Shia LaBeouf not at fault for DUI crash

July 29th, 2008 // 43 Comments

Shia LaBeouf’s crash on Sunday morning turned out to be not his fault despite being freaking loaded, according to the AP:

Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver apparently ran a red light, and will be also be cited.

Now this is something I wouldn’t want to know if I were Shia LaBeouf. I’d prefer learning a valuable lesson instead of finding out, “Hey, guess what, you’re actually a decent drunk driver who just got nailed by some idiot.” There’s only one way that’ll end: Me filling my glove box with Jim Beam and Jell-O and starting an office car pool. Sure, everyone will complain I’m not wearing any pants, but have you seen those gas prices?


  1. where's the boobies?

    Of course not hes a celebrity

  2. sportsdvl

    OMG FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes a bow

  3. CookieVanderbilt

    Dear Fish: You’d fill your glovebox with Jim BEAM, not Bean. What kind of a drunk are you??

  4. patrickem

    Has anyone stopped to think that he only appeared intoxicated because he got t-boned, the truck rolled over, he hit his head, fucked up his knee and destroyed his hand. I would be a little woozy too. I want tox results.

  5. ph7

    I kinda wish Heidi and Spencer were standing in the middle of that intersection holding the easter bunny and the American flag.

  6. rebecc

    um jim bean?????????????/ u fucking retard poser

  7. henry

    I’m actually a really big fan of Shia. He’s probably one of the better, if not best, actors of the younger Hollywood generation.

  8. grobpilot

    Any bets on when he goes to rehab?

  9. veggi

    Leave Fish alone, he drinks Cosmopolitans in real life.

  10. @7

    no faggots allowed on this site. that means you.

  11. Ted from LA

    I’d rather got popped for DUI than go through life named Shia LaBeouf. Lia LaPussy sounds more manly.

  12. Ed

    I, for one, am shocked that a young famous rich jewish boy is doing relatively well within the legal system.

  13. kit kitten

    i don’t care…he’s still a shitbag for drinking and driving. its not like he can’t afford a taxi. fuckhead.

  14. debagger

    He’s so handsome.

    I’m a dude.

  15. de-tea-bagger

    yeah…a gay dude.


    Here’s DOUCHE OF THE YEAR Shia bragging like all idiot celebs do about how they are responsible they are and how they aren’t going to jeopordize their careers with stupid bullshit behaviour… like say getting fucking hamered and rolling your car over because you just had to get that shit box home, I mean it’s not like you’re a cagilllionaire who can afford a fucking cab ride or anything and of course other people lives are definitely expendable because the world revolves around jackasses like you. I don’t give a SHIT if the other bitch ass driver ran a red, this fugly little goblin could have killed someone. He’s ugly, he ruined Transformers and he reminds me of that dink from boy meets world. He couldn’t suck any harder if he was a gay prostitute, which he basically is anyway. I’d like this boy to meet and my steel toe boots.

    Here’s the interview:

    “You’re not a big clubber like a lot of other young Hollywood stars, are you?

    I have no compulsion to do it. It seems like a really cheap thrill. It seems stupid. I could have a way better party at my house with a barbecue and football or at a hotel. You don’t have to be in the public with everything. There’s ways to have fun and still not jeopardize your situation. I just stay away from the paparazzi.

    It’s not that you’re opposed to partying – just not in public view?

    My partying is, like, lame. We sit around and watch movies, man. We’ll have Death Wish parties or we’ll have a whole Charles Bronson night. This is a family house. I’m not some solo dude living on the Sunset Strip and inviting a bunch of club kids to my house and having private little vampire parties at my house. ”

    I love how these asshats live to humiliate themselves. It’s Kharma for being an sickeningly overpaid ego maniac. I don’t like the paparazzi much, but at least they put these assclowns in their place. Their always bragging about their relationships, careers, and “steler” behaviour and the pap is always their to prove how FULL of SHIT they really are.

    Every interview they give should go like this ” I will fuck up my entire life THE END no more questions please.”

  17. Lis

    I don’t care what he does he’s hot!!

  18. naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty

    #18. How fucking old are you? He could have killed someone moron and your taste is abysmal he’s butt fucking ugly.

  19. mafme

    I know that this sort of thing varies from state-to-state, but where I’m from, if you’re drunk and on the road, any accident that you’re involved in is your fault.

  20. emily

    @ 17
    What the freaking fuck are you talking about, you psychopath?

  21. Meh


    I, for one, am shocked that you were let out of the poop cage today. Back in retard, back!

  22. Lis

    #19, I’m 17 so I’m not stupid. I know he could’ve killed someone, but the person running the red light could’ve killed someone too.

  23. insatiable

    #17 shut the fuck up.

    he’s hot. shame he’s in this situation. bet he wasn’t drunk…maybe high though. yeah, high.

  24. hollywood

    Thank GOD I knew he would be exonerrated, stars don’t break the law, we break the law!

  25. grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    Emily, you clearly have the mental capacity of a walnut. Let me explain the post in simple terms.

    Shia like most idiot celebrities tooted his own horn and bragged about how he doesn’t like to party because he doesn’t want to ruin his career with partying and stupid irresponsible behavior like for example Lindsay Lohan did. Then Shia, the douche, goes and gets arrested for being drunk at a pharmacy and then drives drunk (which you may not know is illegal) and flips his fucking car. If you think this impresses people like Spielberg and entices big wig’s like Spielberg and Michael Bay to want to put Shia in more of their films then you are stupider then I though. Healthy and responsible people don’t get drunk and flip their cars. He has said I I don’t know how to have just one drink” (DING DING DING that makes him an ALCHOHOLIC). His behavior will continue to spiral out of control and ruin his career, just what he so arrogantly proclaimed he wouldn’t allow to happen. Do you realize that he can’t go back to work to film the second installment of transformers for a month because of his injury to his hand (which WA operated on)? Do you think Billionaire’s like Michael Bay who are working on what will be one of the biggest grossing films of 2009 want to wait around because some punk ass little bitch got hammered and flipped his car? No one gives a shit that the other driver ran a red, the idiot child was drunk, he clearly has issues and needs to go to rehab like all the pathetic losers of his Hollywood generation. Where has Lindsay’s career gone since her rehab stint? Right into the shit box. Do you have any idea how many people this kid has pissed off?


    LaBeouf, 22, was driving when his car was involved in a collision around 3 a.m., Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Sgt. S. Wolf told the Associated Press.

    “It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest,” Wolf said.

  26. Cattyluo

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  27. 420

    @17; Boo hoo, you’re wasting your time writing elaborate posts on people who will always have a better and more influential life than you. That’s a lot of things, but mostly just pathetic.

    Of course celebrities are going to be proven wrong about something they have said or done at some stage; every step they take is watched and analyzed, and just like us they’re going to try things or do things they thought they never would. Get over it.

  28. death-trap-vagina

    He’s hot, he can do whatever he wants, don’t care if he kills innocent children, bunnies, and sunshine in the process.


    whoa. shia is all of a sudden hot now. i can’t believe he was that little shit off of Evens Stevens on the disney channel. whew.

  30. Missystar

    I hate this arrogant little prick. You can tell he actually believes his own press.

  31. Agree'er

    #17, 26:

    Don’t worry about what these fucking idiots say, whether it’s “ur just jealous cuz hes famous” or “who cares what he does he’s soooo hotT!!!” They are either enablers, apathetic, or just too stupid to know what’s going on around them.

    There are still some sane people out there who realize that these Hollywood fucknuts are not gods, and are just spoiled pieces of shit who can get others hurt or killed with their behavior, while at the same time being proved outright liars (Shia and his “low-key” partying, for instance..)

    Got yer back bro (sis?).

  32. schack

    #s 17, 26, 32:

    You sit around all day jerking off to celebs, then run them down once your pathetic little weenies are limp.

    Return to your sexless, loveless and joyless little holes. Life is for the living, not the limp.

    Got yer back bro?

  33. shar

    Even if Shia was not at fault, he was still drunk and we now know he drinks/drives. If he had been sober, maybe he could have avoided the accident. Your reflexes are very poor under the influence. Now he can hang his head in shame, deservingly so.

  34. Thomas

    Great Actor but he should go to AA again and learn only to drink when he don´t has to drive. I like his movies, very good performance but for driving under influence he should be smacked in the face.

  35. grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    #32. Is one of the few people with a brain around here. Thanks bro/sis (it’s sis here).

    And #28. If you think piece of shit celebs are going to have a better life than someone you don’t even know that just proves what a horribly pathetic life you have and if you think celebrities live great lives you’re a fucking lunatic. They are the most fucked up miserable people in the world, who contribute little of value in life and have about a 1 in a million chance of ever having actual love and happiness in their lives, you sell your soul when you become famous, you turn into a product that cannot speak or wipe it’s own ass without the aid of assistants, you simply loose your humanity and become a greedy spoiled ego machine that lives off it’s own bullshit.
    What a sad little hole you must live in to think these asstrolls have it made. You may want to leave your home and meet some doctors, nurses, paramedics, non profit lawyers, scientists, authors, social workers, aid workers, firefighters, teachers/professors, engineers the list goes on and on… People who actually contribute to society, live with modesty and dignity and actually realize that the world doesn’t revolve around them.

    I am just floored by your ignorance. I pity anyone who has such a narrow view of the world that the fuckwads of Hollywood are seen as admirable. Have you not learnt yet that it’s the people who work behind the scenes and pull the strings that contribute and are responsible for the good in the world, not the lifeless limp puppets who take the credit. I mean fuck go study politics it’s the god damn same thing as Hollywood. There are real artists/actors who do contribute, but you won’t find many of them on the covers of magazines, living in a giant mansion, driving cars worth more than most people’s houses and giving interviews with the sole goal of bragging about themselves.

    I mean don’t you even realize what matters in life? You value a celebrity over people who save lives, who work for human rights, who help people build a future? What the fuck are you on and why the hell are you on a celeb trashing web site?

  36. emily

    Dear “grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss,”
    Not all of us have the patience to read your rants with sub-4th grade grammar. Your sentence structure and reference to some random interview make things hard to understand. Just because you can follow the path of your own insane, idiotic stream of consciousness rants doesn’t mean the rest of us can.
    And I’m so glad that someone of your obvious genius has the knowledge to diagnose Shia LeBeouf, someone you never have met and never will meet, as an “ALCHOHOLIC.” Fucking brilliant!

  37. grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


    WOW Emily, it’ always the last resort of someone who has no argument to correct the grammar of another poster and it’s futile since everyone makes mistakes. Only miserable and anal idiots worry about their grammar here. My posts are long because unlike the idiotic and simple minded I have something to say, however it takes me very little time to write them, where I imagine it would take you several days. You are only continuing to prove your own lack of intelligence by claiming that you can’t read my posts, no one has had any trouble before.

    Since I’ve worked with alcoholics I do know how to spot one and a guy who admits to having trouble with alcohol, causes a scene drunk at night at a fucking pharmacy, and drinks and drives and rolls his fucking car over is exactly that… A fucking alcoholic. I bet you’re one too. Driven drunk a few times have we? Wow Emily what a classy woman you must be, everyone loves women who drink, booze is especially good at keeping women slim and not at all fat and disgusting.


    “New York (ANI): When it comes to controlling one’s intake of alcohol it seems American actor Shia LaBeouf lacks far behind, as he confesses to not knowing how to have just one drink.

    LaBeouf, 22, further confessed that alcohol is not the only problem that he faces, after having been brought up in an environment that was in the hippies style. “I don’t know how to have one drink,” New York Daily quoted the Indiana Jones star as confessing in the September issue of Details magazine.

    The actor goes on to describe how he used to ‘drink and smoke together’ with his father, a recovering heroin addict, at the age of 10. “It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model,” he said. “No iconic actors that I know of have problems like that,” he added.”


    Addiction is genetic and the boy is an addict and even he does not seem to be as in denial about it as you are. Best of luck to you lady, you need it. You can have the last word on this one I could care less, your opinion is uneducated and worthless.

    BTW your own posts have plenty of mistakes and shouldn’t you actually be able to spell the name of the man you worship and defend? It’s Shia LaBeouf tard.


    got it?

  38. wtf

    Shia has spoken several times about his battle with the bottle how is anyone even denying his alcoholism?

    “We [my father and I] would drink together and smoke together . . . it’s just a bad deal. It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model – no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman.”

    Not being able to handle your liquor and drink in moderation is called being an alcoholic for fucks sake.

  39. Caroline

    Whatever, I still adore him because I think he’s sweet and honest and his bad boy behavior is a bit of a turn ON!

  40. Lisa

    I read a lot of gossip sites when I’m bored. Is Shia all the friggin news there is in that town? He got a DUI, big friggin deal, so many celebs get busted. Why do you all care so much? Famous or not, if you drink and drive, you’re a moron, even moreso if you have the money to hire a driver. While I enjoy Shia in movies, he’s basically an idiot who needs to grow up.

  41. W

    hes SO hot.

  42. Interesting because I was in the same scenario minus the alcohol and we both were cited; the other driver for running the light and me for not exercising due caution.

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