So does this guy.
The circle is now complete…
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So You Like Walking Around Without A Shirt On, Justin Bieber, That’s Cool
March 1st, 2013 // 72 Comments
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Pull up your goddamn pants.
He was in the process of pulling them up. He had to have them down to get ass fucked.
My encyclopedic memory of pop culture fails, who is the one on the right?
Aaron Carter. It’s in the tags. His physique in that picture was largely attributable to meth.
Thank you.
What a fucking clown he’s turned into.
I wanna mapleboard this motherfucker so bad.
I live in Minnesota and whatever sort of depraved Canadian sex act you are referencing hasn’t made it this far south yet.
Pretty sure it’s like waterboarding, except with maple syrup.
You misspelled “Mapplethorpe.”
And I think Usher already Mapplethorped the Beibs.
Douchebag.
his diapers are falling off!!
Start the betting pool on when they do a gay porno together, and yes, the gay part must be stated because of Bieber.
douche…
At this point, why even bother wearing pants? Oh, that’s right… he’d look silly.
Why are they crouched over like that? Are they trying to get to the choppah?
Aaron Carter got abs like a dog’s got teats, all willy-nilly.
Judging by this picture, the air temperature in London must be somewhere between -42 and 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
Color me surprised, there’s no “Pampers” label on the back.
Totally. I assumed they were Lightning McQueen pullups.
Bieber “For the last time, I don’t smoke. Stop screaming fag!”
Tighty whities? Really? He’s going to regret it when he starts menstrating…
Menstruating*
Just saying.
How long before Canadians start telling people this asshat is an American? Or has it started already?
I think we grudgingly accept what we’re responsible for. That we still haven’t disowned Nickelback or Celine Dion should be proof of that.
It’s more that Bieber is America’s problem now, I’ll say he was born in Canada but he’s not ours anymore. He lives in America and works there, therefore American, sorry USA.
So all you need to do to be American is live here and work here? Damn, someone should tell that to all those guys standing in front of Home Depot!
When you’re trying to disown Bieber it is. Bonus of thinking about Bieber standing outside Home Depot and then doing manual labour.
“Usher says he likes me dainty.”
“So, I, like lift it? Myself? Seems wrong… ohhh, look, a shiny surface!”
*Walks into a sliding glass door*
Is this some right of passage for white guys who’d give their left nut to be black? First Marky Mark and now this crack-stain from the Great White North. Are we supposed to believe he’s so damn bad he doesn’t notice his pants are falling off?
BTW, the pants are seriously awful. I’m sure they cost at least $8000.
Puberty will have the last laugh with him.
This dude is so pathetic. What is his obsession with being black?
Usher.
What is that on his diapers skid marks?
He’s hunched over like a high school kid who caught a boner from looking at his teacher, but he was home schooled.
pull your pants up, sissy boy
He does know sagging pants is the prison signal for “bitch,” right? Of course he does. Usher dresses him. Answered my own question.
Much though I hate this kid, you’re wrong
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp
ASS HAT!!!
What. A. Weirdo. Great. You work out. How desperate for attention are you? How possibly hot can it be outside? A guy used to come in and flirt with me at the video store where I worked, and I thought he was kind of cute until he came in one day in a wifebeater when it was -25 outside and did that whole thing where guys cross their arms under their biceps and push them out and then look at them and then look at you, like uh? eh? and I was like, uhhh, aren’t you cold, and he was like, nah, I just worked out, and my lady boner totally disappeared. This guy is going to go full-on Corey Haim later, if not drug-wise, arrested development-wise. Seriously. So. Weird.
Your description made me laugh. I know exactly what muscle-push-up-eyebrow-wiggle maneuver you are talking about, and it IS a real turn-off. Men are sexy when they at least pretend not to know they are.
He painted fake muscles in his belly. Right?
Yep, spray on abs there.
I hate to admit it, but I’m starting to find this little pussy attractive. Does that make me a lesbian?
Probably, but the jury’s still out…
Well, you do show a tendency to be humorless…
*runs away*
Is it physically possible for this guy to stand up straight?
If his species evolves anything like humans he’ll walk upright in about 500K years. Then he’ll start using tools.
Was just going to say that
Usher told him to keep his ass always ready.
What an absolute loser. He’s forced to walk like a retard because of his pants … someone needs to beat the crap out of him.
It’s 40 degrees in London. There is a difference between being just a douche and being a fucking moron… and a douche.
Body Rock!
My abs are so tight, from like working out and stuff, I can’t stand up straight. It gives me owies.
What an asshole.
douche level:expert
I’d like to visit wherever this picture was taken, because apparently it’s not illegal for women to walk around with bared breasts.
Um, that is about the unsexiest thing I have ever laid my eyes on. That is the anti-aphrodisiac. Why is this creature all hunched over with his pants half off his dumb ass? Oh my God, I can’t get over how ugly this is.
Does he know its winter? Does he know his pants are falling off? Does he know he’s a douche?
Does he know that it looks really hot? I think he does :)
Hey look, Vanilla Ice is making a comeback… oh wait…
Rob’s actually being legit & fixing up houses…. this is just sad & so embarrassing… can’t even look
justin bieber was walking around london that way i stopped talking to the super fical when aaron carter married that play boy model
i’m suprised you still rember me and the information i’m 35 now and a aunt the new edition home again cd was good for older people like me who just mailed in pictures to play boy i did’nt go through i am not a model
is he bent over like that because his asshole is sore?
wait, sorry…
is she bent over like that because her ‘gina is sore?
He always walk like a caveman !
Jeez, dontcha know those Limeys are about as gay as you can get; then you run around with your ass hanging out. It’s as if you’re looking to get your ass banged. Mission accomplished tool!
he must be so high right now. he looks ________
Yeah, those abs look “enhanced.”
That’s a hard motherfucker right there.
Never go full retard!
why are his pants half off? Was someone pounding him???
Ice ice baby
Who does he think he is, Groucho Marx? “Say the secret woid and you win a hundred dollahs.”