Shia LaBeouf might have a drinking problem

January 23rd, 2009 // 72 Comments

Forced to hoof it thanks to his recently suspended license, Shia LaBeouf made a trip to the liquor store last night and decided to put a bag over his head to thwart the paparazzi – who took pictures of him anyway. Because it’s Shia LaBeouf with a fucking bag over his head. Either he’s been knocking back Jager or about to fight crime which is pretty much the same thing isn’t it? My bad.

Photos: Flynet

  1. This is hilarious. ROck on Shia. You should just do drugs, lots of drugs like everyone else.

  2. Insatiable Peter

    He should stay with this look.

  3. camilondriz

    who’s this guy??
    he’s the man!! always!! guess that’s so many people I met on ” +++Agelessmate.com+++ ” look up to him! work hard and surprisingly optimistic!! Patrick Swayze, You rock!! hope you will win the fight!!LOL

  4. el ces

    Those paps, man…

  5. HITLER

    So it’s official. This kid has finally become a real DOUCHEBAG.

    As disgusted as I am with Shia’s “J” behavior,
    I STILL LOVE KIDS!!!

  6. Absulam

    You cats really need to leave this guy alone. All the posters in here act like they’re saints and they don’t party. If I had his fame and fortune, I’d be partying too, hell I party now and I’m NOT famous. What good IS fame if you cant party.

  7. GG1000

    Drinking problem? Nah, you’ve gotta be doing something like ‘shrooms or acid to find that funny.

  8. …………………ATTENTION-PROBLEM TOO, folks!!

  9. John Jackoff

    Are we seriously pressing the tight pants as a new fashion for these hollywood kids?

    Seriously?

  10. TommyP

    His FRIEND? His friend would say “No, just let me bring you back a couple, what do you want?” I say it’s his BODYGUARD (explains the double Ds under the sweatshirt and the warmup pants). I say he TOLD his bodyguard he was going out for beers but didn’t want to end up in the Enquirer so he was wearing a bag over his head and hand and the bodyguard said “Me too!”

    Ok, stars do get paired with sycophants for “friends” so it could be that but I’m still going with bodyguard.

  11. cindi

    Hilarious!!!!

  12. Morgan

    Dude, that’s so not Shia. That guy has a gut, which LeBouf doesn’t and he’s bigger than him. These look just like 2 assholes that want to get him in more trouble.

  13. see

    I said this alot because no one understands the whole point of this.

    The whole paper bag is a statement. Think about it. Anyone can do it.

    Also you copy the paragraph from two million other sites. Boring.

  14. NY Ted

    I don’t pretend to be Dr. Phil.

    But I would suggest that LaBeouf has much, much, much, more then just a “drinking problem” going on…!

  15. cuntflunt

    i love him for infinity
    2 times

  16. Ummm...yeah...

    Dear God, why wasn’t the bag on his head plastic without holes?
    In the future, when he does it again, please, please make the bag plastic, thank you.
    Amen

  17. ishi-san

    I find it a good idea! Why should alcohol be hidden in a brown stupid bag but a face not???!!!

  18. Judge Jacqueline W. Silberman

    I would bone him.

  19. jess

    i think he needs to be left alone now…. seriously! i can see from pictures that he is sad, i really do think the reality of this situation has kicked in for him!

    people do make mistakes from time to time, but thats the part of grwing up, ok yeah he is an adult, but throughout life you are learning lessons.

    you can tell that he has learnt his and feels bad about it. i think people should leave him be for a while because to say that he is stupid and stuff would be hypocritical, since everybody does stuff they are not proud of!

  20. Mandible Claw

    Haha Shia rocks..

    Built an acting career on being an ADD teenager and it turns out he wasn’t really acting at all.

  21. Hokage of Konoha

    I don’t care. He is still hot.

  22. The little dog is dressed in a shirt Harley-Davidson, immediately identifies with the largest group of collective Wankers the world has ever seen.

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