Sienna Miller scratches arms

Sienna Miller’s was photographed with red slashes up her arm and some people are concerned about her health. One witness says the cuts looked sore, red, and raw, but her spokesman says Sienna simply scraped her arm against some rocks while swimming in the rough ocean last weekend. That makes sense though, since nobody would be stupid enough to cut themself over Jude Law. Bill Murray maybe, but not Jude Law. It’s hard to get emotionally worked up over somebody who has a small wiener.