Apparently Simon Monjack had two secret love-children that not even his family or Brittany Murphy knew about. His mother and brother discovered e-mails on his laptop which they handed over to the police despite Brittany’s mom begging them not to. TMZ reports:
At some point they went through the computer and found emails from two women who wanted money from Simon for child support. According to people who have reviewed the emails, Simon had a son by one baby mama and a daughter by another.
Also in the computer … wire transfers of large amounts of money — as much as $48,000 in a single transfer. Simon was sending the money to lawyers, as well as someone in Europe for some sort of settlement.
We’re told Simon’s mom and brother felt the coroner should have the computer and handed it over. The coroner’s office is currently reviewing the contents.
Wait a minute. Do these kids have flippers? A hunger for fish? Uncanny tap-dancing abilities? It all makes sense now: Daddy Blubber breeds Happy Feet killers to make druggie wife’s mama go ga-ga for whale penis. If I’ve seen it once, I’ve seen it a thousand times…
Photo: WENN
what? | June 14, 2010 at 11:20 am
what?!?
friendlyfires | June 14, 2010 at 11:24 am
oh great more twits who will expire in next three months on Britany Murphy’s carcass.
Jay Jeffries | June 14, 2010 at 11:30 am
So, the fat turd fathered kids with women he was not married to? Figures. Glad he’s gone; he was a total screwup & criminal.
FrankNfrtr | June 14, 2010 at 11:36 am
He’s dead.
She’s dead.
Story over.
Michelle | June 14, 2010 at 11:53 am
This means more that just Murphy and her mom had sex with that loser. Ick!
Giggles | June 14, 2010 at 11:57 am
He seemed like such a nice guy.
grobpilot | June 14, 2010 at 11:59 am
Some needy whore actually allowed this schlub to fuck her? What some people won’t do to be even remotely related to celebrity.
Richard McBeef | June 14, 2010 at 12:10 pm
yaaaay! I can comment again!
Anon | June 14, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Why would his mother and brother release the emails?
The whole family are a bunch of fuckwits.
Irene Barcelo | June 14, 2010 at 12:59 pm
This is such a tragedy. Ms. Murphy’s death was a sad loss. It is unfortunate what her husband is putting her through now in death.
stinky mcpoop | June 14, 2010 at 1:45 pm
“Fat in peace, you fat fuck” indeed. (http://www.thesuperficial.com/simon_monjack_found_dead-05-2010)
sobrietyisacrutch | June 14, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I almost kinda wish he wasn’t dead now so I can beat him to death with a baseball bat. And it has nothing to do with him having kids.
turd da third | June 14, 2010 at 5:05 pm
The only way he could be banging these other broads is if he was paying for the sex…well, I guess he did end up paying for the sex 9 months later
what a tool, these semen slinging adventures are a true testimate to the incredible character of this bozo
captain america | June 14, 2010 at 11:49 pm
pfffffffffffffff, THESE SORT OF AMERICAN ASSHOLES NEED CONFIRMATION BY KIDS THAT HE FUCKS AROUND, folks.
public person | June 15, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Although this is interesting info, this was a very poorly written artical.