Shia LaBeouf likes to get drunk, bitch-slapped

June 11th, 2008 // 84 Comments

Shia LeBeouf is making the apology rounds after a video of him at a house party recently hit the Internet. It basically shows a drunk Shia telling one of his friends to hit him in the face. When his friend decides, “Not today, sir.” Shia calls him a “faggot” and then recieves his come-slap-ance! Shia’s rep issued the following statement via People:

“The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend,” LaBeouf’s rep continued. “He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”

I love how Shia’s rep describes the video as “a game among friends.” As if they were playing an innocent round of Monopoly but things suddenly got out of hand: “Park Place?! Oh, this is great. Just great. Now we have to get drunk, call each other fags and slap each other silly on camera. This is exactly why I picked Hi Ho Cherry-O.”

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Comments (84)

  1. ph7 | June 11, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Either the “n-word” or “fag” is my guess.

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  2. Que | June 11, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Que sad!

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  3. ph7 | June 11, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Call your guy friends “faggot” is as American as apple pie.

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  4. rtyd6td | June 11, 2008 at 11:22 am

    c’mon he looks like 11 in the video haha. we all did stupid shit when we were younger (even though we probably wouldnt admit it).

    wait he still looks like 11 u say? well i guess its well out of fuckin order then!!!

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  5. combustion8 | June 11, 2008 at 11:24 am

    good, maybe hollywood will quit forcing us to watch this douchebag in the making.. tired of this dork.

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  6. English Bob | June 11, 2008 at 11:25 am

    These derogatory remarks towards homosexuals is disgraceful behaviour from Shia LePoof…..Shame on you sir!!

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  7. http://www.funderoos.com | June 11, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Shia LaBitch!

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  8. wet newspaper | June 11, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Looks like he and Heidi Montag use the same makeup.

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  9. Auntie Kryst | June 11, 2008 at 11:29 am

    I shouldn’t kibbitz, but he’s as meshugeh as Amy Winehouse. We got to get these two heebs together. Mazel tov!!

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  10. havoc | June 11, 2008 at 11:30 am

    The irony here of course is Shia calling someone a faggot.

    .

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  11. 3 | June 11, 2008 at 11:30 am

    so what who hasn’t gotten drunk and said stupid shit?!
    leave the guy alone

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  12. queen of hearts | June 11, 2008 at 11:32 am

    faggot & nigger are no no’s as well as dyke.
    he should pay with his life.

    off with his tongue!

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  13. Please | June 11, 2008 at 11:33 am

    Just a bunch of guys getting drunk and being silly….what guy hasn’t done something just as pointless and why is this news again??!

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  14. nipolian | June 11, 2008 at 11:38 am

    A Jew of French descent? That’s odd……..I thought the Germans took care of that little problem back in the 40′s.

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  15. free lily | June 11, 2008 at 11:40 am

    who is this guy and why should i care?

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  16. deacon jones | June 11, 2008 at 11:42 am

    @14
    Unfortunately they didnt finish the job. Thats the worse combo, ever
    You want to talk about being obnoxious, holy shit, try waiting on a table of them

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  17. Corlyss | June 11, 2008 at 11:45 am

    I’m gay and I call my friends “faggot” all the time. What the fuck is the big deal about it?

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  18. viv | June 11, 2008 at 11:47 am

    hahaha @ 10

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  19. blp | June 11, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Why are you surprised? Didn’t any of you see the Transformers outtake where he calls Starscream a faggot? Shia got pwned by all the Decepticons for it!

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  20. Barak Obama | June 11, 2008 at 11:50 am

    It’s a good thing this little Homo didn’t call his “friend” a nigger, because this porch monkey wouldnt stand for that! Only Spear Chuckers like me and Al Sharpton get to say nigger and get away with it.

    Vote Democrat, millions on welfare depend on you.

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  21. janex | June 11, 2008 at 11:53 am

    @16 – Even worse when they’re Canadian too. I try and punt those tables to the rookies.

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  22. david | June 11, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Did Shia say he had never had a drink till he was 21???? Now this proves he lied.

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  23. http://www.funderoos.com | June 11, 2008 at 11:58 am

    #20, I’m going to vote for Obama just to piss people like you off. Have fun in November :)

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  24. sharpeidude | June 11, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    By the looks of that slap, his friend IS finoche.

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  25. noneyobeezwax | June 11, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    i call lots of my friends faggot, but only when i’m balls deep in that ass. i’ve got class you know.

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  26. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 11, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    And folks, just another reminder that the Disney geniuses that entertain our kids during the day are being extra responsible at night. I wish I was there… he would have only had to ask me once.

    #14 – If I laugh at that I’ll be fired…

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  27. Jeff | June 11, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    You Politically correct morons. Who cares? I bet most of you hypocrites say a whole lot worse. He’s a bloody human being.
    If you think that calling some guy a fagot is some how going to stop gays and lesbians from living their lives, you are sadly mistaken. If you get insulted by it…so?? suck it.

    Morons. Grow a pair and chill out.

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  28. coffeebean | June 11, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    #27 – I’m voting for the next politician that is in favor of making hate crimes legal again.

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  29. amyone | June 11, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionairepersoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ??????????????????????????????

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  30. brevity guy | June 11, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    I’m impressed that he lasted a full minute post-slap, before he had to walk into the back and transform into a crybot.

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  31. brevity guy | June 11, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    I’m impressed that he lasted a full minute post-slap, before he had to walk into the back and transform into a crybot.

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  32. Katie | June 11, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Yeah, that was pretty gay. And who cares that he said faggot, honestly?

    I’m sure that everyone has eliminated the use of the word faggot to describe someone as being a pansy from their vocab. to be politically correct.

    There was a time when people could get drunk and act like a faggot at a party without people caring about it too much. Like a passing fart in the wind.

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  33. Katie | June 11, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Yeah, that was pretty gay. And who cares that he said faggot, honestly?

    I’m sure that everyone has eliminated the use of the word faggot to describe someone as being a pansy from their vocab. to be politically correct.

    There was a time when people could get drunk and act like a faggot at a party without people caring about it too much. Like a passing fart in the wind.

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  34. Anexio | June 11, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Shai is not one to talk abot thing thats his no busness. how can aahnyone say gang talking and not have to pays. when he hug the orange guy you tell that he got a bonner and thets obveus.

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  35. jrz | June 11, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Oh no…..time to go to Bleeding Heart LIberal Asshole Re-Education Camp……….

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  36. gerard Vandenberg | June 11, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    shia is the damn FAGGOT!!
    This is a secret one indeed.
    But I’m ashamed to say: THERE ARE PRETTY MORE OF THEM WHORES!!

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  37. Sorpio | June 11, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Oh jeez, I wish people would stop caving in to the PC lefties. Some say the world would be better off without them, but if you put it in the right perspective its fun to laugh at them. Faggot and nigger are words. The more you show it offends you the more people will use it. Get over yourself, grow up, and ignore it if it offends you.

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  38. ShizFaceDude | June 11, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Americans are sensitive pussy’s

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  39. Thomas | June 11, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    #12:

    Faggot and dyke are no, nos? Since when? While I think there are much bigger problems in the world than ass pirates and carpet munchers, the fact that they demand SOCIAL rights for their SEXUAL preference is completely ludicrous. The only purpose they serve is population control.

    Oh, you’re butt hurt over a comment? Grow thicker skin and stop being a sissy.

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  40. andy blanco | June 11, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    i agree with PH7, im gay and i believe the word fag is not as bad as it use to be. some people are just too sensative. get over it

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  41. Rod Robinson | June 11, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    ……”cocksucker” would have been funnier.

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  42. Thomas | June 11, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    #38:

    Yes, too many are, and they include those waterheads that sympathize with the gays and are afraid of firearms.

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  43. Gdawg | June 11, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Best acting I have seen him do yet!

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  44. SlowMonkey | June 11, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Fight Club II came out and I Watch Stuff didn’t tell me? I had to find it out from the viral video above? This is wrong.

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  45. mrah | June 11, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    I love reading all your stupid little comments and taking joy in the fact that what you say will NEVER matter, but he says one little derogatory term and everyone all over the world hears it. You all say this shit (or hear people saying it and say nothing), so stop pretending your jesus and let the kid have some drunk name.

    A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

    The word only has meaning if you SAY IT WITH MEANING. Which he didn’t. It was a drunken slip to another drunk friend, no hatred behind that. So chill the fuck out losers.

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  46. unjustcause | June 11, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    you gota get past the drunk slurs and youll hear him say that its a bet. his not some drunkin masochist lol. and lets not pretend no ones said anything durogatory while drunk, or even sober

    maybe im just being extra sensative becuse the ven stevens movie came o disney yesterday, who knows

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  47. evianobaby | June 11, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    I dont care what anyone thinks — HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!

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  48. pink fairy | June 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    honestly how many times have you been with friends and have used inappropriate words? obviously there was alcohol involved…give the kid a break! i hate when socieiy acts like they’re so perfect and bash on celebrities for stupid mistakes GET OVER IT

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  49. pink fairy | June 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    honestly how many times have you been with friends and have used inappropriate words? obviously there was alcohol involved…give the kid a break! i hate when socieiy acts like they’re so perfect and bash on celebrities for stupid mistakes GET OVER IT

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  50. pink fairy | June 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    honestly how many times have you been with friends and have used inappropriate words? obviously there was alcohol involved…give the kid a break! i hate when socieiy acts like they’re so perfect and bash on celebrities for stupid mistakes GET OVER IT

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