Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt gets turned into wax

July 26th, 2006 // 55 Comments

shiloh-jolie-pitt.jpgBrad Pitt and Anglina Jolie’s daughter will become the first infant ever given a wax figure at Madame Tussauds. Which is absolutely as ridiculous as it sounds. There can’t be more than six people in the world who would even recognize the baby if they saw her and five of those are relatives. They could just throw up a Cabbage Patch Doll and nobody would know the difference. Unless they got the race wrong and put up a Black one. And even then people would just be like, “Well she did give birth in Africa. So I guess this makes sense.”

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  1. People rag on other people for commenting because there is a certain faction of people who are too chickenshit to pick fights in real life or even do anything contructive, so they go on forums and sites and pick on people who are legitimately trying to have a good time razzing on the overpaid whiny celebrities.

    Then they actually can convince themselves that they’re not total losers, because they “won” an argument by acting like a spoiled teenager. It’s like bullies in grade school, only they have an illusion of anonymity because of signons.

    Fricking sad, really. Particularly when they sign up under someone else’s signon and play like they’re saying bad things about themselves. Who the fuck would do that?

    Personally, I think we should just focus on making fun of stupid rich people and cut the bullshit infighting, because it’s incredibly boring. I’d even rather read Holistic’s ‘subtle’ spam posts than those.

    And stop feeding the trolls.

  2. diamondprynzez

    Amen.

  3. Capt.Hero

    stef, i want to rape your ballonknot you skanky little vixen.

  4. misszoe

    Isn

  5. girlylola

    I cannot believe the whole Brad and Angelina “thing”. Who cares about these two immoral people. A married man has an affair with a bimbo at work… (It happens everyday), bimbo gets preggers, thus breaking up perfect marriage, has illigitimate baby with bimbo…yaddy yaddy yaddy. Who cares? And to pay $$ to see illigitimate child. People are toooo bored nowadays. Wait til she works with another good looking married man… bye bye braddy!!

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