Shia LaBeouf is the luckiest bastard alive

June 30th, 2009 // 112 Comments

Either this is a blatant stunt to stave off a 50% drop in box office in the face of overwhelming reports of racism and giant robot testicles, or Megan Fox has finally realized Brian Austin Green is doomed to prime-time television. At any rate, NY Daily News is reporting that Megan and Shia LaBeouf are hooking up:

The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” co-stars (whose movie killed the competition with a $201 million five-day opening) sat side by side during a dinner with 10 pals — including director Oliver Stone — at Nobu on Thursday.
“They definitely seemed into each other,” says a witness, who told us that when Fox left at 10 p.m., LaBeouf followed hot on her heels. Another spy added that, while partying at a Rose’s bash in West Hollywood earlier in the week, “Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night.”

Hold on. So they’re basing this entirely off the fact Shia watches Megan “like a hawk?” Because I stare her at all the time, too, so does that mean we’re dating? Okay, maybe it’s not so much like a hawk as, say, a masturbating otter. But still.

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  1. Man shia labeouf is really looking dumb near megan fox. I just hate shia. Both of these are looking good in transformer movie but shia is not suppose to touch megan . I just hate shia.

  2. ASDFSADF

    shia is a horrible actor who looks like he has downs syndrom and an asshole in real life to boot

    megan is an overrated fake bitch

    they deserve eachother

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  7. Man shia labeouf is really looking dumb near megan fox. I just hate shia. Both of these are looking good in transformer movie but shia is not suppose to touch megan . I just hate shia.

  8. Shia is not that great of an actor, honestly and megan fox is hot, no question about it. She does seem a little plastic though and shes defnitely not the hottest woman i’ve ever seen. Don’t get me wrong If I met her, I would definitely be intersted, but many out there calling her the hottest woman out there right now, thats over stating it.

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  10. Megan Fox is definitely one of the hottest girls ever, and she’s so cute.

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