Shia LaBeouf is an empty shell of a man

A sad, sober Shia LaBeouf stopped by Madame Royal in Hollywood recently where he sincerely ordered a root beer at the bar. A root beer. I need a Xanax just typing that. E! News reports:

LaBeouf, dressed super casual in jeans, plain T-shirt and a baseball hat, posted up at the bar with a male companion and asked the bartender to serve him up straight up with the virgin-drink. Only prob for Shia is that they don’t serve root beer at bars. Duh.
So still keeping his mellow demeanor SL opted for a Diet Coke instead.
Is this bad boy turning good or something? Spies say that Shia looked way bummed out his whole time there, not even looking at any of the hot babes massively crawling all around him.

Normally, If someone I know orders a root beer at a bar, I’d suggest they go home and train their cat to knock a toaster in the bathtub. Except in this case it’d be pointless considering the man’s already dead.

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