A sad, sober Shia LaBeouf stopped by Madame Royal in Hollywood recently where he sincerely ordered a root beer at the bar. A root beer. I need a Xanax just typing that. E! News reports:
LaBeouf, dressed super casual in jeans, plain T-shirt and a baseball hat, posted up at the bar with a male companion and asked the bartender to serve him up straight up with the virgin-drink. Only prob for Shia is that they don’t serve root beer at bars. Duh.
So still keeping his mellow demeanor SL opted for a Diet Coke instead.
Is this bad boy turning good or something? Spies say that Shia looked way bummed out his whole time there, not even looking at any of the hot babes massively crawling all around him.
Normally, If someone I know orders a root beer at a bar, I’d suggest they go home and train their cat to knock a toaster in the bathtub. Except in this case it’d be pointless considering the man’s already dead.
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Dee | August 17, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I would rather be dead than not be drinking.
Melissa | August 17, 2009 at 5:02 pm
I feel sorry for him. All those females lurking around…yet he looks bored, tired and lonely. Oh wait he’s rich, suddenly I don’t feel so bad.
titsonsnack | August 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Why do chicks find this thing attractive?
Kikker | August 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Dee, that is so sad and pathetic. I feel sorry for you.
Kikker | August 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Dee, that is so sad and pathetic. I feel sorry for you.
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He should change his name to Lefty..easier to spell.
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PunkA | August 17, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Dude was having lunch. He still has plenty of time to get hammered later in theday. Props to him for pacing himself, unlike Fish, who is a perpetual state of drunkenness. Hell, fish got so drunk this weekend, that when he was at the tranny convention looking to hook up, he hit on Paris Hilton thinking it was a tranny. Seriously, you’d think he’d get dumber when he was drunk all the time.
Mac | August 17, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Why is his arm so tiny? He looked looked fairly muscular when he was jogging shirtless. In that picture his arm looks like smeagle or w/e that thing from Lord of The Rings was called.
ROUGH Daddy | August 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm
#9 just because he dump you it doesnt justify you giving out his email….
Zanna | August 17, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@12 – ha ha ha ha ha….
mems | August 17, 2009 at 5:33 pm
he is really hot!
The Meatriarchy | August 17, 2009 at 6:27 pm
“not even looking at any of the hot babes massively crawling all around him.”
Were they massive? If not how does one crawl massively? Does E!News have retards writing for them?
Dee | August 17, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Kikker, there is nothing wrong with enjoying an adult beverage and not wanting to go on without it. Drinking is a national pass time. Now, trying to pick out a comment on a comment section to say something negative about is really SAD AND PATHETIC. Hope you feel better.
gigi | August 17, 2009 at 6:31 pm
not sure tits [#5] I just know I’d let him bang me all kinds of wrong, then go for a run & a shower together, play some video games, have lunch then get into part II, get some dinner, go to a club & get sweaty then jump into part III until morning…. Shia’s got a certain je ne sais quoi that makes him very hot
gigi | August 17, 2009 at 6:37 pm
love how some of you idiots backtrack like crazy once you realize how lame your first statement & try to redirect the chaos –
Dee, you said:
“I would rather be dead than not be drinking.”
Face it, that IS pathetic & you can’t redirect or clarify any of it. Dr. Drew is phone call away. Get help.
Iambananas | August 17, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Good for him! I’m glad he’s turning his life around. I hope he keeps up the good work. He’s getting super cute again.
whackjob | August 17, 2009 at 7:15 pm
nothing snarky or cute today. props to the young dude for trying to figure it out. screwed himself up pretty good, attempting to sort out some priorities at a young age. It can be done but LA and his career track is a tough place to pull it off. I wish him luck.
E | August 17, 2009 at 7:39 pm
shia! he is hot!!
E | August 17, 2009 at 7:39 pm
shia! he is hot!!
farty mcshitface | August 17, 2009 at 7:42 pm
wow, in that 1st pic, he looks like he’s about 45-50.
Jeff | August 17, 2009 at 7:56 pm
LEAVE IT TO THE PAPARAZZI DOUCHEBAGS TO PICK ON A GUY FOR TRYING TO KICK THE HABIT. SERIOUSLY, EITHER HE HAD A MONSTER HANGOVER OR A MOMENT OF CLARITY, SO LAY OFF HIM…
Shooby Doop | August 17, 2009 at 9:33 pm
What the fuck is so weird about ordering a root beer at a bar? Somebody’s bound to carry a Barq’s.
Yooarel.com | August 17, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Uh, so because he doesn’t order an alcoholic drink every time he goes to a place that serves them, he’s “dead”? Get over it. It’s obviously broad daylight, maybe he doesn’t like drinking during the day? I don’t. Not only that, but he obviously has an injury on his left hand. Chances are he’s taking some sort of meds (pain killers maybe) for it. A good thing to do if you want to not ACTUALLY die, is not drink whilst on pain killers. I know (or knew, I should say) plenty of people that would testify to that statement.
This really just is a cheap “we have nothing better to talk about” shot at someone that most people really don’t even care much about. Come on, you can do better.
datroof | August 17, 2009 at 10:09 pm
This poor guy, he’s had a rough go of it.
A middling talent, served up his entire career on a silver platter because some Hollywood douchebag agent somewhere decided Lebeouf was a star and created buzz about him.
It’s a really really sad situation to be in, and certainly must be a heavy burden to bear.
Please, don’t mock him too harshly.
kaos | August 18, 2009 at 2:38 am
I guess that’s what you get for singlehandedly fucking up Indy 4 with the tree-swinging and just basically being annoying shit…
FROO | August 18, 2009 at 2:50 am
Man now I want a root beer. It is so tasty…
Then maybe whiskey.
marin | August 18, 2009 at 2:51 am
datroof~~~ Shia is very talented actor…I think that he has more talent than he is…now,He met not only a good movie…
Cash | August 18, 2009 at 6:52 am
‘Only prob for Shia is that they don’t serve root beer at bars. Duh.”
The fuck are they talking about. I’ve never worked a bar that didn’t have a soda gun loaded with Coke/Pepsi, diet Coke/pepsi, a citrus drink like 7-up or Sierra Mist, and root beer, and I worked at a lot of fucking bars in my 20′s, from Chili’s to VIP dance clubs. It was normally club policy to give free refills because the only people ordering sodas were the DD’s, which I am guessing no one on the E! staff ever volunteers to be if they think bars don’t serve root beer. Morons.
anonymous | August 18, 2009 at 9:39 am
you know what? maybe the dude’s on painkillers for his hand, or got hooked when he *had* to take them, and he’s not big on mixing narcotics and alcohol. it’s very judgmental to call him out on not drinking booze…that’s simply not the drug of choice for many people. I personally find alcohol to be disGUSTing.
Dee | August 18, 2009 at 10:13 am
Wow, gigi you’re a fucking idiot too? I was never back tracking my statement. Only clarifying that I enjoy my alcohol, not that I’m addicted to it. It’s sad you needed someone to pick on as well. Imagine if you could never take a drink again for fear of going back to the addiction. That would suck. I would rather die. Drinking is a joy for tons of people and a lot of them would miss it once it was gone. And I would be one of them. So in closing…..piss off.
Scoob | August 18, 2009 at 10:34 am
It looks like he has on a smelly hat.
Scoob | August 18, 2009 at 10:34 am
It looks like he has on a smelly hat.
Galtacticus | August 18, 2009 at 10:38 am
Is he just a shadow of the man he used to be?
Gando | August 18, 2009 at 10:57 am
He was probably just passing by for a snack and drink.
H | August 18, 2009 at 11:10 am
Shia is cool!!
stupid | August 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm
He’s eating at Baja Fresh. That’s not a bar. E! is pathetic.
el ces | August 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Root beer is okay.
We’re trying to stop the guy from eating now? Damn.
donkey | August 18, 2009 at 10:23 pm
IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS WHY HE’S SO BUMMED OUT……..
HE MISSES MEGAN FOX!!!!
penis enlargement pills | August 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Shia LaBeouf is an empty shell of a man…It looks like he has on a smelly hat.
Girly Girl | August 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
If he drinks, he is an alcoholic. If he doesn’t drink, he is a shell of a man. So what other option does he have?
Am I the only one who is happy that this young man is able to make the decision to not be drunk all day? Good for him. A man who doesn’t always drink isn’t a shell of man. In my book that is a good man.
Also, I totally agree with Cash. A root beer at a bar is totally possible, depending on the bar. He got a Diet Coke from the bar. Did it ever occur to you that maybe he has gotten root beers from other bars? Or did it ever occur to you that he is a rich, famous guy and people might have gone out of their way to get him whatever he asked for so, while we dont get root beer, he might have gotten root beer before? He could have asked for a Pink Lemonade in a gold goblet and he might get it.
Stupid story. Leave the guy alone.
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Dude was having lunch. He still has plenty of time to get hammered later in theday. Props to him for pacing himself, unlike Fish, who is a perpetual state of drunkenness. Hell, fish got so drunk this weekend, that when he was at the tranny convention looking to hook up, he hit on Paris Hilton thinking it was a tranny. Seriously, you’d think he’d get dumber when he was drunk all the time.