Sideshow Rihanna and Other News

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- Justin Timberlake teaches Amanda Seyfried how to respond to Jessica Biel bursting into a hotel room. [Lainey Gossip]

- George Clooney has malaria. Neat. [Huffington Post]

- Cameron Diaz bought weed from Snoop Dogg in high school. Oh, what, ’cause he’s black? [Popeater]

- Will Smith’s penis continues destroying every classic movie ever made. [Dlisted]

- Marissa Miller is in Shape. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So is Camilla Belle. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Bar Rafaeli is, well, she’s Bar Rafaeli. [Popoholic]

- Christian Bale has been sneering into cameras since the eighties. [BuzzFeed]

- Kevin Smith’s boyhood boner for Bruce Willis ruined by Copout. [EgoTV]

- Speaking of uncontrollable boners… [IDLYITW]

- Anne Hathaway vs. An Army of Catwomen. [theCHIVE]

- The 25 Weirdest Mugshots in Sports: Soon to include Brett Favre’s penis. [Bleacher Report]

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