Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt wax figure goes live

Isn’t that Kitty Carry-All??

@99 Leave cruising out of this equation and I’ll be right over with a sattle for two………………….

You are all retards, not much has changed since I left temporarily… everyone is still picking fights with people they don’t know and have NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN THE REAL WORLD!!

@95 – Cruisin’ – he’s around, just really busy and has some friends around this week. He’s been posting on the blog, so you can see him there or you COULD just e-mail him silly girl! ; )

@100, Zanna do U live in Boston?

97–IT’S NOT ME; IT’S THE TROLL!
Well, have fun with this shit gang. I’m off to pick up my new BMW tonight and then I’m off to Italy for a long weekend. As they say in the old country, ciao, tutsones!

@102 Saddle*

@99 and 102 – you better be serious. I mean it.

@102: Trot on over my favorite stud… Me love you long time!

Who is the troll?

@105…um…maybe.

99 On my way.

102 *throwing up* Kisses though

104 I do have some photos to send him….

106 I’m picking up my Ferrari and my helicopter later.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

is that the first of the 4 hourse-man?

Ever since watching house of wax i find wax figures really disturbing.

Angelina freaking freaks me out in that third pic!

wtf is up with people on this site? I love how the “cool” people go back and count all the comments the apparent “losers” have made. If you don’t like people that comment all the time, then why comment about them? Do you even realize how fucking retarded you sound? Leave the regulars alone they’re cool shit. This site is just full of women/gay hating yankees

Angelina’s eyes ARE NOT BLUE in real life.

#116, how insightful….what other insights do U want to share?

I hope no one sets that wax baby on fire. I’m just saying.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot,
With a pink hotel, a boutique,
And a swinging hot spot.
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
They took all the trees and put them in a tree museum.
And they charged all the people
A dollar and a half just to see ‘em.
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Hey, farmer, farmer, put away that D.D.T., now!
Give me spots on my apples
But leave me the birds and the bees, please!
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Late last night I heard the screen door slam.
And a big yellow taxi took away my old man.
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

That baby looks delicious.

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh.. anotehr no-life-on-this-site-all-day-loser.

Looks like someone locked Brad in one of those spray-on tanning booths and locked the door…

Nothing freaks me out more than wax figures. Perhaps Angelina and Brad. Put those two together and you’re giving me an eye twich for life.

Here’s another lost classic:

I’m lookin’ for a bitch to spend the night
Do the crazy thing while I fuck all night
I make her do things like nothing before
And when I’m done, she’ll always be sore
>From the things I do when I’m fuckin’
And when I’m tired, the bitches are suckin’
A double team with a friend of mine
Luke’s in front and I’m behind
Just ridin’ you like a pony
While you suck my dick, makin’ me horny
Then all of a sudden we’ll switch positions
Prop your ass up and freak the pushin’
And when I cum, you’ll hear me roar
I’ll treat any bitch like a whore
‘Cause it’s the way I like to fuck
It’s face down and ass up!

Chorus

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
Face down, ass up, that’s the way I like to fuck
I like the butt, it’s my favorite position
I’m tired of the front, so that’s why I’m bitchin’
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya
Marquis, a raw dick motherfucker
Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers
Dick-tricks, go round and round
Grip it with your pussy, go up and down
I got her callin’ my name out when I’m freakin’ out
I bust a nut, and then I’m breakin’ out
So when you’re naked, down on all fours
You better make sure that you get yours
‘Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya
I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!

Chorus

Verse 3: Luke
OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:
Lemme hear you say,
“Pussy ain’t nuttin’ but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!”
(they all repeat)
Say “Pussy ain’t nuttin’ but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!”
(they all repeat)
OK ladies, I got one for y’all!
Say “Dick ain’t nuttin’ but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!”
(the ladies repeat)
All the ladies lemme hear you say
“Dick ain’t nuttin’ but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!”
(the ladies repeat)

Chorus

lambananas – I’m sorry you must have superficial.com mixed up with a site that’s designed around your wants and needs 24/7. Please proceed to LBLTC.com

125 – You know what would be cool?
If that stood for Live Buttered Labia Theater Central. Now there’s some theater I could really immerse myself in. Like, two fingers. And maybe a thumb if she screams.

I have read this entire thread and I am now thoroughly confused. There must be like 5 trolls engaged in this feeding frenzy. I have no clue if any of you are you. I don’t even know if I am me anymore.

I feel like I should have taken the blue pill instead of the red pill.

I really miss you guys. Especially, Cutey- cute Bunny.

I am almost to scared to hit the “Post Your Comment” button.

Back into my sanctuary.

Very sad :(
Hopeless

Reminds me of Diamond Dogs-era Bowie.

this lamebananas person makes me never want a banana ever again. can you beleieve it me a monkey never wants to see or eat banananas again for real though

hopeless……

me, too.

How cool would it be if someone stole that wax baby at Christmas time and put it in a nativity scene!

First of all, they have put the bloodsucker and her bitch way too close together. I mean really, we’ve never seen them within 3 feet of each other, and they need to put the real baby daddy standing behind her. Her brother has probably committed suicide after having to give up his ugly baby to crater face.

I could not help but notice the nipples showing through her blouse. Would it be wrong to sneak in during the middle of the night and put nipple clamps on them?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-nipple-toys.htm

They couldn’t afford bronze? That baby is going to be plain fucked up when they found out it’s likeness was made in wax…hey, wait….*picks in ear* That does look just like Shiloh!!!!

Don’t worry, you are still you, a rambling gay fucktard with no sense of humor. It’s OK.

Zanna and Cruising = Cuntosaurus Rex.

#110. That would be you.

Wait, just read that post WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS!!!!!!!!!! and i am likely to late…here goes!

Pinky N I want IN!

95 Hon, I am back to my blue collar job for a while, can’t log in very often..but, the muscles these office monkeys dream about are comin’ back quick

102 I’m in! I’ll take cruisin along with the rest…and Stop starin’ at my cock, man!

105 Back off, freak

112 Send’m, ya’ll got my mail!

Where are their other children? Have they been demoted? Aren’t they Pitts too? Isn’t this while family the PITS?

Someone needs to put a wick on each of their heads and melt those pretentious fucks… I’d still hit the wax Angelina though, no need for lubricant, just a match to soften the required areas… How many times have I have wanted to melt some chick after I was done? A dream come true I tell you. Afterwards, I’m going to desecrate the Princess Di statue as well, but instead of melting it, I think I’ll throw it on a land mine instead.

can you say “Jesus, Mary & Joseph”?????

and jrzmommy (#13)–you crack me up!!! Where ARE those brown ones.

And anyone else a little annoyed they left the “Billy Bob/dragon” tat on???? That’s like, so two years ago.

That is the creepiest fucking thing ever. EVER.

It’s hilarious that they completely neglect the other two non-Aryan children. Who gives a shit about adopted foreign babies anyways? I’m pretty sure Angelina & Brad would be more than happy to ship them back to whereever they came from (mongolia?) because now they have a full-blooded American baby of their own.

This is just stupid! Who the hell cares, little bald babies are born every day!!!!1

i wanna go to the wax museum :]

what if brad and angelina break up
is that his first wax figure?

the clothes are real and not wax though right? or am i an idiot

THEY GAVE ANGELINA A NIPPLEEEEE

this is the dumbest shit ive ever heard…wax figures?!?!

gimme a fuckin break, get over yourself

it’s ridiculous that when she has an actual kid, there’s a wax doll if it, but the adopted ones aren’t real people huh?