The L.A. County Coroner’s Office released their report on Simon Monjack‘s death yesterday and apparently Brittany Murphy‘s mom not only admitted to investigators she slept in the same bed as her late daugther’s husband but pointed it out to them. TMZ reports:
According to the report, the investigator and the unnamed person (Sharon) were going through the master bedroom in the Hollywood Hills home that Simon shared with Brittany … when (Sharon) pointed to one side of Simon’s bed and identified it as “her side of the bed.”
The report doesn’t suggest sexual contact between the two.
Really? “Doesn’t suggest sexual contact between the two?” Apparently TMZ missed that whole part about sleeping in the same bed together because I don’t know else how it could’ve suggested sexual contact more without the use of a hand-puppet named “Peney the In-Law Vagina Plunger.” (Jim Henson Studios, call me. I got ideas.)
Photo: Splash News
wtf? | August 18, 2010 at 11:12 am
I wish he wasn’t dead so i could punch him in the face.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 11:17 am
it’s easy to sleep in a bed with someone and hot have sex. it’s called marriage
rotis | August 18, 2010 at 11:39 am
I agree, but they weren’t married, LOL.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
sure but they’d both been, thus conditioned..
Turd Ferguson | August 18, 2010 at 11:18 am
Not at all fucked up. Wait – huh?
♫Here I am, rough you like a hurricane♫ | August 18, 2010 at 11:38 am
Stop the insinuations please. Can you think of a couple (Moonjack&Mom) that can match the amount of restrain between the two? NO? So, there…
Brooke | August 18, 2010 at 10:33 pm
ROUGH you like a hurricane? Dude, at least get the lyrics right.
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 11:38 am
Weird.
Crooked.
Addicted.
Dead.
Lovethickpubichair | August 18, 2010 at 11:39 am
Mom killed them both.
anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 12:07 pm
totally agree. name anothe couple that dies months apart from the same weird causes.
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 12:58 pm
What’s the motive? As far as I can tell Brittany was the money maker in that household. Kill the meal ticket? Doesn’t make sense……..but I am certainly curious to hear some theories.
Anonymous | August 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Crazy don’t need a motive. The house was as big as a warehouse and the two (maybe all three) shared one bed? That’s just crazy.
Jeff | August 18, 2010 at 11:43 am
I betcha it’s because he has a huge dick..
M3 | August 18, 2010 at 12:00 pm
had
Sheena | August 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Still does… just ain’t workin’ right now.
The Inquisition | August 18, 2010 at 2:26 pm
It could work again, theoretically, chopsticks and duck tape. I’m just sayin.
Lovethickpubichair | August 18, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Can’t say it’s not cold and hard.
Gerald Tarrant | August 18, 2010 at 11:51 am
It was just a sleep over, he was Peter Pan and couldn’t grow up. Don’t be ignorant. It’s just like demonizing Michael Jackson for sleeping in the same bed as countless little boys. Simon was just having mommy issues. Or at least that is what he would have claimed if he were alive.
what? | August 18, 2010 at 12:04 pm
whomp whomp
Viv | August 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Just like all the weird sh..t that came out when MJ died. (because what he did when he was alive was not weird at all)
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
what he did in death was weird too. taking over ike broflovski’s body and all.. making him dress up like a girl so he could win a beauty pagent… despicable
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 18, 2010 at 1:58 pm
All I got are weird “Norman Bates/Mother” scenarios going through my head now.
“You’ve been touching yourself again haven’t you boy? Now come here and do me while you call me Brittany!
“Mother please! She was such a nice girl! Now spank me please.”
jenna | August 18, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Oh fuck. I had the EXACT same scenario running through my mind. Ick.
Fati87 | August 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm
What a fucked up little family they were!
stinky mcpoop | August 18, 2010 at 2:29 pm
The Aristocrats
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm
I love the way Gilbert Gottfried tells that joke!
testington | August 18, 2010 at 4:29 pm
wait why is “her side of the bed” in quotes? If Sharron pointed and said that’s “her side of the bed” it means that is where Brittney slept, not Sharron. She didn’t say “my side of the bed”
WTF is with that story?
what is the source of this story again? It is either an absolutely terrible use of punctuation or this story is imply something that is not true by misusing a quote.
yeahandalso | August 18, 2010 at 6:22 pm
It says TMZ, there is a link….but I get your point it is an odd way to write that
melrose | August 19, 2010 at 12:43 pm
It’s correct to change “my” to ‘”her” for agreement in the sentence but they should have put the changed word in brackets. At least that’s my understanding…
aristotrash | August 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I’m just going to come out and say it: it might not be emotionally healthy, but it certainly doesn’t mean anything twisted was going on. I mean, come on, she lost her daughter and he lost his wife. Give the people a break. I mean, people deal with crap in weird ways. This really isn’t criminal or even gossip worthy.
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 18, 2010 at 6:58 pm
You must be pulling my leg
jwiz | August 18, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Brittany’s Mom killed Brittany to have Monjack to herself. Monjack finds out and confronts BM. BM then kills Monjack in the same way she offed Brittany. What a beautiful love triangle (of death). Just wait for BM to off herself under the same mysterious circumstances.
Cock Dr | August 18, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Hey that’s good. That’s a movie!
Tedro | August 18, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Really! No hot photo of her Mom?
jami* | August 18, 2010 at 10:11 pm
i STILL do not understand what brittany murphy saw in him. he ruined her :(
Lisa | August 18, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Damn, this family could give the Jerry Springer guests a run. I don’t think I want to know anymore.
captain america | August 19, 2010 at 12:40 am
pst: PUT CLEAN SHEETS ON THE BED!!