Sienna Miller has sex, can’t dress herself

January 31st, 2007 // 104 Comments

The New York Daily News reports Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen were allegedly having real sex during the lovemaking scenes in Factory Girl.

“It’s not simulated,” an insider tells us. “They’re really doing it.” At the movie’s premiere on Monday, director George Hickenlooper would tell us only: “Sienna and Hayden grew close during the filming. It was an emotional experience for all of us.” As for the sex, he said, “We tried to portray it tastefully.” And was congress actually in session during the shooting? “I can’t comment,” Hickenlooper answered. “You’ll have to ask Sienna about it.” Yesterday, Miller’s publicist said the sex wasn’t bona fide: “She’s just a really good actress.”

And after the premiere for Factory Girl Monday night, Sienna Miller changed into this thing for the after-party. This isn’t like her caught between changing, this is the actual final outfit. This is the result of her changing. Can you imagine what she was wearing before this? It must’ve been like dead animals stapled to a cardboard box.



  1. Sorry about that Sienna!

  2. noac

    To be honest, she looks good,

  3. misanthrope

    She ain’t got no pants on.

  4. No one cares about you Sienna. So please die.

    sienna’s big mouth at crabbie’s

  5. BarbadoSlim

    I don’t give two shits about this broad, and this story would be believable ‘cept for the fact the Hayden (aka I made Darth Vader a whiny gay guy)Christenwattshisface is a total homo.

  6. jrzmommy

    It’s like Bob Fosse and a Hell’s Angel made a baby………incredible.

  7. Suzanne

    I might be able to forgive her for foregoing pants if she hadn’t chosen a horrible top and an even worse jacket. But no. Also, what’s up with the witch boots?

  8. ph7

    I have yet to see a picture of this chick where she appears any hotter than the average prom queen. I mean, I guess she’s must be a good acctress ’cause she just another pixie face blond.

  9. ph7

    Oh yeah, real nice camel toe in 2nd picture from the left.

  10. danielle

    Looks like someone stole some costumes from off the set and tried to pass them off as “evening” wear.

    Only, the broad mistook “evening” wear for “streetwalker” glamour.

  11. 86

    “It was an emotional experience for all of us”



  12. The Jenny

    Would you like reinforced toe with that control top?

    Everybody: She’s got LEGGS, and she knows how to use them… SHEAR ENGERY LEGGS!!!

  13. BibiLush

    great, now we get to see lindsay, nicole and the whole rest of the gang wearing the same shit

  14. JungleRed

    What a hot mess! Is she clutching a computer keyboard under her left arm? She is so over-rated. What the hell is going on in the UK that this thing is considered their fashion “it” gorl?

  15. JungleRed

    I meant “girl.” sorry.

  16. theropes

    Haha, you’re right about the keyboard.. i thought the same too

  17. whatthe

    I’m jealous, Hayden is so effing hot. I’ll never think of Darth Vader the same way again…

  18. yolatengo

    i hate it when reasonably hot chicks think they can wear ANYTHING!!

    Sienna seems like a cunt to me.

  19. scrapsca

    Ummm this cant be true since Hayden is gay. I met him and his bf of 4 years…what a sad way to try and get publicity for your movie.

  20. misanthrope

    @12… I was wondering about that line too. Even weirder coming from a guy named Hickenlooper.

    They didn’t have the sex on film. It’s just a ploy to get people to go see it.

  21. Carsten5577

    Actresses are actually exhibionistic, shameless sluts…who would have thought? This is about as newsworthy as a dog bites man story.

  22. Juliabella

    when she was with Jude, I thaught whe was a lowkey, nice little girl…but I got to know her now. She’s more like a fuckin open house! discusting if you ask me and stupid..what a deal!

  23. ponk

    lol @#4 misanthrope, i nearly spit my lunch all over my screen. direct and to the point.

    i swear to god she’s wearing some sort of prosthetic device and you can see where her legs are attached.

  24. Juliabella

    the boots on top of it!!! WTF is she thinking? “she’s just a really good actress” who? where did you see an actress you?

  25. LL

    I’ve seen homeless people dressed better than her.

  26. NipsyHustle

    i’d hate to think that they REALLY had sex on film because that would just confirm two of my suspicions about this cunt:

    1) She shouldn’t be an “actress” because she’s not convincing in any role other than awhore (which simply is her just being herself)

    2)the whore keeps getting attention because she’s letting any man with film credits dig out her hole.

  27. whitegold

    People are creepy. People that make comments about how watching other people having sex (or “growing close”) is an emotional experience for everyone are even creepier. Then I did a quick google search of George Hickenlooper and it all seemed to make sense:

  28. NipsyHustle

    so much for being a fashion maverick—


  29. Kate&Tina

    I like Sienna – she seems like a really fun person. As for those undie things over her tights WTF????
    She reminds me of a young version of Sharon Stone in these pics. Good actress? I couldnt really say. I have only ever seen her in Alfie and i thought she played the crazed druggie really well.

  30. whitegold

    Oh, link didn’t come out properly…I suck…

  31. jesseeca

    “She’s just a really good actress.” really? i hope she’s paying her publicist well because that’s just a lie.

    what else has she been in that makes her a good acress? anyone?

  32. ph7

    “It was an emotional experience for all of us.”

    Is this code for “we all beat off to them having live sex”?

  33. polypam

    I guess she wanted to prove that unlike other Hollywood celebutards, she actually does wear panties.

  34. lambman



    Also, I always thought Hayden Christianson was gay. I’ve heard rumors of people being paid hush money not to talk about it.

  35. PunjabPete

    First off, if you look like that from teh waist down and you are not a superhero, then something is terribly wrong.

    Second, I knew Christian Hadenson, Hayden Gustofenson, or whatever his name is has been banging someone in order to get work… I never knew Sienna Millers vag had that kind of casting power… Wait, now the tights make sense! Super Sienna Vajayjay…

  36. misanthrope

    Capt. Granny Panties!

  37. Me

    #37 You are correct

  38. The top is to frilly. If she wanted to be a true style icon she would wear the spring su mmer 07 lines which is the belle minis w/o tights. Tights are technically still in but not transparent. The thing on top is not needed. She needed something to distract all that black like a bow on her waist, or back, acnkles, boots of loud color.

  39. Whiney Darth Vader calls the Emperor on my link.

    Funniest fucking thing in the world. BigJim won’t steer you wrong, baby.

    Me love you long time.

  40. BarbadoSlim

    Hayden likes lightsbers, and by lightsbers I mean very erect penises.

  41. wedgeone

    #10 – Camel toe & bat fangs!

    So when does this porn hit the Internet? Shit if someone can sneak camera phone video of Saddam’s hanging, surely someone could release some video of Hayden & Sienna banging.

    “I bet she gives great helmet!”

  42. BarbadoSlim

    @39…wow, really!!!!

    You really know your fashion!

    HEY, EVERYBODY, Let’s hear it for Ambrosia our very own….fashion, person.

  43. Italian Stallion

    @23 what may I ask is “discusting”?

    You can’t even spell your first name correctly…….

  44. jrzmommy

    Aw, what the fuck? Is Ambrosia SJTLQ giving us housewife fashion tips? Goddammit.

  45. neatgirl

    Nice. Clearly she has no stylist (or class) because in the 3rd picture, on her left arm, no one bothered to clip the plastic price tag doohickeys from her shirt. What an idiot.

  46. Adrine

    Looks like some underground granny fashion.

  47. Niecy

    What the hell is she thinking?

  48. Binky

    PR Pete : Sienna – babe – That ‘Shitsburg’stuff is too ’006. Time for a new news tact.
    SM : Oh ? I thought I really headlined with it.
    PR Pete : No babe – This time we’re gonna say you had sex with your gay co-star and then you run around not wearing any pants.
    SM : Sounds great !

  49. Shelley Bonnechance

    Cher is probably going through her closet right now and saying, “WTF??!!…Where are my gardening clothes??!!”

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