have to agree with the boys here. If you are surrounded by flacid dicks, that is your fault. The Boyz don’t need much … oh that’s right, have to tell you this … they want someone alive. Willing to move.

    Thanks Amy Winehouse for your contribution tonight. Or are you Madonna. Hard to tell the difference these days.

  3. anna

    yeah she is really beautiful and sexual , and i think this news is ture , for i got a news from it’s said that she is dating with another woman . she is indeed more beautiful and sexual than Terri Seymour yeah but i dont know who the woman is . can u tell me something ?thank u ?

  4. anna

    yeah she is beautiful and sexual . she had o profile on . on her profile there re some pics about a guy, he is indeed handsome . but i dont know who the guy is ?can u tell me something about that guy ?thank u ?

  5. Dork


    HAHAHAHAHAHA Yur Funny!!!

    So, why don’t you spend all of that money you’re making from the men to buy some real advertising AND STOP SPAMMING.

    Oh, BTW, here’s a couple of bucks so you can get some more AAs for that satisfier in your right hand.

  6. wally

    /agree with #5.

    Every woman in the world will sleep with him now lol. gg Simon

  7. Waldorf

    I always figured that this chick was actually a dude – or once was a dude. She/he certainly looks like they could be a transvestite. That, plus the fact that I’ve always assume that Cowell was gay. It would make sense to me if she was hiding something in her pants.

  8. Mistress


    I am not making any money off men. But the man I met from AM needs to have a good job to afford to pay the weekly hotel room which amounts to 3,000 – 4,000 per year. I was never looking for a sugar daddy; just a reliable lover that shares the same passions and interests as I. I do not need a vibrator because I have a regular lover.

  9. timmy the dying boy

    Re that first pic: it’s obvious that Criss Angel now has some really still competition for his “King of the Douchebags” crown.

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