Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt wax figure goes live

July 26th, 2006 // 150 Comments
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  1. Fugurself

    On a completely unrelated topic: So if you are a guy and always fuck women in the ass does that mean you are gay?

  2. Iambananas

    And sometimes, we put a ? at the end of a question.

  3. jrzmommy

    Fugurself.. no, baby, no.. it means your my husband.

  4. Iambananas

    In better news, I finally got rid of jane’s eyre/ feed me chocolate! Slumming weirdo, stalked me so much, when I left temporarily, she must have thrown out the Computer!

  5. jrzmommy

    Hey bananas, stick around, I’ll grow on you faster than Paris’ mega-super-scary herpes?

  6. Iambananas

    You’ll “grow on me”… what the world does that mean you retard.

  7. Iambananas

    Did you hear Lance Bass is gay? I guess I should actually post some entertainment news other than Angelina.

  8. jrzmommy

    #54: No, sweet baby, she’s here, just got picked on in another thread today. YELLING COME OUT JANE!!! YOUR ONE OF MY BESTEST BUDDIES ON HERE!!!!

  9. pinky_nip

    I feel like I’m watching a Special Olympics Quizbowl.

  10. Iambananas

    jrzmommy… then you’re more sad than she is! You do know where she lives right?… it’s worse than Compton! If she’s your friend, I wouldn’t be advertising that if I were you.

  11. Morwilwarin

    Wow, um, just…wow.

    You people are very disgusting. The only thing that is good about this whole thing is that you can see Angelina’s wax nipple.

    No one wants to think of people f-ing in the a**. Goddammit! It’s not right, not right I say.

  12. jrzmommy

    48-56–That was a very interesting, albeit schizophrenic, display of your talent. How many computers do you got in that basement of yours? Good luck.

  13. Iambananas

    Yeah… jrzmommy. unlike you, I don’t spend day and night on this website waiting for MY next post.

  14. Iambananas

    jrzmommy… andother member of C.O.O.B.!!!

  15. Fugurself

    The preacher said anyone who takes it in the ass is welcome to our church.
    He believes in Loving the sinner, hating the sin.
    But he says you hafta leave the gerbil behind though.
    The congregation doesn’t cotton to gerbilers.

  16. hotplateface

    I think Jane’s Error was sniffing her armpits earlier and no one has seen her since.

  17. endometriorama

    i like how they gave her the dragon tattoo she had removed.

  18. MultipleSpaceys

    They had to do this, Jenn wasn’t suicidal enough, so they are hoping this will push her over the edge. She’s woman enough to own up to it, unlike a certain ImSuicidal we know.

  19. jrzmommy

    33, 34, 44, 49, 53, 55 and 58 are all NOT from me but from the mental giant who likes to log-in as me. Gee, I wonder who it could be?

  20. endometriorama

    and why the shell necklace? is it 1998? do they approve of this shit?

  21. Fugurself

    The preacher says “love the sinner hate the sin.”

    I knew he was gay the minute I saw the gerbil’s tail hanging out his backside.

  22. scarletpoppies

    this is so deeply disturbing on SO many levels. Was Damien Hirst in on this? Or perhaps the curator of BodyWorld?

  23. Libraesque

    Some things are just wrong….like peanut butter and mayo sandwiches… this is just so so wrong. I’m not a Maniston fan, but she has GOT to be thinking “what’s next?” a big huge statue of these three, 52 stories high, in downtown L.A.????

  24. hotplateface

    #69: Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck.

    Fake Jrzmommy, real jrzmommy: both fucking retards.

  25. hotplateface

    with waaaaaayyyyy too much time on both of their hands.

  26. Italian Stallion

    @48 First of all, I don’t post here every fucking day. When have you ever seen me post on the weekends or at night you fucking cock gobbler. Why am I explaining myself to a fucking fag ingrate who needs attention. I would love to meet your dumbass so I could stick you with an aids ridden needle. Oh, thats right, I’m sure a different guy in your ass every night should count so I guess I don’t have to do that. I really hope one day you get hit by a fucking train. Fuck You, you fucking Faggot. It’s not our fault you were ass fucked by your dad growing up. Take it out on his cock nexttime…………………..

  27. jrzmommy

    Okay. So CruisingforCock (it’s going to be cruisingforabruising when I’m done with her) is picking on me on the other Angelina story of today. And that fucking slut pinkynipples actually said “hallelujah”. Whose got my back? Stallion, baby?

  28. jrzmommy

    This is really so fucking retarded.

  29. CruisingForCock

    77 Good luck getting Stallion (baby) to join.

  30. theparanoir

    @ jrzmommy — agreed! I guess it’s back to Namibia with them. I know my mom got some black babies for herself until I was born. What else are you supposed to practice on?! Sheesh.

  31. Fugurself

    I have a friend in the army who thought that openly acknowledging
    that he is gay was an excellent way to get out of the military. This guy had reached his breaking point.
    He couldn’t take it anymore and he went and told the captain he was gay so that he would be discharged.

    After about 45 minutes of screaming, the young man ran out of the office crying.
    The captain ordered everyone to stand in two rows and drop their pants.
    He then told my sobbing friend that if he went up and down the rows and
    sucked each man’s dick–including his own–he’d have the guy on a plane
    back to the States that afternoon. Needless to say, he didn’t do it.

  32. okiedoke

    What a way to tell your adopted kids they are NOT as special to you as your biological one. Idiots.

  33. Linnea

    Meanwhile, Maddox is cleaning the house while Zahara is locked in the adopted children cage.

  34. nc72

    Hmm she looks like any other baby, nothing special time to move on…

    In other news, video of Pink getting her nipple pierced (nsfw)!

    http://www.exposay.com/pink-gets-her-nipple-pierced/v/2943/

  35. hey Cruisin…long time no see, whassup girl?

    Anyway, they try so hard to make this wax thing look realistic and then fuck it up by putting curtains on the OUTSIDE of the house. Unless that’s how they do it in Africa. In which case it’s still unrealistic because the house should be a hut.

    @77 – I don’t see Stallion galloping into your corral anytime soon. Sorry.

  36. jrzmommy

    79–You are such a fucking doofus–that isn’t me posting on spot 77. What the fuck is this, the fucking schoolyard? “Good luck getting Stallion”. Seriously, are you all 12? Don’t you see one douchebag is fucking with everyone today?

  37. purplepuppy

    Hey Italian Stallion. I’m glad you stuck up for yourself. Although, I’m to too jazzed about the many homosexual putdowns to bananna what’s his name, but good on ya! You’re not on here posting all the time, and so what if you were, everyone needs a hobby right?

  38. jrzmommy

    Zanna and Cruising = Giant cuntdragons.

  39. jrzmommy

    85–77 is not me–I don’t know if you’ve been here this afternoon, but we have an asshole who has signed themselves in as me and is starting shit like a bitch.

  40. jrzmommy

    I mean I’m the asshole. Fuck, I’m so confused?

  41. @88…you say that like it’s a BAD thing. :)

    Thank you! Tee-hee.

  42. jrzmommy

    Zanna–see what I mean– in post #88–how could I have posted two posts at the exact same minute? What we have here is your basic cuntrag causing trouble.

  43. jrzmommy

    I know it’s so hard for me to type and hit enter within 60 seconds.

  44. Iambananas

    Italian Stallion… wow, some hostility that Ive called your game? That outburst just proves to me how pathetic you are! thank you!

  45. CruisingForCock

    Zanna,
    Please let Tranny out to play. I miss that crazy fucker.

    @86 Who says Doofus?

    Like I said, I can’t tell the difference between the fake and the real jrzmommy. Although, the one that makes fun of itself is at least a little amusing.

  46. Iambananas

    A young cowboy named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm
    A boy filled with wonderlust who really meant no harm
    He changed his clothes and shined his boots
    And combed his dark hair down
    And his mother cried as he walked out

    Don’t take your guns to town son
    Leave your guns at home Bill
    Don’t take your guns to town

    He laughed and kissed his mom
    And said your Billy Joe’s a man
    I can shoot as quick and straight as anybody can
    But I wouldn’t shoot without a cause
    I’d gun nobody down
    But she cried again as he rode away

    Don’t take your guns to town son
    Leave your guns at home Bill
    Don’t take your guns to town

    He sang a song as on he rode
    His guns hung at his hips
    He rode into a cattle town
    A smile upon his lips
    He stopped and walked into a bar
    And laid his money down
    But his mother’s words echoed again

    Don’t take your guns to town son
    Leave your guns at home Bill
    Don’t take your guns to town

    He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand
    And tried to tell himself he had become a man
    A dusty cowpoke at his side began to laugh him down
    And he heard again his mothers words

    Don’t take your guns to town son
    Leave your guns at home Bill
    Don’t take your guns to town

    Filled with rage then
    Billy Joe reached for his gun to draw
    But the stranger drew his gun and fired
    Before he even saw
    As Billy Joe fell to the floor
    The crowd all gathered ’round
    And wondered at his final words

    Don’t take your guns to town son
    Leave your guns at home Bill
    Don’t take your guns to town

  47. Italian Stallion

    @87 My bad, I’m not Homophobic and didn’t mean to upset the gay community I just hate that motherfucker…………..later

    @88 Watch it, don’t fuck with Zanna or Cruising, don’t make me hate you again………..

  48. Joey bag o' donuts

    If you ever wanted to know how you would look in the coffin, this is it.

  49. pinky_nip

    Cruisin’: Get that school girl outfit, we’ll jog on over the Zanna’s and I’ll bring the ruler.

  50. @92 – Huh. Someone’s got some serious problems – and is affected by the phases of the moon.

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