Forced to hoof it thanks to his recently suspended license, Shia LaBeouf made a trip to the liquor store last night and decided to put a bag over his head to thwart the paparazzi – who took pictures of him anyway. Because it’s Shia LaBeouf with a fucking bag over his head. Either he’s been knocking back Jager or about to fight crime which is pretty much the same thing isn’t it? My bad.
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havoc | January 23, 2009 at 10:24 am
Maybe he was hyperventilating….
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chiseen | January 23, 2009 at 10:24 am
1st
Is that my Dad? No its Shia LaBeouf! | January 23, 2009 at 10:24 am
First! Did he really think that’d draw less attention from him?
Right Fury | January 23, 2009 at 10:24 am
looks like he’s hitting the hard stuff. Arizona Iced tea and a starbucks frapaccino.
RichardZinya | January 23, 2009 at 10:26 am
He should have put the plastic on his head and the booze in the paper bag. This would have led to better results for all involved.
obannion | January 23, 2009 at 10:29 am
Hey…..we’ve gone a few days without a Speidi post…what gives?
chiseen | January 23, 2009 at 10:30 am
damn!
guess he’s hiding the car accident hand with the other bag?
RichPort's Ghost | January 23, 2009 at 10:30 am
He looks great in these pictures, but a lipstick mouth on the bag would have been way more realistic.
His Majesty | January 23, 2009 at 10:32 am
When he was in that movie “Holes,” he should have stayed in one of them. Then someone responsible should have filled it in. And someone else responsible should have left an air tank and breathing regulator, along with ample water, food, and toilet facilities … you know, so he could survive and come out of the hole later smelling fresh and not like he wears diapers, because let’s face it, that’d be bad for all involved.
friendlyfires | January 23, 2009 at 10:38 am
After the liquor store, he go straight to Douchenozzle-opolis, the citizens are ready to crown him as their king. The crown is made of paper and bits of aluminum foil, but you get a free pint of Goat-slobber a week.
Mdiz | January 23, 2009 at 10:39 am
Random acts of douchery by a douche bag… Too bad it wasn’t plastic….With no holes…
... | January 23, 2009 at 10:45 am
I think I speak for everyone when I say, “God, what a douche.”
UnclePervy | January 23, 2009 at 10:50 am
Ummmm…. Is walking into an American liquor store looking like that really a good idea? “Shit those guys are back to rob me again!! This time I am shooting first bastards!!!”
lizzy | January 23, 2009 at 10:52 am
this actually makes me love him more than i already do! he’s so awesome ahahahaha
Christian | January 23, 2009 at 11:09 am
HAHA most of you guys are fucking lame-sauce. I doubt he did that to actually fool the pap. He just got drunk and is doing something stupid.
Sheva's Abandoned Brain | January 23, 2009 at 11:10 am
i wonder if he has a small paper bag on his penis too, like the kind i use to drink beer in times square. good god someone transplant me into a goat.
p0nk | January 23, 2009 at 11:15 am
@15 yeh, that certainly makes him less of a douche.
nipolian | January 23, 2009 at 11:17 am
I call pic 3 “The unknown comic and his fat retarded boyfriend.”
Jimmy Jim | January 23, 2009 at 11:18 am
its funny that if pete wentz did this, id absolutely cringe in hatred. But shia labeouf is an anti-celebrity, and extremely likable. unlike most douches of hollywood.
the funnier thing is he wrapped his hand in a bag as well!
and lol at the haters on this board, who actually have to wear a paper bag over their heads in public or else they will scare women and children.
Umm... | January 23, 2009 at 11:22 am
Could someone please tell me WTF is up with the plastic bags on their hands? Is that like “safe masturbating” when they are jerking each other off? Hand condoms…get yours today!
Lolo | January 23, 2009 at 11:28 am
How the hell do I know he really is Shia LaBeouf??
He could be a fuking paparazzi !!
Auntie Kryst | January 23, 2009 at 11:33 am
@18 Damnit Nip, I was hoping to make an Unknown Comic joke. Good one!
Turd Ferguson | January 23, 2009 at 11:33 am
If I had that name I’d drink too.
cindy | January 23, 2009 at 11:40 am
So is the plastic bag hiding the mutilated hand?
Mal Gusto | January 23, 2009 at 11:54 am
It is worse than you think. The little bitch is wearing a Harley-Davidson shirt, instantly identifying himself with the biggest group of collective wankers the world has ever seen. “Loud pipes saves lives!” STFU!
Nano | January 23, 2009 at 11:59 am
What? None of his fucking friends have a car?
Violet | January 23, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Dude… Delivery service.
harley | January 23, 2009 at 12:05 pm
A Harley shirt with pink lettering & butterflies ?
shiasucksass | January 23, 2009 at 12:09 pm
2 & 3 DOUBLE FAIL you guys are fucking idiots, your whore mothers must be proud.
Drunkman | January 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm
This could be any small petite person with a bag over his head.
Truckstop | January 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Remember the Gong Show and the Unknown Comic . . . . .
Truckstop | January 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Remember the Gong Show and the Unknown Comic . . . . .
Ben | January 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Hey Shia, do you have an extra bag for Kelly?
Truckstop | January 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Remember the Gong Show and the Unknown Comic . . . . .
the Commish | January 23, 2009 at 12:19 pm
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?
This is exactly like that time when an NFL coach decided to take over a sorry excuse for a franchise and was deemed their savior. He proceeded to give away his team’s draft picks in return for, what he thought, was the greatest player of all-time. He also thought it would be great to marry this player, dressing him up in a wedding dress.
The whole thing was an epic fail. The franchise continuted to suck ass like no other and the teams fans were relegated to wearing bags on their heads in order to hide their faces at games and in public. The whole bag wearing necessity lead to many suffocation deaths which, actually, worked out pretty well because there were too many people on the waiting list for season tickets.
Sabalon | January 23, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Perhaps he’s promoting http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923600/
hollywood_hillbilly | January 23, 2009 at 12:25 pm
You don’t live in California do you Fish? You can buy liquor most grocery stores, liquor stores are more like 7-11′s. So this guy walks into a LiquorMart in silverlake and buys a can of iced tea and some starbucks drink, big fucking deal. I like that he put a bag over his head and hand, I also like that his friend did the same in solidarity. I hope this bag on head thing catches on with other celebrities.
groan | January 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Who gives a shiat?
another groan | January 23, 2009 at 12:35 pm
He’s just being goofy, I don’t have labeouf with that.
friendlyfires | January 23, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Oh-oh! The newly crowned King of Douche-nozzle-opolis just emptied his complimentary pint of Goatslobber – and now he wants more – quick, hide the keys and pass the shoe polish – he may not notice the difference!
Rick | January 23, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Is that the hand he hurt in the car accident or the one that got stuck in Jake Gyllenhaal’s ass? I heard he found Heath Ledger’s wristwatch.
RichPort's Ghost | January 23, 2009 at 12:41 pm
#36 – Please remove that tinfoil hat and place it in this sack…
Truckstop | January 23, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Wait a minute . . . is that paper bag Versace?
Donald Rumsfeld | January 23, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Looks like one of those Abu Gharib prisoners has escaped.
Tim | January 23, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Maybe they’re going home to form a pyramid.
Actually…there’s no “maybe” about it.
RichPort's Ghost | January 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm
#46 – It’ll be more like a human sandwich.
Harry | January 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
How messed up did this guy’s hand get in that accident???
Two years ago, he gave an interview where he said he wasn’t interested in being one of those messed up young celebutards like Lindsey. Guess what? You are.
Great job throwing your career away.
shvlhd666 | January 23, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I want to know why the fuck he is wearing a woman’s Harley Davidson T-Shirt?
CaptainMorgan | January 23, 2009 at 3:53 pm
How do we know it really IS Shia TheBeef? This could be the pool boy for all we know. If it is him, I give him props (get it?) for doing this. I think it’s funny. They were probably giggling like little school girls the whole time and are now posting and reading on this board. And *NO* I am not him.
Office Evil | January 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Looks like he needs to join the new Booze Momentum Program – http://snipurl.com/al6na