Based on two varying reports in Life & Style and Page Six, it’s safe to say Shia LaBeouf got some level of shitfaced Friday night either while partying with Marilyn Manson or in his general vicinity. So let’s go with the Life & Style version because I’ve often wondered it’d be like if Marilyn Manson spoonfed Shia LaBeouf absinthe which is exactly what happened here:
“Shia picked up a water bottle and shot a mouthful of water all over his seated date’s legs.
“Then he put more water in his mouth and started spitting it all over his tablemates, including Marilyn Manson. He seemed wasted.”
But according to the witness, neither his date, his friends nor Marilyn could calm Shia down — even after Marilyn offered a fist bump, as if to say everything was fine.
“People started taking their seats in front of the stage at the event, but all of a sudden Shia started shouting at his date and getting visibly angry,” the eyewitness tells Life & Style. Then he headed for the door. “He lunged through the very thick seated crowd, and the crowd pleaded with him and encouraged him to sit down. They tried to hold him back — but he kept struggling through.”
And the audience at the event got more than just the show it came to see. “Shia had to climb over people and tear himself out of the grasp of various strangers who were trying to keep him from going crazy,” the eyewitness says. “His date panicked and ran out after him. Marilyn looked shocked and annoyed but stayed seated. Shia and the girl did not return.”
Can you even imagine what it must’ve been like to be Shia LaBeouf during all this? One day you’re on top of the world having sex with Megan Fox, and then the next you’re Marilyn Manson’s kid brother who can’t handle a gargoyle head full of absinthe. Christ, he even put a nipple on it. An 8th century wrought iron nipple, but a nipple nonetheless.
Photo: Fame, Pacific Coast News
why is Alan Rickman STILL wearing his Snape costume?
welcome back, Kotter!
Welcome Back Kotter is due for a reboot.
Hipster bear? Check.
Hipster fro? Check.
Skinny jeans? Check.
Skinny tie? Check.
Keys hanging from a carabiner? Check.
Belt in non-traditional blue? Check.
This kid belongs in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, not Hollywood.
*Hipster beard
Fucking hipster bears, getting all up in your pic-i-nic baskets and then bitching because the peanut butter isn’t fair trade and organic.
This “sentence” is virtually unintelligible:
“Based on two varying reports in Life & Style and Page Six, it’s safe to say Shia LaBeouf got some level of shitfaced Friday night either did while partying with Marilyn Manson or in his general vicinity.”
Edit?
you must be virtually dumb as shit or require perfect syntax in order to compute.
take out the word “did” and resubmit it to the processing unit.
Looks like it’s been fixed. Sorry, Richard.
um…your merkins falling off sweetie
Do you think she made it with some of Shia LaBeouf’s beard hair?
Actually it’s her mom’s chest hair
well at least she doesn’t try as hard as Sir Gaga.
Professor Snape: The Junkie Years.
This must be how you make Manson look normal!
So glad to see his next role is Richard Dreyfuss’ character in a remake of The Goodbye Girl!
Glad to see the naught-oft seen Richard Dreyfuss ref.
Wait a second!
Fuck Shia, what in the FUCK is going on with Marilyn’s date????
Is that a fake afro bush, plastic mask, and fake hand gloves she’s wearing??? lol
Oddly enough, the mask is actually turning me on. I couldve used one of them in college more than once..
Right? I can’t believe we’ve pressed past the mannequin face/ironic faux pube art right on to Grizzly Adams’ boring alcoholic grandson.
I’m with you. Some Hollywood douche gets drunk…blah blah blah.
Who or what the hell is that? I can understand you have to be at an extreme level of bat shit crazy to even be in the same room with that freak Marilyn Manson but WTF?
That woman is Narcissister. She’s a performance artist, she never shows her face. She performs at The Box NYC and London. You can see more creepy pics of her at her site: Narcissister.com
It must be pretty awkward hitting on her, huh?
I mean, talk about a blank face.
I knew it was a Hitler moustache!
Chased him down like a good geisha.
I can’t wait til he discovers crack.
“See? Pubic hair CAN be successfully transplanted to the face to hide a on-existent chin.”
Geraldo Rivera graduating Jr. High
This Photoshop attempt to make Boy George look straight straight is a FAIL.
Dear God he does look like Boy!
Is this the first time fou-beauf disease has been spotted in celebrities? We commoners have been dealing with this for quite a long time.
Oh, Shia, you’re doing it wrong. Spitting is a good start, but you’re not going to make it to the awards shows unless you start punching your dates.
if you freaked out Manson you definitely are wild.
fat marilyn manson is even more laughable than skinny marilyn manson.
Manson says it all with the facepalm.
I’m just going to say what the fuck and leave it at that.
How messed up do you have to be that you embarass Marilyn Manson?
And this is just their previous night’s trip to Blockbuster.
Zach galifianakis lost some weight.
I’ll give you one guess as to what part of that costume Sasha Grey donated.
Hello Mr. Kotter
Ah, the much-maligned merkin. So nice to see it making a comeback.
It’s a remake of Teen Wolf.
Wait, wait, wait… that’s the girl who was kidnapped in “The Big Hit”? I would never have guessed. No, really.
Man, my hair sure is getting curly !
OMG, is Marilyn pregnant? I’d never think MM will become a gourmand!!!
Shia looks like he’s trying to be a grown-up to hang with the “big kids” and it didn’t work out. Epic FAIL.
He’s like a 15 year-old girl trying to look older for the boys.
I guess he’ll never get an invite out with Manson again.
yep, always amusing when kids pretend they have hair on it
Tired stereotype is tired.
WTF kind of keys are those anyway? They look like they should unlock some pirate chest or something…
You are ABSOLUTELY right! How dare he walk around with oddball keys hanging from his keychain. I swear, I’ll never go to another of his movies…EVER!
Looks like Zach Galifinakis has lost some weight.
Isn’t his left hand, middle finger the one that he almost lost? Looks pretty fucked up in this picture.
between marilyn manson, mannequin merkin, and shia labearde, i cant tell which one is trying harder for attention.
-or who is in more desperate need of a chin.
Boy George?
Why does the dad from Family Ties need a body guard?
Ok Brian…its edgy when your 25. Its pathetic when you’re 42. You look like Nic Cage let his kid dress him.
Wait. Are those brass knuckles?
If your intent was to really shock or make a fashion statement, you could have written “Mohammed’s beard” on her pelvis. Then burned it.
Exactly Lol! He’s too much of a coward to do that.
Absinthe can do permanent damage!
he chanched to be a muslim now?
He looks like Gabe Kaplan
Who is that, Andy Serkis or Michael Sheen?
Lamest. Post. Ever. I know.
One word: the movie The 10 Commandments. Think: Passover. More than one word, whatevs~~
Talentless loser! Only clowns support this “fly by nighter”
This is what this idiot is saying in that pic “I am a Bobcat Goldthwait stunt double. I need to mask my lack of talent by doing what Alice Cooper did in the 70′s by “trying” to shock people.” (Only difference is Alice has talent).