She’s a whore I tell you!!
how stupid, honestly…
you know, i’m getting really sick and tired of this site and its constant degradation of celebrities. have you ever thought how hard it is to be one of them? they’re always in the spotlight, and every little thing they do is blown up in the media. try to put yourself in their shoes for once.
hahahahaha, yea, right, i love this site.
Gah! Cover that ridiculously ugly thing up!
…the baby, not Angelina…
oh, and what is up with brad pitt’s face. it kind of looks like david duchovney’s shunken hand in zoolander.
that angelina looks a lot like mandy moore. questionable.
what is up with the nipple shot in #3? Someone wish from the last brangelina post came true…she’s kinda naked…NICE!
Had me going there, will.
They look like Fembots. Brad is the version for gay men.
Brad Pitt looks pretty mad. How can you be mad standing next to Angelina Jolie?…unless since the baby her snatch is all stretched out and flappy. Oh well, all the better for fisting, I say.
they got the nipples right anyway.
Did they give the other two kids back? What the fuck? Aren’t the brown kids important anymore? What a cunt!
ooh, i got it. brad pitt was unavailable for the posing, so ben folds offered to stand in.
I am amused at the attention to detail. The sculptors went so far as to give her realistic pointy nipples and put her in a semi-transparent top.
The display will be vandalized. The Angelina statue will have a knife stuck in it’s back and the hair ripped out. The Brad statue will have the genital area mutilated beyond recognition and the baby statue will be stolen. The authorities find a drunken and dazed Jennifer Aniston at the top of the tallest building in town trying to breastfeed the baby statue.
Is the Angelina Jolie figure anatomically-correct from the waist down? If so, is it for sale?
jrzmommy, you are fucked up. Like seriously sick in the head.
I think they did a good job on Angelina, Brad does look irritated.
Love that they gave her nips and Brad doesn’t even look like Brad.
He must have been scupleted by that blind lady from Lionel Richie’s “Hello” video – cause that bust didn’t look like him, either.
18–You think what I posted is sick? HA! That’s TAME! Read some of the other comments on some of the other threads if you want sick.
#19 you beat me to the punch on the nipple comment. They really went for realism, at least on her.
The big lips & nips are correct, wonder if they got the latitude & longitude tatts correct??
Click on the last picture in the top row. That is just scary. Angelina looks possessed, and Brad, in wax, looks like he’s melting — that’s why the head is so small.
And I think she’s gorgeous, so it’s the wax figures that are screwed up.
I didn’t realize David Spade was banging Angelina.
At least they got one detail correct: Brad Pitt is always behind his wife, never next to and definitely never in front of.
This whole thing is just wrong.
I love that they put standing Brad behind Angelina, like her little puppy dog…is it just me or does he look small next to her, too.. like he’s the woman and he’s cowering in her shadow.. that’s great.
And Madame Tussaud’s getting a little R rated no? See through shirt and areolas… wow..
the interesting thing is, plans were scrapped to do the new tom cruise family, because, as you may already know…no one likes waxed fruit…a real shame, really, because katie holmes and the ‘baby’ already have that blank, soulless look…
Why is the baby in a doggy bed? And why is Jerry Bruckheimer in this exhibit?
They look like they just got back from a robbery……….
Were they trying to make an already scary family even more frightening? Because they succeeded. I’m going to have nightmares about this.
“katie, d’ya wanna be a wax dummy?”
i’m in the soup, baby.
I’d like to wear some of those wax lips and blow Brad Pitt’s wax dick! Who wants to watch? C’mon you know you do LOL!!
Stallion, baby, I think they robbed your sense of humor! Lighten up, baby.
I like how someone is holding the wax baby up to be in the picture (#3). Just like in real life, wax celebrities don’t want anything mucking up a perfectly good manicure.
Yikes! Very creepy (shudder).
#28 — waxed fruit! Priceless.
Imposter trolls are everywhere. Triflin’ cunts, I tell ya.
looks like anyone but angelina. except for the lips and nipples, maybe.
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
Wow… that… baby… looks… so… real.
When do we get a wax lovely image of Tom and Kaite’s baby?
Oh, I forgot…
I can wax poetic… get it?
BTW, fucking trolls under my nails.. I tells ya.. me thinks me a pirate. Argh, matey!
celebrity wax babies are fucking hot
Wow, nice nips.
that bitch has three titties… one for milk, one for water, and one that’s out of order.
I would love to see these three sitting in a car in the parking lot with the windows up.
Lets see how many losers who are still posting on this site EVERY DAY still since Ive been gone…
Italian Stallion… get a life already!
pinky_nip… go outside… it’s summer!
Jacq … there is life outside the computer!
Is it… can it be… is jane’s eyre gone? Probably left when I did because she had no one to stalk anymore.
YEAH! lambananas didn’t mention me! Do you like my posts bananas! I know everyone else enjoys my funny sense of humor… I should hit the comedy club circuits! I could be the next Paula Poundstone!!!
jrzmommy… actually, I don’t remember you from when this site was cool and not all about Lindsey Hohan, Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie. So, you’re a newbie.
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