Shia LaBeouf’s fans are f-cked up

July 29th, 2009 // 54 Comments

A new Shia LaBeouf fansite, Shiantology, has taken their obsession to pretty much insane heights by editing the actor’s face into several iconic religious images ranging from Shiva all the way to Jesus. So, what? No Shia as Tom Cruise Fellating Xenu? Pfft. And you call yourself fans…

Photos: Shiantology
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  1. taint

    where is one of him on the cross?

  2. ******Krazihotkelli*******

    Firzt and the zexiest on the zuperficial….lozerz.

  3. ******Krzihotkelli********

    zhia is a homozexual…..zo he will go to hell, and zo will the perzon that made him jezuz……….h……..chrizt. Going for a zwim…..later……ztupid pozterz….

  4. lol and i thought i had 2much time on my hands….these peeps needs to get laid…

  5. Rupert

    Fifth.

  6. lithiumlilly

    I wouldn’t call these people fans (though a couple pictures are actually kind of funny, and Shia’s kind of a douche). Unemployed? Yes. Virgins? Probably.

  7. Yeah, it took some obvious skill to make those, not to mention time. I bet finding the images to use took longer than pasting his face in.

  8. Wicca basket

    If these pix were al-la, there’d be sum killin going down..just saying…

  9. Douchie, that isn’t time on your hands.

  10. This is just a little bit insane.

  11. silly putty

    That’s almost as bad as the left-wing lunatics annointing Barack Obozo as the Messiah

  12. Harold^Sick

    He has fans? I guess if Kanye West has fans, and you could probably get a homeless guy fans by just posting his pic on People, why not this douche? So, yeah. More boobs, please.

  13. That website is pure win.

  14. budah

    to poster 4 um they are shia fans they wont be getting laid anytime soon.unless they are hot chicks cause he does fancy the ladies. and he does do the strange.

  15. Galtacticus

    He would do a good job as a Jesus character.New material for Mel gibson?

  16. Nero

    Get the whips ready!

  17. Elle

    HAHAHAHAHAH OMG these are amazing. Especially the Mary and Baby Jesus one.

  18. tarts n' cream

    I love the pic of him as Adam, having life breathed into him through the touch of God’s finger. Man, if he looked that good, he probably wouldn’t be walking around with a paper bag on his head….or hopefully on other places either.

  19. Mickey0123

    Get a grip folks. This is just dumb.

  20. dude

    Oh come on you dolts. These are just people fucking around, not crazy obsessed Shia LaBeouf worshipers. Jesus Christ, to any of you fuckers have any concept of tongue-in-cheek humor? No, guess not, you can’t get past the semen-in-cheek humor.

  21. dface

    You know…. I was flipping through the pictures and I couldn’t help but notice how appropriate it was to put his face on the guy’s dick in pics 5 and 6…….

  22. vito

    In pic #3 he looks like Billy Ray Virus.

    Pics #5 & #6: “Hey Shia. It’s me, God. I wanna show you a trick. Here, pull my finger!”

  23. LOLocaust!!!1@one…yeah I got nothing on this..

  24. Tom K

    LOL!!! I can’t stop laughing! Wow!!!! hahahaha

  25. anonymous

    you guys are crazy!!!!!!!

  26. Danklin24

    Didnt this tool use to play Corey Matthews?

  27. maggielindia

    Sexy and wild??!!
    Are you the hot cougar hunter on __Agelover.c om__? the place where all hot Ageless singles meet, mingle and more…?/

  28. Oh my…this sheep is so innocent. Look at her expression…dont you feel she’s so upset and she’s thinking like…I gotta do something to get off this dude

  29. Look at the poor lamb’s expressions…rufff !!

  30. wet newspaper

    fag.

  31. Dorito Man

    Night, is that you?

  32. Night

    Fucken oath it is. Aint I sweet?

  33. Dorito Man

    Shia….Is that an Indian name given by Indian parents to an Indian son?

  34. This is wrong on so many levels. I am not a prude, but Dear GOD! Is nothing sacred anymore?

    What happened to respect, sanctity, kindness? It never goes out of style, people, and mean is totally out of fashion.

    Visit me at MsBecoming.Com and learn how to become a true lady, sexy like your favorite celebrity.

  35. This is wrong on so many levels. I am not a prude, but Dear GOD! Is nothing sacred anymore?

    What happened to respect, sanctity, kindness? It never goes out of style, people, and mean is totally out of fashion.

    Visit me at MsBecoming.Com and learn how to become a true lady, sexy like your favorite celebrity.

  36. christiansinglesdate

    He’s got the IT factor, a true legend in his own time. – http://www.christiansinglesdate.com

  37. disgusted

    This is f*cking ridiculous!!!! I bet Shia is loving every minute of this site. Now he gets to worshipped by a bunch of lowlives. Yep, let all the lowlife Shia the redneck losers worship this no good redneck (gotta check out his new long hair and the truck with huge wheels…..).
    I bet Shia feels better than God now…tsk!

  38. disgusted

    This is f*cking ridiculous!!!! I bet Shia is loving every minute of this site. Now he gets to worshipped by a bunch of lowlives. Yep, let all the lowlife Shia the redneck losers worship this no good redneck (gotta check out his new long hair and the truck with huge wheels…..).
    I bet Shia feels better than God now…tsk!

  39. disgusted

    This is f*cking ridiculous!!!! I bet Shia is loving every minute of this site. Now he gets to worshipped by a bunch of lowlives. Yep, let all the lowlife Shia the redneck losers worship this no good redneck (gotta check out his new long hair and the truck with huge wheels…..).
    I bet Shia feels better than God now…tsk!

  40. bringerzl

    @40, 41 and 42: Way to triple post a rant no one cares about

  41. laz

    @43 You must be Shia, cause Shia is a big time loser a**hole, oh and BTW STFU no one gives a f*ck about you either, loser.

  42. gotmilk?

    44, obviously you are 40-42 because no one on this site, excluding you of course, doesn’t type out swears.

    43 is right, no one gives a fuck about your rant. shouldn’t you be in summer school retard?

  43. gotmilk?

    28, no that was Fred Savage’s little brother.

  44. vishal

    wtf

  45. GTH-Shia

    FECK YOU SHIA, YOU ARE A MF!!!!

  46. GTH-Shia

    oh my comment #48 was to poster #45

  47. what!

    This is BS. Shia a god?… These photos are sick.

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