Shia LaBeouf Is A Douche In A Bag

February 10th, 2014 // 50 Comments
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Here’s Shia LaBeouf at the Berlin International Film Festival premiere of Nymphomaniac yesterday where he walked the red carpet with a bag over his head to cap off his earlier performance verite de fartsniffadeux of walking out of the Q&A after answering only one question with a plagiarized answer from French soccer player Eric Cantora‘s 1995 news conference. As to what the hidden meaning of such a random, unprecedented work of pièce de résistance might be, I’m going with Shia LaBeouf is a primadonna cock-o-lantern. That seems like an art term.

 

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  1. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    So LaBeuftec thinks he’s the new Andy Kaufman now? Haha remember when he was going to be the new Indiana Jones? That was a laugh-riot.

  2. Until he wears a penis as a nose, he’s just an amateur.

  3. Jon Voight should’ve caved this no-talent cocksucker’s head in with a shovel during the filming of “Holes.”

  4. Fuckin’ actors man. Biggest group of insecure, faux-intellectual shitheads in the galaxy. YOU GET PAID MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PLAY MAKE BELIEVE FOR A LIVING FOR FUCK’S SAKE. JUST GO OUT THERE, READ YOUR DUMB LINES AND CASH THE PAYCHECK. STOP TRYING (AND FAILING) TO BE SO DIFFERENT AND HIP AND “DARING.” Fuck.

  5. jimmy james

    What’s a Seagle?

  6. With any luck, Miley Cyrus will decide she isn’t famous anymore either.

  7. Hugh G. Rection

    His date wore an “I’m With Stupid” tee shirt.

  8. Farrah Abraham

    Backdoor Teen Mom II will gross more than his next movie.

  9. JC

    What’s the world coming to when the nonsensical, douchey antics of a guy famous for playing “Kid that Optimus Prime talks to” don’t spark intellectual debate?

  10. His strategy is pretty transparent. He’s just plagiarizing everything he does now, so he can play it all off as one big “performance art” piece. Unfortunately for him, we don’t care. He’s acting like a douche, which just reinforces our previously held opinion of him being a douche.

  11. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    A picture can say a 1,000 words. ASSHOLE TWAT!

  12. Does being overshadowed in three movies by Megan Fox and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley really make you “famous”?

  13. Kimmykimkim

    Pièce de merde, n’est pas?

  14. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bag. James Bag. And I’ll have my vinegar and water shaken, not stirred.”

  15. Slappy Magoo

    Why Shia, why?

    Why did you cut eyeholes out of the bag?

    It makes it less likely you’ll wander off into traffic #helpfulhints

  16. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    A douche-bag in a douche-bag

  17. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    And they think Bieber is crazy

  18. That asshole stole my bit. I’ve been wearing that exact same bag to work for the last six weeks.

  19. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not that he isn’t famous anymore. It’s more that he is INFAMOUS for being a self-absorbed douche bag that steals other people’s creative work and tries to pass it off as his own.

  20. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    homeboy just looks depressed, i hope he doesnt wind up like PSH

  21. Is acting like an adult really that bad of an alternative?

  22. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s showing signs of schizophrenia, Ive seen it first hand. NEXT

  23. Be Bo Wobbley

    “Not famous anymore?”…..When exactly was this “fool in a bag” ever truly famous, except for the time some girl in a bar kicked his ass?

  24. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    chango
    Commented on this photo:

    I must have slept during the time when he WAS famous cause I sure as hell don’t remember . . .

  25. JimBB

    Infamous != famous.

  26. Langdon Cobb. Look it up. That is all.

  27. Margaret

    that doosh was never famous. stop posting about him and see how fine he is with whatever.

  28. Jay

    I feel sorry for him. He hides behind the lie of ‘performance art’. WAFJ!! He’s trapped in a hell of immaturity and stupid that guarantees he’ll be the most hated celebrity on the planet. Geez what a spoiled, childish putz.

  29. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    He plagiarized this look from autism.

  30. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    He plagiarized this look from when you fuck someone ugly.

  31. This is performance art I can get behind! Now someone please light his head on fire and leave it on a doorstep to be stomped on by an angry elderly man.

  32. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    who was it that showed up at the oscars (?) some award show back like 1960s-1970something with a bag on his head with “was not in a movie” written on it?
    was it the guy who played gilligan on gilligan’s island? idk. someone did it already.

  33. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate this guy too but this is kind of funny

  34. Vic Damone

    Is douche in a bag similar to cock in a box?

  35. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Try Shia, The Unknown Comic did it first.

  36. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    Andie
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL! Douche in a bag and cock-o-lantern! HAHAHAHA!

  37. PassingTrue

    Could somebody please explain to him that being “not famous anymore” means that you can go away and lead a life of complete obscurity. This guy is more self absorbed than a bonus sized box of Depends.

  38. Shia LaBeouf Paper Bag On Head Nymphomaniac Volume I Premiere Berlinale International Film Festival
    samwise
    Commented on this photo:

    Yet your showing up to Hollywood events.

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