Shirley Temple Died (1928 – 2014)
Legendary film actress Shirley Temple died last night in her San Francisco home, and with her a goddamn sterling example of how to transition from child star to adulthood. While today’s kid sensations become drug-addicted shitheads, Shirley Temple was one of the first celebrities to speak openly about breast cancer and became a U.S. Ambassador for almost every administration from Nixon to George H.W. Bush. In comparison, Lindsay Lohan’s greatest contribution to humanity was recycling a bottle she ashed in the other day.
Rest In Peace, Shirley