It’s been revealed that Simon Cowell gave ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour a $9.6 million ‘goodbye gift’ as part of their split. The two had been going out for six years before splitting about six weeks ago. The Scoop reports:
Cowell is said to have given Seymour, who he dated for six years, $5 million cash and another $4.6 to buy a Beverly Hills home just before calling it quits, reports Life & Style.
“Terri phoned Simon about six weeks ago and finished it,” his rep told Life & Style, referring to the breakup. “Simon thinks the world of Terri, and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”
According to the magazine, Seymour wanted to marry and start a family, whereas Cowell recently said, “I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.”
So is this what rich people do? Just hand out $10 million to women they’re breaking up with? I mean, I get it, she’s hot. This story would’ve made a lot less sense if she was a short pudgy woman. But still, even if I had the money I’d probably stick to my usual breakup routine: gently letting them know I’ve been seeing their sister and then running out the door and never looking back.
translation | November 6, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Terri: I think that’s all the money he’ll give me and oh yeah he’s GAY.
jettyty | November 6, 2008 at 2:34 pm
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums..
Ashleyf | November 6, 2008 at 2:35 pm
First
dork | November 6, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Yeah right.
If he had so much money he wouldn’t get such cheap haircuts that made him look like a tool.
James Bond | November 6, 2008 at 2:39 pm
It’s called ‘leaving the booty call option open’ – permanently. This also has the effect of making future women easily lose their panties and clamor for their shot. Cowell plays on a level most men can’t even fathom. Like a chess master, he’s already 10 moves ahead.
Max Planck | November 6, 2008 at 2:40 pm
She sucked him so hard his head caved in. Worth every penny.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 6, 2008 at 2:44 pm
payoff so she won’t tell all the secret threesomes, drugs, crazy shit that hes into
Qinto | November 6, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Wow. I gave my ex a case of herpes instead. That’ll be with her until the end
Simon | November 6, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Hey guys, wanted to clear something up.
No matter how beautiful they seem to be. After 5 years, the same ole pussy you been bangin’ gets old. Time to trade in for a new model.
After all, what’s all this money if you can’t buy a whore or two.
Off to Amsterdam!!!
Alex | November 6, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Wow! Does he like tall, blonde guys? I mean, I can get tits surgically implanted if that’s the problem.
men are so lame | November 6, 2008 at 3:00 pm
9- true. and we don’t like your flacid penis for very long either. especially once all the whining starts. fucking stupid men. glad i can just pick and choose any one of the many available at anytime and not be tied down to clingy sorry ass men . ps, your o face looks stupid
Deacon Jones | November 6, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I’m a pervert, and even I dont think she’s attractive. Maybe for the average chick, not for dating a millionaire. She must be into doing blow and then ass fucking him with strap ons
alex reager | November 6, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Am I the only one that gets it?
It’s HUSH MONEY. He’s got some not-safe-for-the-public secrets and he wants her to keep her mouth shut. I’ll bet she had to sign some type of contract too.
It’s also possible that common-law marriage laws could have some sort of impact…and he made 160+ million from American Idol LAST YEAR.
Mia | November 6, 2008 at 3:06 pm
She has a broken heart and probably feels like she wasted 5 years with this man but she made out fabulous and Simon was not obligated either. Simon was very generous. He probably still gets booty calls from her.
Simon | November 6, 2008 at 3:08 pm
11 – you sound like a righteous lesbian.
Hey, I got a mill or two if you bring a couple of your girlfriends over. I want to show you my o face in person.
Oh, and BTW, my money affords me all the Viagra I want. No flacid penis here!
Mistress | November 6, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I love my husband and he is a great father but he is not into sex like I am and affairs have saved our marriage.
HaHaHa | November 6, 2008 at 3:08 pm
#11,
Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that. You have probably been telling yourself that 5 times a day for God-knows-how-long and finally now you actually believe it. Meanwhile you probably haven’t been laid in 6 years and you live with your 3 cats. F-ing hilarious. Nice try though!
Simon | November 6, 2008 at 3:11 pm
16 – wanna fuck? I’ll let you drive my Mercedes
Uncle Eccoli | November 6, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I suppose being out $10m would make her reasons for ending it pretty clear, yeah.
Deacon Jones | November 6, 2008 at 3:29 pm
@11
I eat women like you for breakfast and shit you out the next morning, more hateful than ever. *kiss*
ChuckleHead | November 6, 2008 at 3:32 pm
That is great news. I am happy for both of them.
Now as soon as Simon comes out of the closet, the world will be a lot better place.
sameshitdifferentyear | November 6, 2008 at 3:33 pm
“I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.”
Sorry to deliver the news Simon, but a license is not required for that. Check the forums and blogs.
Hush money. Ichthyeroticism.
Rough Daddy | November 6, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Leave #11 alone! shes in pain and extremely bitter!
Uncle Eccoli | November 6, 2008 at 3:34 pm
@11
Your typical attitude is exactly why I can’t stand women in general any longer than it takes to fuck them then throw them out. You’re all simpering whores. Oh, and “flaccid” is spelled with two “C’s,” idiot.
;)
men are lame | November 6, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Oh how I knew that comment would get you sorry ass idiots’ panties in a wad.
Please Deacon, you couldn’t eat a woman properly if your life depended on it. Your comments are evidence of an unsatisfied man. I’m sure the last time you got laid was courtesy of a glory hole in the public bathroom down the street from your studio apartment.
havoc | November 6, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I thought he was gay?
And #11…have you ever considered the flaccid penises are just around you?
1+1=2 sweetheart…
.
Sauron | November 6, 2008 at 3:39 pm
He’s more generous than my usual $20.
men are easy | November 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm
shit. they just keep coming back for more. poor baby boys. you’re all retards. and 25 must have had to do quite a bit of research on ‘flaccid’ dicks. wonder why silly silly man.
Deacon Jones | November 6, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I’d put the lotion on Simon
Simon | November 6, 2008 at 3:42 pm
#25 – Right On! I like it when a gal gets my panties going. I mean, er…
Oh, bloody well. Yes, I like wearing panties. You happy? I wear panties. Pink panties. Silk panties. T-back panties. It’s an English thing. You wouldn’t understand.
But, does that mean you don’t want to come over with your girlfriends?
SUZIEQ | November 6, 2008 at 3:43 pm
OH POOR MEN CAN’T HANDLE THE FACT THAT WOMEN REALIZE THEY ARE PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT LOSERS!!
Mistress | November 6, 2008 at 3:48 pm
#18
You sound like some of the guys I talk with at http://www.ashleymadison.com
low | November 6, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Nice setup, #16 – led them right to your referral at #32. At least you are a creative spammer.
Sofia | November 6, 2008 at 3:53 pm
so the guy gives her 5 mil cash and a house and she breaks up on the phone?? wow that bitch is cold. sounds like blackmail to me.
Uncle Eccoli | November 6, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I know how to spell “worthless cunt,” “inferiority complex,” and “ineffectual nothing” properly, too, which would make me a full on expert on you and your kind, eh? AND I can tell the difference between a “4″ and a “5.”
Simon | November 6, 2008 at 3:56 pm
29 – Well, OK, DJ. Just as long as you wear my panties.
Deacon Jones | November 6, 2008 at 4:00 pm
@25
I’ll admit it, I am unsatisfied. My girlfriend doesn’t let me donkeypunch her anymore. A “wheel barrel” down the stairs occassionally, but that’s if I’m lucky
Dork | November 6, 2008 at 4:01 pm
32 – Mistress, you’re worthless.
Didn’t you hear. There is already a site that I can go to for FREE to get all the pussy I want.
Craigslist Rules!!!
No Thanks | November 6, 2008 at 4:06 pm
@ 28
Butterface for sure.
Nice try though….
Livi | November 6, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Not. Pretty.
Ted from LA | November 6, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Simon makes a good point about them ending up hating him. Everyone hates him.
lloyd johnson | November 6, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Man, she is the only black woman in the world who would put up with so much crap. He was a dick to her and she deserves the $10m. Now to see if she needs a boy toy…
Turd Ferguson | November 6, 2008 at 4:53 pm
That’s a man, baby!
spamfighter | November 6, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Am i supposed to know who this guy is?
claire | November 6, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I smell blackmail.
also, SW, I like how you say “I had the money I’d probably stick to my usual breakup routine: gently letting them know I’ve been seeing their sister and then running out the door and never looking back.”
you’re playing the pronoun game. you’re officially gay.
I hate it when people say “Happy Thursday!”.
Bush | November 6, 2008 at 6:00 pm
This black chick has absolutely no upper lip.
Dina | November 6, 2008 at 6:06 pm
She prolly caught him with the pool boy.
1moreidiotintheworld | November 6, 2008 at 6:54 pm
If there’s a lurid story involving that fag, she’ll get paid twice what he bribed her with to spill the beans…….
Mistress | November 6, 2008 at 6:55 pm
#38
I am not worthless, but I am a very happy satisfied female!
Good for you dude for Craigs list. But the men with money are on the AM site.
Females do not have to pay.
May | November 6, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Retrenchment benefit for her? hahaha