Sienna Miller behind Sean Penn’s divorce

January 17th, 2008 // 64 Comments

Sienna Miller may be the catalyst for Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn’s divorce. Sienna and Sean were spotted together partying in a New York hotel suite while Robin was home with the kids. NY Daily News reports:

“Sienna was sitting on Sean’s lap,” according the source. “She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck.” That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late.

I’m sure the two of them were having a perfectly harmless conversation about Sean’s next Oscar-caliber movie he plans to direct. Nothing to worry about. It’s actually a documentary entitled Sean Penn Does a British Chick. Wait…

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  1. JoBOO

    FIRST!!!!!!!!

  2. mmm yea

    get some

  3. JoBOO

    SECOND!!!!!!

  4. JoBOO

    HAT TRICK!!!!!!!

  5. mmm yea

    get some

  6. Shallow Val

    Fucking whore. BUT, I remember many years ago hearing that SP and RWP were split up. What happened?

    Anyway, back to business….Fucking whore.

  7. Zack

    I’m not surprised she was happy to be with Sean Penn. After Jude Law, she could hook up with Mini Me and think she’s getting stuffed.

  8. Fox News

    Now this is fair and balanced. A boring story about 2 black people we don’t care about, followed by a boring story about 2 white people we don’t care about. Almost makes you want to…sing…

    Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why don’t we?
    We all know that people are the same where ever we go
    There is good and bad in everyone,
    We learn to live, we learn to give
    Each other what we need to survive together alive.

    Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why don’t we?

    Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
    Ebony, ivory, ooh

    We all know that people are the same where ever we go
    There is good and bad in everyone,
    We learn to live, we learn to give
    Each other what we need to survive together alive.

    Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why don’t we?

    Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony …
    Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony …
    Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony …

  9. hahaha

    #9, my god you’re lame.

  10. bb

    Crack whore. Slut.

  11. LayDeeBug

    OK, game time:

    How many British slang words can we think up for Sienna Miller that represent what she is? I’ll begin (ahem)

    Fash Mag Slag

  12. Splinky

    9 – OMG, I HATE that song. Sooooo much. And it’s not because of the content but because it is so corny and booooooring.

  13. The Office Whore

    #1-5. Why?

    And I’m with SV. The fucking whore! And not the good kind of whore either….the BAD kind! Bad whore!!

  14. Texas Tranny

    SV, you have mail.

  15. jako

    I have seen her profile on millionairefriends.com It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. But don’t know if it is her. I will check if this is true.

  16. Just some guy

    Ghost Boner, that’s a great one!

  17. The Office Whore

    16- GREAT! I’ll hold my breath..

  18. Puritan Assmilk

    #1-5…you have self-esteem issues

    damned sienna miller…is she *that* hot? she is behind every 3rd breakup in hollyweird, it seems. she’s just a less cocaine-riddled kate moss, right?

  19. MoronicShitney

    God what is with these women chasing married men, I can only hope now that she marries someone and has kids and then the same happens to her. SLUTTY TRAMP!

  20. Shallow Val

    15 – Dammit TT, I can’t access Yahoo from here. I’ll go to the ‘puter lab after work and check it at the University.

  21. Shallow Val

    20 – Oh, her time will come (tick-tock, tick-tock).

  22. SV,
    I forgot about that………it’s nothing good or important, just saying ….Hey!!!!!

  23. D. Richards (Lord.)

    Fuck Sean Penn; terribly overrated. Fuck Sienna Miller; fashion ‘icon’, right. She looks like a homeless woman.

    Hopefully both Sienna, and Penn will contract some voracious flesh-eating bacteria. And soon.

  24. Harry

    I’m pretty sure this wasn’t the first time for Penn. Anybody remember Jewel? Maybe Robin Wright just finally woke up and smelled the vagina circling around her.

  25. Chauncey Gardner

    Come on, people – this is obviously part of Destro’s master plan to keep Sean Penn out of the running to play Cobra Commander in the G.I. JOE movie! I mean, she’s The Baroness!

  26. fo'sgirl

    Here’s mine!

    Naff Piss-Easy Waster LOL

  27. MoronicShitney

    @25 damn straight – RWP is better off without that ugly dude he looks like a witch, I did think he had integrity though, what a fuckin’ doofus I am.

  28. Auntie Kryst

    Robin Wright is lovely, the only thing that made me respect Sean Penn was her.

    @12 I’ll play…Sienna scratch an Itch. I guess that means bitch in cockney slang. I don’t know if that is how it’s supposed to be said in context. I better keep it simple. “Cunt” as in Sienna Miller is ok looking for a limey cunt.

  29. Gerald_Tarrant

    If Robin needs a rebound guy, I’m her man. She was Buttercup afterall. I’d go long term with her but she has a crazy ex-husband.

  30. gotmilk?

    uhh, 20, it already did happen to her. remember that whore nanny?

  31. Shallow Val

    29 – LOL

    I like “Oh my Buggery Bollock’s, that bird is at it again!”

  32. p0nk

    “you tolerate me, you really tolerate me” … not

  33. but he did try to save New Orleans

  34. peach

    she’s another selfish whore/slut/skank like britney/paris/lohan who’s values, morals and integrity are so fkd up that she actually makes the world a worse place for being in it. As for her ability to be an actress, only on her back.

  35. jrz

    How can you cheat on Jenn-nay?

    So Mr. Upstanding-the-World-Sucks-Not-Me is a fucking dog afterall. Pfft………

  36. What the fuck? Does this chick just jump into a pile of laundry and wear whatever sticks?

  37. I don’t know, Miller was cute as balls in Alfie.

    http://theunsoberlife.com

  38. FFF

    You know she’s a dirty girl. Just say it and she’ll play it. Sean must be bored.

  39. jrz

    Hey, look what we did Rich!

  40. Israeli Stylist

    What is wrong with her clothing, Richport? I think she looks perfect. I am also an Israeli stylist….so I don’t know what I’m talking about.

  41. Tapeworm

    Will someone please take Sienna behind the woodshed and smack her around?

    I met Robin Wright about 10 years ago & she was the most down to earth, nice person. I guess she’s better off w/o Penn, of whom I’m a pretty big fan actually. Oh well.

  42. RosiesVaginaSap

    Sean Penn is a self righteous, holier than thou, inflated asshole. I hope his wife rakes him over the coals. and then I hope he gets testicular cancer and dies slowly and painfully. If I ever met this fuckstick I’d kick his fucking teeth in.

    Whew, now I feel better. to recap: Sean Penn= Shit

  43. #41 – Please show me your tits. I wanna declare a pearl necklace jihad on them.

  44. mrBillcollecta

    Damn 1st she ruined Sean .P Diddy Combs. and now shawn Penn. Was this whore left at the alter by a guy name Sean and she is now wreaking havoc on all Seans in Hollywood?

  45. Biff Henderson

    She’s a biter. Not saying that’s a bad thing.

  46. Mr. Bad Pick Up Line

    Sean: “So Sienna, got any Irish in ya?”
    Sienna: “My heaven’s no, I’m British.”
    Sean: “Want some?”

    Good night folks! Tip your waiters and have a safe drive home!

  47. feg

    its the coke. Sean Penn is a major coke head. and clearly the key to how she stays so wasplike is she’s got a taste for it. Robin Wright was always too good for him anyway. he’s an angry little midget. ever seen him try to smile? looks like it causes him physical pain. very awkward.

  48. uk sux

    I HATE HOW THEY DRIVE ON THE FUCKING RIGHT SIDE!!

  49. OLD HAGS UNITE

    AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG
    AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG
    AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG
    AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG

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