Shia LeBeouf’s charges dropped

December 12th, 2007 // 88 Comments
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Shia LeBeouf appeared in court today to find out his misdemeanor charges for trespassing have been dropped. He was picked up by the police at a Chicago Walgreens after workers repeatedly told the young actor to leave because he appeared drunk. TMZ reports:

Shia showed up in court this morning to receive the good news — Walgreens does not want to pursue charges against him.
Shia’s attorney tells TMZ the actor is “happy to put this behind him and get back to work .”

Awesome. They freed Shia, so now I can stop my Walgreens boycott. I was getting kind of tired buying all my condoms from a truck-stop restroom. Four quarters for one rubber; that’s highway robbery. It’s also a lot of money for something I’m just going to pretend to wear. Then I go home in the morning, fill it full of water and chuck it at my roommate while he’s sleeping. What? You want him to be late for work? That’s not being a good roomie.

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  1. whoneedsenemies

    Frist

  2. toolbox

    he’s still hot

  3. Yeeessss?????

    That is like the cutest mugshot EVER!!!!!

  4. I’m still sick of this shit with it taking 4 minutes to post my comment. Fuck this site..

  5. who needs enemas

    Funny comments fish. Comedic gold.

  6. Gerald_Tarrant

    Talentless fugly douche.

  7. Jeezy

    Bullshit. I any average citizen did that, they would be in jail waiting trial for trespassing, attempted robbery, etc.

    Fuck the US “justice” system.

  8. Jeezy

    Bullshit. If any average citizen did that, they would be in jail waiting trial for trespassing, attempted robbery, etc.

    Fuck the US “justice” system.

  9. go away frist

    he’s a douche, but not as big a douche as the lowest of all douches, those who post spam ads for their frigging lame ass websites, e.g., millionaire.douche or whatever.

    Honestly, do you get paid a penny a piece for posting your crap? Does your employer think you will inspire anything but contempt for the crappy website you’re peddling?

  10. Good for him. The charges were bullshit to begin with. People complaining about this need to realize that it’s no big deal to put your sorry useless asses in jail, but this guy’s got talent that can’t be wasted.

  11. twimmy420

    Jeezy, it’s not the justice system in this case, it’s Walgreens decision to press charges and they decided against it. Not disagreeing with you though, they would tried to put my ass behind bars…

  12. steve

    Aunite Kryst, if you’re out there, just wanted to tell you that I’m still laughing from your post on the Brit thing regarding Anexio. Damn, that was funny.

    “I too want to see view lite at end of rainbows and geeve brit my pot of gold at end of tunnil becase she crated awsme musica. I too want to attaine for the big person icon her baby backs and a blooming onin from Outback Stakehous.”

    Shit. That was great.

  13. g

    I’d still do him…yep.

  14. homo

    This is only a test.

    By the way, dlisted sucks balls.
    FISH FOREVER!

  15. veggi

    Frist don’t be such a retarded infectious anal sore. Once you hit the “Post” button you can reload the page and skip the delay. I swear they’re making it way too easy for mongoloids to pound away senseless on keyboards…

  16. whoa nelly

    Remember when Fish posted pictures of Shia tonguing hairy balls?

    http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/shia_lebeouf_makes_out_with_mo.php#comment

    It still haunts my dreams.

  17. veggi (could care less about this guy)

    @15- You’ve been gone for a few days. I thought you died..

  18. Hey veggi, your troll needs a prozac..

    But it was right, it worked heeheeheehe..

  19. I am going to sleep good tonight knowing that the charges have been dropped.. Really who cares? Shia is a prissy bitch and maybe he needed to share a cell with bubba for a few hours..

    FRIST you have mail.

    Veggi how is your voice?

  20. Ok, Jimbo, checking now..

    Why? What happened to Veggi’s voice? I haven’t really been on here much, stupid work and crap!!!

  21. <>

    see? underneath it all i love all of you

  22. Ok, Jimbo, checking now..

    Why? What happened to Veggi’s voice? I haven’t really been on here much, stupid work and crap!!!

  23. veggi

    Jimbo- getting better…… fucking stupid cold..

    FRIST!!! a prozac or a rock upside its head….

  24. Yeah, this comment thing is fried..

    I am definitely not a retarded anal sore..

  25. LayDeeBug

    Of course they were. (Awwwww). Now that he’s free, send him to me and I’ll tear him up. (Salivating and rubbing hands together lasciviously). C’mere little boy…..

  26. Veggi, I am voting for the rock to the head. Do you still have that sexy scratchy voice??

  27. Hey the retarded anal sore was wrong. I hit post your comment and then refreshed the screen and it did not work..

  28. Hey the retarded anal sore was wrong. I hit post your comment and then refreshed the screen and it did not work..

  29. Hey Veggi, you know what helps a cold? WHISKEY!!!!

    Oh, and those Airborne fizzy things are good too..

  30. Hey the retarded anal sore was wrong. I hit post your comment and then refreshed the screen and it did not work..

  31. Hey the retarded anal sore was wrong. I hit post your comment and then refreshed the screen and it did not work..

  32. Hey the retarded anal sore was wrong. I hit post your comment and then refreshed the screen and it did not work..

  33. Hey the retarded anal sore was wrong. I hit post your comment and then refreshed the screen and it did not work..

  34. Auntie Kryst

    Can anyone tell me how to pronounce this kid’s name? Sheea, Shay, Shya? Thanks for the help. PS, thanks Steve.

  35. veggi

    It looks like the Jimbo troll has already been knocked upside the head…repeatedly..ya wacked out doof doof..

  36. I know, JIMBO!!! That’s how I got my double post..

  37. LayDeeBug

    35 SHY-UH! And isn’t he the CUTEST little thing?

  38. veggi

    fRIST!!! oh, look, a little f…. I’m gonna leave it that way….

    Wine last night did NOT fix my head.. or my voice….. whiskey it is!!..

  39. Veggi, that was me.. I did find out if you keep clicking on the “Post Your Comment” a shit load of times, it will post over and over again. But I guess you guys have figured that out too..

  40. tp

    Hey assholes, we all don’t care about your stupid colds and lost voices and perverted e-mails back and forth to eachother…get a life!!!

  41. veggi

    hey tp, that’s shitty…. aaaaaaaaaaahahaha… get it… tp…..shitty…..

  42. everybody

    Good lord, Jimbo, you’re quite the tard.

  43. Hey TP – Go fuck yourself. We don’t give a shit about your dumb ass comments.

  44. Jimbo

    I know

  45. @43 Thanks. Iwas bored with this post..

  46. Jimbo

    I also am a tard. Me. Jimbo troll. Me tard.

  47. tp

    You’re gay.

  48. That is original. you’re an asshole.

  49. tp

    hows abouts this? i’m gay. better. and more accurate.

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