Simon Monjack Slept in the Same Bed with Brittany Murphy’s Mom

August 18th, 2010 // 37 Comments
Simon Monjack and Brittany Murphy

The L.A. County Coroner’s Office released their report on Simon Monjack‘s death yesterday and apparently Brittany Murphy‘s mom not only admitted to investigators she slept in the same bed as her late daugther’s husband but pointed it out to them. TMZ reports:

According to the report, the investigator and the unnamed person (Sharon) were going through the master bedroom in the Hollywood Hills home that Simon shared with Brittany … when (Sharon) pointed to one side of Simon’s bed and identified it as “her side of the bed.”
The report doesn’t suggest sexual contact between the two.

Really? “Doesn’t suggest sexual contact between the two?” Apparently TMZ missed that whole part about sleeping in the same bed together because I don’t know else how it could’ve suggested sexual contact more without the use of a hand-puppet named “Peney the In-Law Vagina Plunger.” (Jim Henson Studios, call me. I got ideas.)

Photo: Splash News

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  1. wtf?

    I wish he wasn’t dead so i could punch him in the face.

  2. it’s easy to sleep in a bed with someone and hot have sex. it’s called marriage

  3. Turd Ferguson

    Not at all fucked up. Wait – huh?

  4. ♫Here I am, rough you like a hurricane♫

    Stop the insinuations please. Can you think of a couple (Moonjack&Mom) that can match the amount of restrain between the two? NO? So, there…

  5. Cock Dr

    Weird.
    Crooked.
    Addicted.
    Dead.

  6. Lovethickpubichair

    Mom killed them both.

    • anonymous

      totally agree. name anothe couple that dies months apart from the same weird causes.

    • Cock Dr

      What’s the motive? As far as I can tell Brittany was the money maker in that household. Kill the meal ticket? Doesn’t make sense……..but I am certainly curious to hear some theories.

      • Anonymous

        Crazy don’t need a motive. The house was as big as a warehouse and the two (maybe all three) shared one bed? That’s just crazy.

  7. Jeff

    I betcha it’s because he has a huge dick..

  8. Gerald Tarrant

    It was just a sleep over, he was Peter Pan and couldn’t grow up. Don’t be ignorant. It’s just like demonizing Michael Jackson for sleeping in the same bed as countless little boys. Simon was just having mommy issues. Or at least that is what he would have claimed if he were alive.

  9. Viv

    Just like all the weird sh..t that came out when MJ died. (because what he did when he was alive was not weird at all)

  10. Sobrietyisacrutch

    All I got are weird “Norman Bates/Mother” scenarios going through my head now.

    “You’ve been touching yourself again haven’t you boy? Now come here and do me while you call me Brittany!
    “Mother please! She was such a nice girl! Now spank me please.”

  11. Fati87

    What a fucked up little family they were!

  12. stinky mcpoop

    The Aristocrats

  13. testington

    wait why is “her side of the bed” in quotes? If Sharron pointed and said that’s “her side of the bed” it means that is where Brittney slept, not Sharron. She didn’t say “my side of the bed”

    WTF is with that story?

    what is the source of this story again? It is either an absolutely terrible use of punctuation or this story is imply something that is not true by misusing a quote.

    • yeahandalso

      It says TMZ, there is a link….but I get your point it is an odd way to write that

      • melrose

        It’s correct to change “my” to ‘”her” for agreement in the sentence but they should have put the changed word in brackets. At least that’s my understanding…

  14. aristotrash

    I’m just going to come out and say it: it might not be emotionally healthy, but it certainly doesn’t mean anything twisted was going on. I mean, come on, she lost her daughter and he lost his wife. Give the people a break. I mean, people deal with crap in weird ways. This really isn’t criminal or even gossip worthy.

  15. jwiz

    Brittany’s Mom killed Brittany to have Monjack to herself. Monjack finds out and confronts BM. BM then kills Monjack in the same way she offed Brittany. What a beautiful love triangle (of death). Just wait for BM to off herself under the same mysterious circumstances.

  16. Tedro

    Really! No hot photo of her Mom?

  17. jami*

    i STILL do not understand what brittany murphy saw in him. he ruined her :(

  18. Lisa

    Damn, this family could give the Jerry Springer guests a run. I don’t think I want to know anymore.

  19. captain america

    pst: PUT CLEAN SHEETS ON THE BED!!

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