Simon Cowell has way too much money

November 6th, 2008 // 59 Comments

It’s been revealed that Simon Cowell gave ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour a $9.6 million ‘goodbye gift’ as part of their split. The two had been going out for six years before splitting about six weeks ago. The Scoop reports:

Cowell is said to have given Seymour, who he dated for six years, $5 million cash and another $4.6 to buy a Beverly Hills home just before calling it quits, reports Life & Style.

“Terri phoned Simon about six weeks ago and finished it,” his rep told Life & Style, referring to the breakup. “Simon thinks the world of Terri, and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”

According to the magazine, Seymour wanted to marry and start a family, whereas Cowell recently said, “I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.”

So is this what rich people do? Just hand out $10 million to women they’re breaking up with? I mean, I get it, she’s hot. This story would’ve made a lot less sense if she was a short pudgy woman. But still, even if I had the money I’d probably stick to my usual breakup routine: gently letting them know I’ve been seeing their sister and then running out the door and never looking back.

Photos: WENN

  1. translation

    Terri: I think that’s all the money he’ll give me and oh yeah he’s GAY.

  2. jettyty

    She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums..

  3. Ashleyf


  4. dork

    Yeah right.

    If he had so much money he wouldn’t get such cheap haircuts that made him look like a tool.

  5. James Bond

    It’s called ‘leaving the booty call option open’ – permanently. This also has the effect of making future women easily lose their panties and clamor for their shot. Cowell plays on a level most men can’t even fathom. Like a chess master, he’s already 10 moves ahead.

  6. Max Planck

    She sucked him so hard his head caved in. Worth every penny.

  7. payoff so she won’t tell all the secret threesomes, drugs, crazy shit that hes into

  8. Qinto

    Wow. I gave my ex a case of herpes instead. That’ll be with her until the end

  9. Simon

    Hey guys, wanted to clear something up.

    No matter how beautiful they seem to be. After 5 years, the same ole pussy you been bangin’ gets old. Time to trade in for a new model.

    After all, what’s all this money if you can’t buy a whore or two.

    Off to Amsterdam!!!

  10. Wow! Does he like tall, blonde guys? I mean, I can get tits surgically implanted if that’s the problem.

  11. men are so lame

    9- true. and we don’t like your flacid penis for very long either. especially once all the whining starts. fucking stupid men. glad i can just pick and choose any one of the many available at anytime and not be tied down to clingy sorry ass men . ps, your o face looks stupid

  12. Deacon Jones

    I’m a pervert, and even I dont think she’s attractive. Maybe for the average chick, not for dating a millionaire. She must be into doing blow and then ass fucking him with strap ons

  13. alex reager

    Am I the only one that gets it?

    It’s HUSH MONEY. He’s got some not-safe-for-the-public secrets and he wants her to keep her mouth shut. I’ll bet she had to sign some type of contract too.

    It’s also possible that common-law marriage laws could have some sort of impact…and he made 160+ million from American Idol LAST YEAR.

  14. Mia

    She has a broken heart and probably feels like she wasted 5 years with this man but she made out fabulous and Simon was not obligated either. Simon was very generous. He probably still gets booty calls from her.

  15. Simon

    11 – you sound like a righteous lesbian.

    Hey, I got a mill or two if you bring a couple of your girlfriends over. I want to show you my o face in person.

    Oh, and BTW, my money affords me all the Viagra I want. No flacid penis here!

  16. Mistress

    I love my husband and he is a great father but he is not into sex like I am and affairs have saved our marriage.

  17. HaHaHa

    Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that. You have probably been telling yourself that 5 times a day for God-knows-how-long and finally now you actually believe it. Meanwhile you probably haven’t been laid in 6 years and you live with your 3 cats. F-ing hilarious. Nice try though!

  18. Simon

    16 – wanna fuck? I’ll let you drive my Mercedes

  19. Uncle Eccoli

    I suppose being out $10m would make her reasons for ending it pretty clear, yeah.

  20. Deacon Jones


    I eat women like you for breakfast and shit you out the next morning, more hateful than ever. *kiss*

  21. ChuckleHead

    That is great news. I am happy for both of them.

    Now as soon as Simon comes out of the closet, the world will be a lot better place.

  22. sameshitdifferentyear

    “I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.”

    Sorry to deliver the news Simon, but a license is not required for that. Check the forums and blogs.

    Hush money. Ichthyeroticism.

  23. Leave #11 alone! shes in pain and extremely bitter!

  24. Uncle Eccoli


    Your typical attitude is exactly why I can’t stand women in general any longer than it takes to fuck them then throw them out. You’re all simpering whores. Oh, and “flaccid” is spelled with two “C’s,” idiot.


  25. men are lame

    Oh how I knew that comment would get you sorry ass idiots’ panties in a wad.

    Please Deacon, you couldn’t eat a woman properly if your life depended on it. Your comments are evidence of an unsatisfied man. I’m sure the last time you got laid was courtesy of a glory hole in the public bathroom down the street from your studio apartment.

  26. havoc

    I thought he was gay?

    And #11…have you ever considered the flaccid penises are just around you?

    1+1=2 sweetheart…


  27. Sauron

    He’s more generous than my usual $20.

  28. men are easy

    shit. they just keep coming back for more. poor baby boys. you’re all retards. and 25 must have had to do quite a bit of research on ‘flaccid’ dicks. wonder why silly silly man.

  29. Deacon Jones

    I’d put the lotion on Simon

  30. Simon

    #25 – Right On! I like it when a gal gets my panties going. I mean, er…

    Oh, bloody well. Yes, I like wearing panties. You happy? I wear panties. Pink panties. Silk panties. T-back panties. It’s an English thing. You wouldn’t understand.

    But, does that mean you don’t want to come over with your girlfriends?

  31. SUZIEQ

    OH POOR MEN CAN’T HANDLE THE FACT THAT WOMEN REALIZE THEY ARE PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT LOSERS!!

  32. #18

    You sound like some of the guys I talk with at

  33. low

    Nice setup, #16 – led them right to your referral at #32. At least you are a creative spammer.

  34. Sofia

    so the guy gives her 5 mil cash and a house and she breaks up on the phone?? wow that bitch is cold. sounds like blackmail to me.

  35. Uncle Eccoli

    I know how to spell “worthless cunt,” “inferiority complex,” and “ineffectual nothing” properly, too, which would make me a full on expert on you and your kind, eh? AND I can tell the difference between a “4″ and a “5.”

  36. Simon

    29 – Well, OK, DJ. Just as long as you wear my panties.

  37. Deacon Jones


    I’ll admit it, I am unsatisfied. My girlfriend doesn’t let me donkeypunch her anymore. A “wheel barrel” down the stairs occassionally, but that’s if I’m lucky

  38. 32 – Mistress, you’re worthless.

    Didn’t you hear. There is already a site that I can go to for FREE to get all the pussy I want.

    Craigslist Rules!!!

  39. No Thanks

    @ 28

    Butterface for sure.

    Nice try though….

  40. Livi

    Not. Pretty.

  41. Ted from LA

    Simon makes a good point about them ending up hating him. Everyone hates him.

  42. lloyd johnson

    Man, she is the only black woman in the world who would put up with so much crap. He was a dick to her and she deserves the $10m. Now to see if she needs a boy toy…

  43. Turd Ferguson

    That’s a man, baby!

  44. Am i supposed to know who this guy is?

  45. I smell blackmail.

    also, SW, I like how you say “I had the money I’d probably stick to my usual breakup routine: gently letting them know I’ve been seeing their sister and then running out the door and never looking back.”

    you’re playing the pronoun game. you’re officially gay.

    I hate it when people say “Happy Thursday!”.

  46. Bush

    This black chick has absolutely no upper lip.

  47. Dina

    She prolly caught him with the pool boy.

  48. 1moreidiotintheworld

    If there’s a lurid story involving that fag, she’ll get paid twice what he bribed her with to spill the beans…….

  49. Mistress


    I am not worthless, but I am a very happy satisfied female!
    Good for you dude for Craigs list. But the men with money are on the AM site.
    Females do not have to pay.

  50. May

    Retrenchment benefit for her? hahaha

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