Sienna Miller gets dressed with her eyes closed

June 11th, 2007 // 94 Comments
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Sienna Miller showed up to this year’s Isle of Wight festival dressed like some sort of folklore creature. She looks like she should be living under a bridge, jumping out at passersby and threatening to take their first born unless they answer three riddles.

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Comments (94)

  1. Parrish | June 11, 2007 at 11:53 am

    she’s still hott

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  2. hefferovic | June 11, 2007 at 11:53 am

    FrIST!

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  3. hefferovic | June 11, 2007 at 11:54 am

    sucks i missed it

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  4. Rudy Giuliani | June 11, 2007 at 11:54 am

    That’s one gross human.

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  5. hefferovic | June 11, 2007 at 11:55 am

    does this site get 10000 hits per second or what

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  6. bungoone | June 11, 2007 at 11:57 am

    what the f?

    it’s not nice to mock homeless people. what a bitch!

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  7. Wanky | June 11, 2007 at 11:58 am

    yeah shes still hot….id bang that hot hippie!! shit im one too!

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  8. getyourhandoutofmycat | June 11, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    the hobo outside my local bottleshop is better dressed…

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  9. conor | June 11, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Umm thats what people dress like at festivals. Im sorry if you’ve never been but thats what its like. Just because she is famous doesn’t mean she wont get into the festival spirt. Big deal she losened up maybe you should too.

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  10. adultalite | June 11, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    thats hot!

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  11. bungoone | June 11, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    9, was it a renaissance festival because she looks like a jester?

    actually, i take that back, she looks more like robin hood.

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  12. jrzmommy | June 11, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    She’s definately fucking with us now…..

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  13. gotmilk? | June 11, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    i woudln’t say she “loosend up” she usually dressed like a bum.

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  14. gotmilk? | June 11, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    dresses

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  15. Bern | June 11, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Who?

    I have heard this girl’s name several times, now, and still have absolutely no idea why she is supposed to be famous.

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  16. Parrish | June 11, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    11, it’s an Isle of Wight festival, look it up. Learn different types of fashion. Not everyone shops at the mall.

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  17. jakebarnes | June 11, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    Go look and see what other people at Isle of Wight looked like, this isn’t too crazy.

    This is like if, say, Jack Nicholson went to Burning Man dressed like a chartreuse devil with sparklers for shoes. No biggie.

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  18. gina | June 11, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    I didn’t know people in the middle ages wore denim?

    Celeb Drama:
    http://www.innerdrama.com

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  19. Donkey | June 11, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    Those are some gnarly looking legs.

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  20. cheatedhearts | June 11, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    On the upside, she has fantastic legs!

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  21. RichPort | June 11, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    All she needs is a stick with a bundle tied at the end… vagabond looking bitch.

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  22. RichPort | June 11, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Dear British people,

    Please stop telling your C list actors thet’re attractive, especially when they are leg twins with Melanie Griffith. In short, please exile this putrid skank to Belfast. Many thanks.

    RichPort

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  23. everybody | June 11, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    Yeah we were just kiddin’ about being sick of Paris. Who gives a fuck about these other celeb stories. They all seem pint-sized now. More Paris! 24/7!

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  24. Conor | June 11, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    9, was it a renaissance festival because she looks like a jester?

    actually, i take that back, she looks more like robin hood.

    ——

    Right get this, it was a *gasp* MUSIC!?! festival! thats right they have them now. I know this is a shock for you seeing as your obviusly from the 1700′s when “renaissance festivals” where hugely popular and everyone was raving about a sertain robin hood.

    Now days the main form of festival is music, thus when people say “she was at a festival” they will mostly all mean music. I know this is a lot to take in but im sure you will be aply to replay with your excellent “funnys” and “smarts”.

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  25. Ruby | June 11, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    She’s missing some lederhosen, the fugly bitch.

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  26. Snatchit | June 11, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    Is this what happens when you find out your boyfriend has been boning the maid?

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  27. UK Celebs | June 11, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    ^ This is how she used to look in the UK. It’s a mystery why all our celebs turn so ugly after they attract the attention of the Americans.

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  28. Ruby | June 11, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    @24…wtf are you going on about?

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  29. PunjabPete | June 11, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    Seriously… WTF is wrong with this woman…
    Being British is not an excuse… I am sure the majority of the British would agree…

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  30. MassGrrl | June 11, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    It’s a fucking music festival. What do you want her to wear… a gown?

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  31. Kamiki | June 11, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    I’m British and I am feeling a bit embarrassed to be frank. Sienna – shit stop it, don’t give the world something else to laugh at the British for!

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  32. juego de casino | June 11, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    shit!!!

    do you need some money…

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  33. Ally | June 11, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    I think Sienna could wear a plastic garbage bag and still look wonderful. I’ll admit, the outfit is strange, but come on…it’s Sienna miller we’re talking about.

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  34. Sheva | June 11, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    That looks like a creepy nanny. Get away from me freak.

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  35. imran karim | June 11, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    hot

    imran karim

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  36. Spindoc | June 11, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    She should put in BOTH her glass eyes before getting dressed, one just isn’t cutting it.

    And for the Brits on here defending her because thats how people dress at the isle of Wight festival….well, my friends, Just because everybody else looks like a dried scab with denim wrapped around it doesn’t excuse it. Kind of similar to saying that because you’re British you MUST to like Marmite.

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  37. krazihottkelli | June 11, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    to sherry:
    I like how u sent me an email, becoz of
    my comment on martha hatez egyptianz…
    I wasn’t trazhing gayz,shit one of my
    bezt friendz iz a black gay guy, and I
    do have repezt for our president and
    vice=president..they are smarter than
    U, thatz for fuckin sure…and outta all
    the shit that everyone else wrote on that
    site, u picked on me, thatz funny,,,u must
    be my worst emeny ,,(mia),,and if not, then
    clearly bitch u have a problem and are on the wrong site,,I guess you need to be on
    the azzkizzerz site..kill me,,it is
    America..for Godz sake, and yez I do love
    God and Jezuz…so there!
    p.s. stay outta my email box…

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  38. fools...simply fools | June 11, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Lots of people at the Isle of Wight festival dress like that every year. This “story” and the comments are the equivalent of a British website posting pictures of people at the SuperBowl and making fun of their nonsensical football gear, as if people should attend dressed to the nines. Americans are profoundly ignorant people.

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  39. yolatengo | June 11, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    damn it, I am so conflicted, I hate this bitch…but damn she is hot hot hot.
    maybe I could do her and spit on her at the same time?

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  40. Angry Ferret Jones | June 11, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    She looks like a German, Morman Pimp.

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  41. Angry Ferret Jones | June 11, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    #39 – Simple solution: choke fuck.

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  42. Sheva | June 11, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Krazikelli, you shouldn’t let anyone mess with your email.
    And btw, Jesus asked me to relay a message:
    RIF like a motherfucker.

    (Reading is fundamental, followed by writing.)

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  43. Angry Ferret Jones | June 11, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    Bern – Nice DMBS today! How do I apply for the job as a seashell?

    Those titties look painful.

    painfully tasty…..

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  44. Jonathan | June 11, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    #22 – Why Belfast? What the fuck did we do to get stuck with her lol

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  45. voice from the couch | June 11, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Hey what the fuck! Who changed the channel??? Put Paris back on, asshole!

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  46. Bubba | June 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Who?

    Check her out on wiki.

    She’s got a movie coming out in 2008 called ‘A Woman of No Importance’ – which sounds completely appropriate.

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  47. nagger please | June 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    She so desperately wants to be famous..

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  48. adeliza | June 11, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    # 27….does this mean that Posh spice is going to get even uglier now? Geez….if we Americans turn celebrities in to ugly things after they attract our attention, God help David Beckham.

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  49. krazihottkelli | June 11, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    nice to see jrzmommy back…i mean that.
    also sheva..better watch out..i’ll sick
    jrz on your azz…
    Sheva:
    you must really love me to send me
    a personnal email, damn…!

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  50. Dan | June 11, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    Holy shit, for some reason she turns me on more now that she’s a crazy person. Maybe it’s ’cause it seems like she wouldn’t mind of I was smothering her with the hat while I did ‘er.

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