Shia LaBeouf Is Just Crazy

June 30th, 2014 // 23 Comments
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When Shia LaBeouf was arrested for smoking and playing grab-ass during a production of Cabaret on Thursday, the prevailing theory was he was looking for attention the day before a new Transformers movie – the first without him in it – was released. Except, according to TMZ, it turns out Shia LaBeouf has been spending the past month in New York basically being an asshole in general. From pissing all over the outside of restaurant to literally asking a guy to punch him in the face outside of a strip club (below) because Tyler Durden is every douchebag’s totem. So if anyone did ask Shia on Friday if he got arrested because of Transformers, he’d not only have no idea what you’re talking about, but would probably shit on your foot for tampering with the time-web. “Why you disrupting my string, bro? Do I fuck with your string? Now help me make a soap bomb. There’s a bottle of Dawn in my pants.”

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  1. (. )( .)s McGee

    Even though he continues to act like a total d-bag, I still remember him fondly as Louis Stevens.

    • Katie

      Tell me about it. I actually liked the kid then. Why do they all have to turn into pretentious fart sniffers?

  2. Shia is suffering (it appears) from the same thing as Amanda Bynes: he’s schizophrenic. Unfortunately, both of his parents, unlike Amanda’s, are completely dysfunctional so I don’t know who will intervene in this case.

    I don’t think Shia is a bad person, I think he is a person who is ill.

    • Oh, fuck you. You can’t diagnose someone you’ve never met with a mental illness based on anecdotal evidence. Just like you can’t diagnose with an online test, so all the self-diagnosed assburgers can fuck right off, too.

      He might just be a spoiled, entitled asshole who drinks too much and goes on binges.

      • I correctly diagnosed Bynes when everybody else was just saying she was a pothead and nothing more…I will be proven right on Shia, as well. You’ll see.

      • Katie

        I don’t buy the bs diagnosis for Amanda Bynes. I think she freaked out trying to stay relevant and it was all a show. Most of these kids are putting on a front. I’ve known schizos, and they are downright SCARY.

    • anonymous

      Or he could just be an asshole whenever he drinks.

    • I don’t know about schizophrenia per se, but I really am starting to think there is more legitimate neuroses going on here than pretentious douchebaggery as well. I think there is actually something really wrong with him, which makes me feel a little bit better about my growing desire to help him rather than just slap him repeatedly for a couple hours.

    • James

      I’ve worked with people diagnosed with schizophrenia, and I’ve had the misfortune of being around assholes with serious character flaws when they were abusing drugs and/or alcohol. LaBeouf is a narcissistic asshole. This is the guy who found it necessary to kiss and tell about bedding Megan Fox in an interview.

  3. this is all just a bunch of bullshit. phoenix 2.0- just to get attention…. nothing more.

  4. duder

    I suspect something has snapped for the guy at this point. Either way (intentional douche or unintentional victim of mental health issues), he’s probably finished. I say leave him alone to work life out as he will.

  5. This seems like a mental health problem, I hope he gets the help he needs. That being said, he was a Disney child star..

  6. When did Joseph Gordon Levitt become his crazy understudy?

  7. No Career from here...

    The life of a working actor in Hollywood is tempestuous at best.
    His former enabler Bay, walks on the other side of the street now.
    Stick a fork in Shia, he’s done.

  8. …hey! i pretty much said this last week! i demand credit!

  9. The Truth

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

  10. tlmck

    George Costanza is a paparazzi now?

  11. Officially checked into rehab.

  12. Jennyfurr

    lol Cryer LeDouche

  13. His personal problems aside, he is still a very obnoxious actor. In any case I hope he gets help. It’s always a bit troubling to see any genuinely disturbed person acting out.

  14. Walkaway_Joe

    Meanwhile, the fraternal twins of Aaron Paul and Joseph Gordon Levitt joined forces as The Hankie Paps.

  15. CtF

    Since when was Liev Schreiber a cop?

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