Sienna Miller offends people

October 6th, 2006 // 56 Comments

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Sienna Miller makes a number of strange remarks, including saying monogamy is overrated and calling Pittsburgh “Shitsburgh.” On monogamy she says: “I don’t know, monogamy is a weird thing for me. It’s an overrated virtue, because, let’s face it, we’re fucking animals.” And on calling Pittsburgh “Shitsburgh” she issued an apology through her rep today, saying:

“I want to apologize for my comments which seem to have been misconstrued and taken out of context. I was referring to the fact that we are shooting almost all night shoots on this film and none of us have had an opportunity to fully explore the city. What I have seen of it is beautiful. I came once before to visit the Andy Warhol museum whilst researching a film and found both the city and it’s inhabitants warm and gracious. My father is from Meadville and is in town to show me round this weekend. I sincerely apologize and hope people realize that conversations can be easily manipulated in print.”

I can understand her jaded view on monogamy – considering Jude Law was doing it with his nanny – but she should own up to her feelings about Pittsburgh. You can’t backtrack and say it was taken out of context, and then have it make less sense when you try to put it back in context. “Oh I called it Shitsburgh because I haven’t had a chance to check out the city yet. What I saw was great, but I’m still gonna compare it to feces until I get a better look around.” Her mouth is so full of lies right now it’s surprising everything isn’t coming out as shit.


  1. RichPort

    And exactly when will Jrz get her royalty check?

  2. Chaste


  3. Chaste


  4. jrzmommy

    “I meant to say….. Titsburgh……yeah, that’s it…..Titsburgh!! As a shout out to all you fine young honeys from the Keystone State! Rock the bloody house, galfriends!”

  5. yuckyfresh

    personally, i prefer fuckville.

  6. yuckyfresh

    …..or bonetown.

  7. jrzmommy

    rich–checks, schmecks……just gimme booze.

  8. Don Boogie

    Clearly she is disappointed in the play of the 1-2 Steelers.

  9. RichPort

    #4 – That reminds me of a joke where a preist asks for 3 pickets to Tittsburgh and would like to have his change in nipples and dimes.

  10. Rimmer

    or Cock-In-Nanny

  11. BuffaloJazzman

    Next thing you know, she’ll be referring to Cincinnasty and Crotchester.

  12. BriBri

    What an idiot! She’s only saying monogamy is overrated b/c she got her ass punked by everyone and their mom finding out about Jude’s affair.

  13. jrzmommy

    “I love Philthadelphia!”

  14. slantingthroughdarkness

    Clitsburgh would’ve been more clever (if slightly nonsensical).

  15. The Gilbs

    Sienna is fucked! I live outside of Pittsburgh and I can guarantee that every bite of food, every beverage she orders will have a booger, snot, or semen as an added ingredient. What a dumb bitch. Pittsburghers are extremely loyal to their city and they will fuck up any naysayer. I cheered for the Denver Rockies at a Pirates game and was almost killed.

  16. she’s just pissed cuz she’s in the wonderful city of pittsburgh and not back in her hometown of Cokeville!

  17. RichPort

    I personally love New York Titty and Cuntneticut.

  18. jrzmommy


  19. RichPort

    New Whoreleans? Hoeboken? Fuck, I can’t wait until tourists come to town…

  20. Italian Stallion

    For lack of tact, Reading sucks. It’s like Baltimore minus the fishies. Just thinking about that shit hole makes me crave a handful of Prozac and a can of good old Pabst to wash it all down.

    Somebody had a story about Reading on their blog and said this about Baltimore. So I just had to comment…..

    Italian Stallion said…
    You talk about how shitty Baltimore is but yet you live in the “City of Faggoty Love”. Philidelphia, that’s a real winner, let me tell you. A bunch of fat fuck’s sucking down cheesesteaks all day wondering how they can make um bigger. A bunch of crackheads on the corner offering to suck your dick for a twenty, so they can get their next fix. Your football team is a piece of shit with a quarterback that tried to butt fuck his wide reciever, and made him go to Dallas in fear of said assrape. Philidelphia is good for one thing and one thing only. A place to throw out your trash on the way to Atlantic City. I’m obviously from Baltimore, and spit on your shitty town as I pass through, along with the discarding of my trash. Big surprise you’re not a writer, your story fucking sucked!!!!

    P.S. I heard all girls from Philly are nasty and can’t get dates unless they go online and show fake pictures. I see that’s true now. Dumb bitch…………..

    4:15 PM, October 05, 2006

    And yes Jrzmommy, I used the same insult about the trash thing to you, back when I didn’t like you. But since then I realized our love for Italia is the same, and had a change of heart……………..

  21. Italian Stallion

    One funny bastard that used to post under “Fa Cube Itches” back in the day called it “Bodymore Murderland”, I liked that one though……..hehehehee

  22. RichPort

    #21 – HA!!!

  23. jrzmommy

    Baci, Stallion!

  24. jrzmommy

    All right Rock Stars–have a good weekend.

  25. katie

    everyone knows shes right about pittsburgh, its a shitty ass city. they didnt come up with that nickname for no reason, hello. she still sucks though.

  26. pinky_nip

    Fuck Sienna Miller.

    I just want to know when 5:00 is going to fucking get here!!!!!!

    I need a chardonny and a ride on my Stallion.

  27. Italian Stallion

    POP….*sound of cork*

    *pours glass of Chardonay and hands to Pinky”

    POP….*you decide*

  28. FnHdl

    Ok, I live in Pittsburgh. Always have. And honestly, it is an incredibly boring place to be.


    Apple juice gives me a stomach ache.

  30. @27.. pinky_nip, you have read my mind, only I’m going to ride on my “Aleq”

    Gay times are ahead! Woo-Who!!!

  31. pinky_nip

    I say we all play a little game called “who’s in my mouth?”…

  32. commissioner

    Methinks Sienna needs a handler. I would have said I had something in my mouth, like a big dick.

    This continent ain’t big enough for the both of us.

  33. The woman clearly needs to learn some etiquette when staying in any town. That is home to people, and to say that clearly lacks tact. She might want to see the movie “Waiting” so she can think before she says nasty things like that.

    In regard to her monogamy comment. I think she has a right to think monogamy isn’t for everyone, especially for herself. However, to say it isn’t for anyone because we are “fucking animals,” she can speak for herself.

  34. ApacheRose



    I’ve been trying to encourage Fa Cube to come back to the ‘Fish, but that would mean dismounting and letting him out of my bed and I’m not sure either of us want that to happen.

    I’ll ask him again when I talk to him later, ‘K?

  35. Pagan Queen

    ApacheRose – tell Fa we have missed him at the Fish.

    He can drop us a line on his way to the kitchen for more whipped cream :)

  36. tsarinaamanda

    I just wish that, for once, some stupid-assed celeb would just stick by what they said, and then issue an apology, instead of saying BS like “My comments were taken out of context, bitch, bitch, bitch…”. And who the FUCK is Sienna Miller to talk shit about Pittsburgh? What the hell does she know about it? Not a GODDAMN thing, that’s what. So she needs to just STFU and get ready to see a LOT of pubic hairs in her meals…you earned it, honey! And I will just continue to laugh at her getting publically humiliated by Jude Law boning the oogly-assed nanny…of COURSE monogamy doesn’t work for YOU, you got served, biatch! LOLZ :)

  37. saturnswirls

    #32 ha! Love the Dane Cook reference lol.

  38. freakspeely

    She’s still wrong about the monogamy and animals remark. I’m sure animals clean themselves much more often than this dirty jizzmop does.

  39. cayana

    That picture is just priceless..

    “Why oh why did I ditch the nanny for this skanky whore?? WAAAH!”

  40. NipsyHustle

    sienna loves uncut dick cheese on a biscuit

  41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    I live in Asstown, in the County of Fucking Crapshit. Now make a joke about that, you silly British hooker!

  42. And what is Sienna?
    A yellowish-brown pigment, that’s what!

  43. poopnxela

    I can’t beleive she likes beastiality over monogomy

  44. biatcho

    I’ve been calling it Shitsburgh for years and I ‘ve never even been there.

    Did her publicist seriously use the word “whilst” on purpose and not for the sake of being funny?

  45. biatcho

    #13 – It’s actually Aidsadelphia.

  46. I dont mean to double post, but if she slept with me she would believe in monogamy

  47. daveeech81

    I don’t see how you can misconstue “Shitsburgh”…but anyway I think she’s right on both remarks.

  48. franQ

    Rumor has it there’s talk of a ban on the film due Ms. Miller’s comments…

    I assure you that any boycott of this film– be it from Pittsburghers or simply fans of the novel– will have NOTHING to do with what Sienna Miller thinks or does.

    The fact that Rawson Marshall Thurber is destroying this story by CHANGING it is the impetus of any boycott any true “Mysteries of Pittsburgh” fan would partake in.

    Has he NOT read the book!?

    Why would any self-proclaimed fan–such as Mr. Thurber– completely erase Arthur Lecomte from the story and whittle down Phlox Lombardi? Don’t even get me started on his making Cleveland Art Bechstein’s bisexual lover!

    Re-read p. 204 of the paperback, Mr. Thurber… Please, I beg you.

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