Shia LaBeouf Is A Douche In A Bag

Here’s Shia LaBeouf at the Berlin International Film Festival premiere of Nymphomaniac yesterday where he walked the red carpet with a bag over his head to cap off his earlier performance verite de fartsniffadeux of walking out of the Q&A after answering only one question with a plagiarized answer from French soccer player Eric Cantora’s 1995 news conference. As to what the hidden meaning of such a random, unprecedented work of pièce de résistance might be, I’m going with Shia LaBeouf is a primadonna cock-o-lantern. That seems like an art term.


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