“Why, yes, I did glue pubic hair to my face. You like?”
In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter to promote Lawless, which actually looks awesome despite the inclusion of Beef, Shia LaBeouf continues his transition into a hipster Jesus artiste who’s no longer interested in making studio movies but “visionary” films that “terrify” him even though he’s sitting on a pile of Transformers money and can spend the rest of his life filming a snail crawl across his scrotum set to Viennese opera. Oh, God, I gave him ideas.
Refreshingly candid and abundantly energetic, LaBeouf was a driving force in getting Lawless made. The indie film opens in the U.S. over Labor Day weekend, just as LaBeouf goes to the Venice Film Festival for the world premiere of The Company You Keep, directed by Robert Redford. Company and LaBeouf’s The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman, now in postproduction, were financed by L.A.-based Voltage Pictures. “These dudes are a miracle,” he says. “They give you the money, and they trust you — [unlike the studios, which] give you the money, then get on a plane and come to the set and stick a finger up your ass and chase you around for five months.”
However, cinema Serpico here does regret shitting on Steven Spielberg‘s foot by trashing the fourth Indiana Jones:
“He told me there’s a time to be a human being and have an opinion, and there’s a time to sell cars,” he recalls. “It brought me freedom, but it also killed my spirits because this was a dude I looked up to like a sensei.”
“Also, he made Megan Fox have sex with me, and that’s something you don’t forget. Haha! And he still fired her. Sorry, that always makes me laugh.” – How I chose to read that.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Hello! Welcome to Morty’s fine Jewellery… Can I interest you in a lovely broach, or perhaps this diamond encrusted pendant?
At least the prostate massage gives you a happy ending.
On his way to audition for the Cat Stevens bio pic….
Voltage Pictures is weird. I can’t think of any entity that would give you money without checking what you do with it every minute. Well, there is one other organization but they always add the disclaimer “We’ll break your legs if you lose our money.”
Is Radioman sporting mad wood?
Please don’t feed the monkey; it’s already received it’s rations for the day.
Hurray for another Indie Hipster Douche thumbing his finger at The Man.
Right after The Man paid him millions, and not before.
derka derka mohammed jihad!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA this Beard-O-Pubes better stay on Shia for the next 10 years. This made my day
Guy isn’t his 15 minutes up already?
He wishes someone’s finger was up his ass….
He needs to stop with the facial hair. I’m straight, but I find him less unappealing to stare at when he’s smooth as a baby’s ass.
Hahaha….opening line made my day, Fish :)
Looks someone dipped their penis into a bowl of jimmies.
thumbs up for calling them jimmies and not sprinkles.
I’m from Mass baby! I drink tonic and use a bubbla for water.
My favorite party snack is vgieges & dip .. but also around our house we love shrimp cocktail as a sports watching snack!!!What an amazing prize . thank you so much for sharing & the chance to win!!!~Olaokj83 at live dot com
Gosh, Shia, if someone had their finger up your ass, its because they were trying to poke you in the eye.
Doesn’t he know the first rule of time travel is not to touch your future self?
Ch-ch-ch-chia!
Does this guy never not have coffee in his hand?
This dude reminds me of a sick fucking Jew. Get lost douchebag.
seriously looks like pubes on his face…
where is tom hardy!!?!???!
Doesn’t this poo stabbing Yid have some baby foreskin to chew off?
Stick to bowling Jesus
“Listen, Baldy, you misspelled my name, but I think I can still cash it. I already gave you the radio, right?”
His suit looks like it’s made out of nylon. If you’re going to be a “grown-up,” let alone a grown-up with money, fer fucksake buy your suits from somewhere other than Sears.
Good Christ he’s ugly. He’s ugly regardless but the neck pubes bring him to a whole new level of douche.
fucking gross
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own bottom.
Is he gonna play Serj Tankian in some movie?
HAHAHAHA, this post is GOLD!Double Oh Kitten reminds me of a cat we used to have named Helen (she was pre-Steve). She spent her days pltiotng the death of several birds who lived in a near by tree.Steve, incidentally, is holding out for Harry Potter as his summer blockbuster.
i tasted it it didnt taste good i think it was becuz ienstad of regular popcorn, chip, pickle, and resses i ate it wit dill pickle, barbercle chip, carmel popcorn, and dark chocolate wit peanutbutter