Interrupt The Beef’s Dinner And You Will Find Death Upon Your Door!
Shia LaBeouf has a history of threatening to murder people including those who help him escape a bar fight that wasn’t so much a fight as Shia repeatedly getting his face punched in by a shirtless giant. So here he is doing just that after a fan approached him at a London restaurant. Via The Daily Mail:
Dining at a chic restaurant bar in London’s Covent Garden, Shia was approached by a female fan who left in tears after having spoken to the star. The woman’s boyfriend is reported to have then approached the Transformers star which resulted in a ‘tussle’, according to The Sun of Sunday.
‘Shia pursued him and was overhead saying, “I can get you killed“,’ the paper reports.
The paper claims that Shia was eventually removed from the restaurant bar by a group of waiters and onlookers.
In The Beef’s defense, I couldn’t find any accounts of the woman puking in his presence, and to be fair, that’s kind of his thing now. It really “revs his engine,” I like to picture him saying, turgid with anticipation as a pool of vomit collects on the floor, glistening in the moonlight. Later, a butterfly will alight on his penis, and he’ll tell the young girl how his classmates used to call him “Wellington” until he made a Marilyn Manson video where this chick’s vagina has an eye it. “Shut them up good,” he’ll say before producing a Rolodex of hired killers while pointing towards his lover parts. Subtleties were his watercolors, and The Beef had a mind to paint…
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