Let me start out by saying I didn’t set out this morning with the intent to follow a post featuring Chris Hemsworth and Joe Manganiello shirtless with Shia LaBeouf‘s naked penis, but the Internet works in mysterious, wienery ways. So that said, above you’ll find The Beef starring buckass nude in the new video for Sigur Rós’ “Fjögur Píanó” which is eight minutes and 33 seconds of an afro-pubed Shia staring at butterflies whenever he’s not slapping on panty hose and doing interpretative dance. He also paints a boob at one point, but the whole thing’s so pretentiously arthouse it took me a minute to realize I wasn’t watching Jesus do pottery. Good luck getting through this thing.
Jesus. I love Sigur Ros, but now…fuck.
This is more like how I like to remember them: http://vimeo.com/9553745
God, did I just replace The Beef’s wang with images of children flying…this going down hill fast…
Ágætis Byrjun and ( ) are required listening. Their other albums? Not so much.
what the fuck did i just watch? i am confused, repulsed and mesmerized. it’s as if lady gaga and wes anderson had a collaboration in my brain.
It’s an art film i’m guessing
Is he going to die for our sins? *crosses fingers*
If Bumblebee doesnt kill him now I dont know what will make him. More panty hose?
Bath salts my ass. Im pretty sure this is what that dude watched right before he went and ate that other dude’s face.
In other words it made you hungry?
Please fetch me a sanitary napkin, my eyeballs are bleeding.
I made it 1 minute and 55 seconds. Anybody beat that high score?
that was sound off by the way. I’m sure that helped.
I made it through to the credits…I felt like it was my obligation as an art student. The music was definitely not the problem.
I refuse to watch. I’m never bored enough to put myself through torture like this.
Kimmy, what is your zodiac sign?
I study astrology and I am very fascinated by you.
Tell me your sign?
thanks
Um, no. If you study astrology, you should be able to figure it out.
Aries?
nope, not an aires.
pisces?
Kim is very obviously a Gemini.
You guys are all wrong. But the real question is, who the fuck cares? I know Shia LeBeouf’s peen is disappointing (or so I’ve read) but, really?
What I wanna know is if this “weird online person” has another name he or she usually uses here because I don’t understand why you would be “fascinated” by me. I haven’t said anything fascinating in, like, probably forever.
Cancer?
goddamn you suck at astrology, tomfrank.
and she’s a scorpio, numbnuts.
i thought she was an aries cause she acts like an aries I knew. wtf is a scorpio
Have some respect. I am a professional astrologer.
LOL!! Oh my god, seriously who is this. This is suddenly funny.
You’ve obviously killed this guys Aries fetish just like you killed that other guys Korean fetish.
You are a killer of fantasies kimmykimkim
And you, OinkOink, you’re a ruiner! A fun ruiner! A fuckin’ banner, dude! Fun banner!
Hey, if that were really me up there, I wouldn’t have to guess. I’d just Google that time kimmy told MJB and me when she was turning 31. Remember, kimmy? You told us “I’m turning 31 in 3 weeks” when it was really 2 weeks, and then you got all miffed when we missed your birthday until we pointed out your mistake.
Hahaha! Yeah, that happened. I did. In my defense though, I was on my phone and the 2 and 3 are so close together and Fish won’t give is an edit/stoner/2nd chance/hangover/nipples are not aerial objects/oh shit button!
But I will say, that’s a pretty robe he’s wearing.
Um, does 1 minute 56 seconds count? Brain bleach, stat!
Two minutes even. I couldn’t care less about Shia LaPoof, but who is the blonde chick with the tits?
I watched it twice. What do I win?
I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING—WELL I SKIMMED THROUGH IT B/C I WAS HOPING THAT WAS SOME SORT OF JOCKEY STRAP AND HIS PENIS WASN’T ACTUALLY THAT SMALL. DARN! :-( …………JENNY JONES!!!!
he must be a grower, not a show-er
I just read there was nudity. Saw it, then ffw thru the rest…..not even good nudity
And when we do finally get some nudity it’s from some C list celebrity douchebag.
Wiil never look at Shia LeDouche naked. Just like jumping off a cliff, you don’t have to do it to know it’s bad for you.
i am little sympathy for those commenters moaning & groaning about their eyeball trauma…you were warned; why’d ya do it?
Girl knows how do do drag…needs to work on his tuck game, though.
what the fuck just happened? what the hell did I just see?
My eyes r bleeding!
why is he a hipster now?
Now? You’ve been napping in class, haven’t you?
Throw in some gay cowboys eating pudding, some narration about the evils of war, and a “fin” at the end, and this would be up to the standards of a B+ film school short.
Cowboys eating pudding make everything better!
This is probably the only time I’ve ever appreciated the firewall at work.
Fuck… I learned today that there’s no firewall for morbid curiosity. That said, did anyone else think the video was like an unfunny, Icelandic version of Groundhog Day?
I’m pretty open minded. Granted, I’m no film student but I’ve seen some avant garde cinema in my day. I like to think that I can appreciate that which I don’t necessarily like but this…this is shit. I took away nothing from this.
Kids, this is what happens once you’ve been beaten by a fat, drunk Canadian. It fucks you up inside.
The fuck did I just watch??? 0.o
BTW, I’m underwhelmed by his beef.
I am not even going to click on the play option. yup. After posting thor, now this/
Shia thinks he has transcended the medium of film. Let’s all laugh at Shia ! HA HA HA !!!
Okay…I made it through one minute and twelve seconds…SURELY that’s a record of some sort!
Goddammit son. It’s bad enough that now I need to spend my afternoon sorting through just *why* I want to see Shia LeBeouf naked; if you’re gonna embed an 8+ minute piece of avant garbage on your page, you damn sure need to tell me the dick shots end in the first minute.
Selena Gomez is gonna be happy about this :D
No fucking way I’m clicking play on this.
I dont care much for the pretentious asshat with clothes *on*.
I love dong more than anything, but this shit isn’t worth it.
*depressed*
I couldn’t make it to the end. I’m glad I don’t know the people behind it so I don’t have to lie to them that it’s good.
At least the goods were in the beginning. I’m sure Megan Fox found their sexing to be mildly entertaining at best. I’m basing this solely on his interpretive dance skills.
I liked it… feel free to judge me, I deserve it. All I ask is that you are sane.
Does skipping through it count as watching it? I kept clicking the bar to see if there was anything interesting past his dong… which wasn’t that interesting.
Weirdly, he’s starting to look more and more like my ex-boyfriend. Not saying that’s a good thing, either…
Some manscaping would be nice, unless it’s part of the insanity that is this so called “artistic expression”.
He’s Jewish, Lissa. They don’t even believe in shaving off their beards.
Oh, yeah, he’s soooo Orthodox.
We just need a freeze frame of his dong. That is all I came here for.
Micheal Bay’s direction of Transformers 4 is really different
And, with that, the Indiana Jones franchise is officially dead.
Cosign Clara…I put myself through 3:09 of that stupid thing, and didn’t get a good wang shot. Fish, help a sister out? Thanks.
yup, nothing sexier than a guy with an insane nut fro that likes to dress up in a pink feather vest and black leggings!
nutfro hahahahah
The only thing this is missing is Russell Brand!
Goddamn. Fuck this fucking hipster artsy whatever-the-fuck bullshit. I know everyone hates Juggalos, but wouldn’t you rather get smashed with a bunch of homies with a gives-no-fuck than hang out with anybody who thinks it’s a cool idea to make a music video featuring the kid from Even Stevens going insane over a lollipop while wearing a lace blindfold?
Um, no. No to both.
Okay so, I actually watched the whole, entire, stupid thing. I have absolutely no idea what this is about or what it is supposed to represent. It was just.. stuff happening.
The entire time I was only thinking of how much I don’t want to live on the same planet as this film anymore.
Looks like LSD is making a comeback.
More like La Beef Short Ribs.
Sigur Ros could only make so many albums before they had to go the “show actor wang” route. Their first couple albums we’re great, but how many albums of the same thing does the world need? Aside from that, Happy Birthday KimmyKim. You a single busty Korean?
what the fuck.
i think the meaning behind the video is about drugs and codependent and abusive relationships and how it becomes a cycle. i actually loved this.
I watched the whole thing. It was pretty cool. It has a weird little story going on. I appreciate actors who are willing to go all the way for their art, instead of playing it safe and just raking in the money. Nudity is nothing to be afraid of.
I just threw up in my mouth a little, nah just kidding 8/10 would fap to again
Well, I like Sigur Rós…can’t say as I’m a fan of the video, though.
Um. So if you think what you just saw was bad, try watching it all slow and choppy like I did.
It went from two naked people staring at each other to Shia LaBeouf sloppily dipping the girl (that sounded wrong…) to a bunch of bulimic men in a car.
It’s like if Jesus did coke and went to art school.
“right guys. so here’s my idea for this video. basically a cracked out cross-dressing jesus accidentally wanders into someone’s bad gay acid trip. plus, a shark. and maybe daryl hannah? i don’t even know. but, ooooh butterflies and shit. now where the fuck is my bong?”
what. the actual FUCK.
hhahahahahah…oh em gee wtf did i just watch. definitely on a good one for sure. someone give me the deets on what to do to be on that level!!