Shia LaBeouf Is Just Crazy

The Superficial / June 30, 2014

When Shia LaBeouf was arrested for smoking and playing grab-ass during a production of Cabaret on Thursday, the prevailing theory was he was looking for attention the day before a new Transformers movie – the first without him in it – was released. Except, according to TMZ, it turns out Shia LaBeouf has been spending the past month in New York basically being an asshole in general. From pissing all over the outside of restaurant to literally asking a guy to punch him in the face outside of a strip club (below) because Tyler Durden is every douchebag’s totem. So if anyone did ask Shia on Friday if he got arrested because of Transformers, he’d not only have no idea what you’re talking about, but would probably shit on your foot for tampering with the time-web. “Why you disrupting my string, bro? Do I fuck with your string? Now help me make a soap bomb. There’s a bottle of Dawn in my pants.”

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