Sienna Miller is my hero

June 23rd, 2006 // 116 Comments

  1. EvilFiend

    she looks like a walking ad for young school girl hookers who need money to go to prom

  2. Benny

    First, to want to hit that hard!!

  3. imabeeatch

    Who’s the little boy dressed in drag?

  4. Musa_ acuminata

    I’m glad to see the “Bear” Bryant look is making a comeback.

  5. spatz

    she walked around manhattan like that? really? if she really walked around manhattan like that she wouldnt make it a block.

  6. Nikk The Templar

    I thought she died in a grease fire….

  7. jane's eyre

    I keep on hearing her name, and I still can’t figure out who she is. I checked her out once on, and I hadn’t heard of any of the shows/movies she’s been in. She’s got her own section on, she’s that consistently tacky.

  8. BarbadoSlim

    This woman is supposed to be a fashion icon?.

    And what’s with the gigantic clown feet.

  9. jane's eyre

    And what’s with the 3 dots tattoo on her shoulder? A variation on the “mi vida loca” tattoo that cholas get?

  10. Chicagoboy


    This is Jude Law’s little squeeze, when he is not snogging his nanny, of course. Which explains why she looks like a boy, Jude being a resident of Brokeback, England.

  11. CoJo

    Maybe there was a beach nearby…she does look kind of sweaty…forget it, that wouldn’t even count. That’s awful, however, she does have the little body to pull it off…it could be worse, Victoria Beckham could be wearing that outfit…eeek.

  12. rori

    Where are her leggings? The black leggings bring together any outfit.

  13. pinky_nip

    Does she have inverted tits?

  14. Precisely

    Okay so I only know who she is because of the whole Jude/Nanny thing.what has she been in? Because I really don’t know. I’ve never seen her act, and is she any good?

  15. Aeon

    Hey Superwriters, are you sure that’s not Maria Bello?

  16. curliegirlie

    I usually always admire how Sienna dresses. And only in Manhattan can you get away with looking the way she does in those photos. She is starting to look worse then Nicole Richie. Why is being blonde, anorexic and stupid becoming so trendy. I think it is pathetic, a smart girl who eats like a normal human being and does not bleach her hair is worthless. But a bimbo that walks around half naked, barely knows how to spell and starves herself to death is “so hot”? Ew! I guess her stylist took the day off and this is what happens when you let celebs dress themselves.

  17. BarbadoSlim

    Is this thing even a female? It looks like one of Pink’s dates.

  18. Vas Deferens

    I’d do her in the butt like Anakin Skywalker does.

  19. polypam

    Nobody even heard of this girl til she hooked up with Jude Law on the set of “Alfie”. And according to IMDB, all she did pre-Alfie was a bunch of British TV shit. But currently she has about a half-dozen major films in post-production. It’s amazing what a little scandal will do for your career, eh?

    You can also blame her for the whole “boho chic” garbage that everyone was wearing last summer. I guess Pat Benatar leotards are the epitompy of hip. God help us all if we start seeing fat girls in leotards.

  20. The only thing more disgusting than walking the streets of Manhattan in that outfit is riding in a cab wearing it. How much of her bare skin touched the kind of seat filth that NYers leave behind? Ewwwwwww!

  21. stl4l

    From bore to whore…when you think about it he career is about to take off.

  22. Proteon

    Dignity? That word has no place here.

  23. bigponie

    I don’t care who this skank is, if i find her walking around the block looking like a 2 dollar hooker, that’s exactly what I’m gonna do, give her 2 dollars.

  24. pinky_nip

    One hour to happy hour!

  25. RichPort

    I always thought the term ‘hot British chick’ was a bit of an oxymoron. I like the Page 3 girls just fine, but I never really look at their faces anyway. That said, this chick looks like a transvestite Annie Lennox (or is that another oxymoron?). And, I haven’t seen EVERY British chick, so I could be wrong. I’ll apologize in advance.

  26. curliegirlie

    That is just skeevy, someone who is showing that much skin is abviously desperate for attention, or maybe looking to get raped. I live in Manhattan and no one really gives a shit and there are some freaky people dressed all kinds of crazy. I guess she just wanted to fit in.

  27. spatz

    shes going to be playing Edie Sedgwick in the movie they are doing about her and andy warhols factory.

  28. imabeeatch


  29. ESQ

    WOW! A great way of not drawing attention to yourself when you are a *celebrity*. Who the fuck is she again? Is she famous for anything else then being Jude Law’s fiancee? Girlfriend?

  30. BigJim

    Jude Law has a tiny penis, so she’s still nice and tight.

    I’d split her like a log.

  31. polypam

    Here you go…trust me Sienna, you are no Pat.

  32. Good Gawd… She looks like a group of scantily clad effeminate males are about to jump out behind her with chairs so she can do a rousing addition of “All That Jazz.”

  33. rick mcginnis

    Why is it that people with so little to show seem so devoted to showing it?

  34. pinky_nip

    BigJim~ Yeah, I forgot about that… check this out.. I’ve seen bigger penises on puppies.

  35. BarbadoSlim

    Sure, is ok to dress like that in hot humid weather; as long as you don’t rub your sweaty, sticky, stinky self against any innocent bystanders.

  36. gammanormids

    #14.- that’s what I was going to say. She is famous because she is Jude Law’s ex, then she ran to Orlando Bloom, and now they are back together.

  37. ESQ

    So that is the thief who broke into Paris Hilton’s house. Why would anyone want to dress like Pee-pee Hilton is beyond me!

  38. pinky_nip

    And yes, Jude Law has a penis. Dudes like Papa, BigJim, Stallion have COCKS.

  39. Yoda a Green Schlong Has

    15. Take it back, and all is forgiven, …

    Sienna Miller is a titless, talentless whore who’s notoriety is derived entirely from her talented but unfaithful boyfriend lubing his tool in the family nanny, and her tendency to dress like Paris Hilton.

    Maria Bello has absolutely nothing in common with the preceding description.

    25. “Hot British ” makes absolutely no sense.

    30. She looks like she’d be stiff and vacant. Be careful of the “splinters”.

  40. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    She appears to be on her way to the gayest rave ever. The theme being “Chicago”. But I guess she forgot her glo-sticks and tiny backpack – dumbass.

  41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    The penis mightier than the sword.

  42. Aeon

    39 True, true…Sienna is a titless, talentless whore but that doesn’t change that fact that these pics look a lot like Maria and she does live in Manhattan and has been know to run around in hat’s just like the one above.

  43. biatcho

    42: it’s not Maria Bello. that chick is like 40 and would not wear such a disastrous ensemble.

  44. imabeeatch

    @34 – Thanks for that. Now I must go take a cold shower.

  45. yuckyfresh

    you kiddin me? this chick doesn’t look anorexic at all. sure she’s dressed like an idiot, but i’m just jealous of a place with weather that allows you to dress like that. sf is for suckers. cold suckers.

  46. BigJim

    I wonder if Jude is a grower rather than a show-er. He’d have to do a helluva lot of growing to make up for those photos.

    That penis is coob-sized (note: I’m pretty sure the coob is hermaphrodite).

  47. pinky_nip

    Not only is it coob-sized, it’s freaky looking. It’s like it’s 1/2 circumsized with only the mushroom head visible.

    If I saw that when I unzipped a dudes pants, I’d FREAK and then finish the job, because after all, he did buy dinner and I had 10 shots of tequila.

  48. Chicagoboy

    #47 Pink you are always such a good sport!

  49. Pearly

    Her hair is about four different shades of blonde, I can see that even with a hat on. Woman, PAY a hairdresser. Sheesh.
    And what’s with those hideous 80′s skirts coming back into fashion? They look awful on everybody!

  50. Italian Stallion

    Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign on a store that says “We will turn you white for 99cents”. So one guy says to the other “Hey we should try that”and the other says “I cant I only have 98cents”. So his friend says “I

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