Sienna Miller behind Sean Penn’s divorce

January 17th, 2008 // 64 Comments

Sienna Miller may be the catalyst for Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn’s divorce. Sienna and Sean were spotted together partying in a New York hotel suite while Robin was home with the kids. NY Daily News reports:

“Sienna was sitting on Sean’s lap,” according the source. “She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck.” That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late.

I’m sure the two of them were having a perfectly harmless conversation about Sean’s next Oscar-caliber movie he plans to direct. Nothing to worry about. It’s actually a documentary entitled Sean Penn Does a British Chick. Wait…

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Comments (64)

  1. JoBOO | January 17, 2008 at 11:46 am

    FIRST!!!!!!!!

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  2. mmm yea | January 17, 2008 at 11:47 am

    get some

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  3. JoBOO | January 17, 2008 at 11:47 am

    SECOND!!!!!!

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  4. JoBOO | January 17, 2008 at 11:47 am

    HAT TRICK!!!!!!!

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  5. mmm yea | January 17, 2008 at 11:47 am

    get some

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  6. Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Fucking whore. BUT, I remember many years ago hearing that SP and RWP were split up. What happened?

    Anyway, back to business….Fucking whore.

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  7. mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 17, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Sienna is a home wrecker

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  8. Zack | January 17, 2008 at 11:51 am

    I’m not surprised she was happy to be with Sean Penn. After Jude Law, she could hook up with Mini Me and think she’s getting stuffed.

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  9. Fox News | January 17, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Now this is fair and balanced. A boring story about 2 black people we don’t care about, followed by a boring story about 2 white people we don’t care about. Almost makes you want to…sing…

    Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why don’t we?
    We all know that people are the same where ever we go
    There is good and bad in everyone,
    We learn to live, we learn to give
    Each other what we need to survive together alive.

    Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why don’t we?

    Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
    Ebony, ivory, ooh

    We all know that people are the same where ever we go
    There is good and bad in everyone,
    We learn to live, we learn to give
    Each other what we need to survive together alive.

    Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
    Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why don’t we?

    Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony …
    Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony …
    Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony …

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  10. hahaha | January 17, 2008 at 11:55 am

    #9, my god you’re lame.

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  11. bb | January 17, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Crack whore. Slut.

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  12. LayDeeBug | January 17, 2008 at 11:55 am

    OK, game time:

    How many British slang words can we think up for Sienna Miller that represent what she is? I’ll begin (ahem)

    Fash Mag Slag

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  13. Splinky | January 17, 2008 at 11:56 am

    9 – OMG, I HATE that song. Sooooo much. And it’s not because of the content but because it is so corny and booooooring.

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  14. The Office Whore | January 17, 2008 at 11:58 am

    #1-5. Why?

    And I’m with SV. The fucking whore! And not the good kind of whore either….the BAD kind! Bad whore!!

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  15. Texas Tranny | January 17, 2008 at 11:59 am

    SV, you have mail.

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  16. jako | January 17, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    I have seen her profile on millionairefriends.com It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. But don’t know if it is her. I will check if this is true.

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  17. Just some guy | January 17, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    Ghost Boner, that’s a great one!

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  18. The Office Whore | January 17, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    16- GREAT! I’ll hold my breath..

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  19. Puritan Assmilk | January 17, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    #1-5…you have self-esteem issues

    damned sienna miller…is she *that* hot? she is behind every 3rd breakup in hollyweird, it seems. she’s just a less cocaine-riddled kate moss, right?

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  20. MoronicShitney | January 17, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    God what is with these women chasing married men, I can only hope now that she marries someone and has kids and then the same happens to her. SLUTTY TRAMP!

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  21. Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    15 – Dammit TT, I can’t access Yahoo from here. I’ll go to the ‘puter lab after work and check it at the University.

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  22. Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    20 – Oh, her time will come (tick-tock, tick-tock).

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  23. Texas Tranny | January 17, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    SV,
    I forgot about that………it’s nothing good or important, just saying ….Hey!!!!!

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  24. D. Richards (Lord.) | January 17, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Fuck Sean Penn; terribly overrated. Fuck Sienna Miller; fashion ‘icon’, right. She looks like a homeless woman.

    Hopefully both Sienna, and Penn will contract some voracious flesh-eating bacteria. And soon.

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  25. Harry | January 17, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    I’m pretty sure this wasn’t the first time for Penn. Anybody remember Jewel? Maybe Robin Wright just finally woke up and smelled the vagina circling around her.

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  26. Chauncey Gardner | January 17, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Come on, people – this is obviously part of Destro’s master plan to keep Sean Penn out of the running to play Cobra Commander in the G.I. JOE movie! I mean, she’s The Baroness!

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  27. fo'sgirl | January 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Here’s mine!

    Naff Piss-Easy Waster LOL

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  28. MoronicShitney | January 17, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    @25 damn straight – RWP is better off without that ugly dude he looks like a witch, I did think he had integrity though, what a fuckin’ doofus I am.

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  29. Auntie Kryst | January 17, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Robin Wright is lovely, the only thing that made me respect Sean Penn was her.

    @12 I’ll play…Sienna scratch an Itch. I guess that means bitch in cockney slang. I don’t know if that is how it’s supposed to be said in context. I better keep it simple. “Cunt” as in Sienna Miller is ok looking for a limey cunt.

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  30. Gerald_Tarrant | January 17, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    If Robin needs a rebound guy, I’m her man. She was Buttercup afterall. I’d go long term with her but she has a crazy ex-husband.

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  31. gotmilk? | January 17, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    uhh, 20, it already did happen to her. remember that whore nanny?

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  32. Shallow Val | January 17, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    29 – LOL

    I like “Oh my Buggery Bollock’s, that bird is at it again!”

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  33. p0nk | January 17, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    “you tolerate me, you really tolerate me” … not

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  34. allan | January 17, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    but he did try to save New Orleans

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  35. peach | January 17, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    she’s another selfish whore/slut/skank like britney/paris/lohan who’s values, morals and integrity are so fkd up that she actually makes the world a worse place for being in it. As for her ability to be an actress, only on her back.

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  36. jrz | January 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    How can you cheat on Jenn-nay?

    So Mr. Upstanding-the-World-Sucks-Not-Me is a fucking dog afterall. Pfft………

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  37. RichPort | January 17, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    What the fuck? Does this chick just jump into a pile of laundry and wear whatever sticks?

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  38. JustBuzzed | January 17, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    I don’t know, Miller was cute as balls in Alfie.

    http://theunsoberlife.com

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  39. FFF | January 17, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    You know she’s a dirty girl. Just say it and she’ll play it. Sean must be bored.

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  40. jrz | January 17, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Hey, look what we did Rich!

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  41. Israeli Stylist | January 17, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    What is wrong with her clothing, Richport? I think she looks perfect. I am also an Israeli stylist….so I don’t know what I’m talking about.

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  42. Tapeworm | January 17, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Will someone please take Sienna behind the woodshed and smack her around?

    I met Robin Wright about 10 years ago & she was the most down to earth, nice person. I guess she’s better off w/o Penn, of whom I’m a pretty big fan actually. Oh well.

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  43. RosiesVaginaSap | January 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Sean Penn is a self righteous, holier than thou, inflated asshole. I hope his wife rakes him over the coals. and then I hope he gets testicular cancer and dies slowly and painfully. If I ever met this fuckstick I’d kick his fucking teeth in.

    Whew, now I feel better. to recap: Sean Penn= Shit

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  44. RichPort | January 17, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    #41 – Please show me your tits. I wanna declare a pearl necklace jihad on them.

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  45. mrBillcollecta | January 17, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Damn 1st she ruined Sean .P Diddy Combs. and now shawn Penn. Was this whore left at the alter by a guy name Sean and she is now wreaking havoc on all Seans in Hollywood?

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  46. Biff Henderson | January 17, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    She’s a biter. Not saying that’s a bad thing.

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  47. Mr. Bad Pick Up Line | January 17, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Sean: “So Sienna, got any Irish in ya?”
    Sienna: “My heaven’s no, I’m British.”
    Sean: “Want some?”

    Good night folks! Tip your waiters and have a safe drive home!

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  48. feg | January 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    its the coke. Sean Penn is a major coke head. and clearly the key to how she stays so wasplike is she’s got a taste for it. Robin Wright was always too good for him anyway. he’s an angry little midget. ever seen him try to smile? looks like it causes him physical pain. very awkward.

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  49. uk sux | January 17, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    I HATE HOW THEY DRIVE ON THE FUCKING RIGHT SIDE!!

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  50. OLD HAGS UNITE | January 17, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG
    AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG
    AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG
    AND SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD HAG

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