Shia LaBeouf Claims He Was ‘Raped’ During His Performance Art Show

Thanks to Bill Cosby, there’s been a dialog happening about the credibility of rape accusers and how the trauma of the act itself along with societal stigmas can cause them to remain silent for years, if not decades, so what better time for Shia LaBeouf to claim that some dude’s girl totally couldn’t resist “raping” him in his Fart Sniff Emporium while her man was standing right outside. You should’ve seen the look on his face! Via Dazed And Confused:

One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for ten minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me… There were hundreds of people in line when she walked out with dishevelled hair and smudged lipstick. It was no good, not just for me but her man as well.

And because this is the Internet, people actually started taking Shia LaBeouf seriously complete with cautions not to victim blame, and to show the type of decency that should be reserved for, oh I dunno, people who were actually raped. Because as it turns out, his art show collaborators were right outside the room and removed the woman once they heard some shit happening. Shit they won’t specify because no one dares contradict the Fartmaster, but at the same time, please do art shows with them. It’s totally safe! Via USA Today:

And before the MRA Brigade starts flooding the comments calling me an SJW, White Knight faggot who’ll believe Bill Cosby’s accusers because they’re women, but won’t believe Shia Labeouf because he’s a man. It’s Shia LaBeouf. The same Shia LaBeouf who threatens death at the drop of a hat and film women puking, so I’m pretty sure he was more than capable of fending off his “rapist” and not bound by art law to just sit there taking it because that’s what’s in the brochure. On top of that, there were people right outside the room who came in as soon as there was a commotion and escorted the chick out. So, no, this wasn’t rape. This was some crazy chick maybe trying to fuck him, and then Shia LaBeouf bragging about it to everybody because her dude was right outside, bro, and she couldn’t resist The Beef. I don’t know about you, but I’d take that over waking up with Bill Cosby’s man-Jell-O all over me and no recollection of how it got there. Or any rape if I’m being honest.

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