Shia LaBeouf Got Wasted In or Around Marilyn Manson

August 29th, 2011 // 69 Comments

Based on two varying reports in Life & Style and Page Six, it’s safe to say Shia LaBeouf got some level of shitfaced Friday night either while partying with Marilyn Manson or in his general vicinity. So let’s go with the Life & Style version because I’ve often wondered it’d be like if Marilyn Manson spoonfed Shia LaBeouf absinthe which is exactly what happened here:

“Shia picked up a water bottle and shot a mouthful of water all over his seated date’s legs.
“Then he put more water in his mouth and started spitting it all over his tablemates, including Marilyn Manson. He seemed wasted.”
But according to the witness, neither his date, his friends nor Marilyn could calm Shia down — even after Marilyn offered a fist bump, as if to say everything was fine.
“People started taking their seats in front of the stage at the event, but all of a sudden Shia started shouting at his date and getting visibly angry,” the eyewitness tells Life & Style. Then he headed for the door. “He lunged through the very thick seated crowd, and the crowd pleaded with him and encouraged him to sit down. They tried to hold him back — but he kept struggling through.”
And the audience at the event got more than just the show it came to see. “Shia had to climb over people and tear himself out of the grasp of various strangers who were trying to keep him from going crazy,” the eyewitness says. “His date panicked and ran out after him. Marilyn looked shocked and annoyed but stayed seated. Shia and the girl did not return.”

Can you even imagine what it must’ve been like to be Shia LaBeouf during all this? One day you’re on top of the world having sex with Megan Fox, and then the next you’re Marilyn Manson’s kid brother who can’t handle a gargoyle head full of absinthe. Christ, he even put a nipple on it. An 8th century wrought iron nipple, but a nipple nonetheless.

Photo: Fame, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Patch
    Commented on this photo:

    why is Alan Rickman STILL wearing his Snape costume?

  2. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Patch
    Commented on this photo:

    welcome back, Kotter!

  3. Astute Observer

    Hipster bear? Check.
    Hipster fro? Check.
    Skinny jeans? Check.
    Skinny tie? Check.
    Keys hanging from a carabiner? Check.
    Belt in non-traditional blue? Check.

    This kid belongs in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, not Hollywood.

  4. Astute Observer

    *Hipster beard

    • JC

      Fucking hipster bears, getting all up in your pic-i-nic baskets and then bitching because the peanut butter isn’t fair trade and organic.

  5. catapostrophe

    This “sentence” is virtually unintelligible:

    “Based on two varying reports in Life & Style and Page Six, it’s safe to say Shia LaBeouf got some level of shitfaced Friday night either did while partying with Marilyn Manson or in his general vicinity.”

    Edit?

    • Richard McBeef

      you must be virtually dumb as shit or require perfect syntax in order to compute.

      take out the word “did” and resubmit it to the processing unit.

  6. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    um…your merkins falling off sweetie

  7. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    well at least she doesn’t try as hard as Sir Gaga.

  8. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Dude of Dudes
    Commented on this photo:

    Professor Snape: The Junkie Years.

  9. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    This must be how you make Manson look normal!

  10. Robb

    So glad to see his next role is Richard Dreyfuss’ character in a remake of The Goodbye Girl!

  11. Deacon Jones

    Wait a second!

    Fuck Shia, what in the FUCK is going on with Marilyn’s date????

    Is that a fake afro bush, plastic mask, and fake hand gloves she’s wearing??? lol

    Oddly enough, the mask is actually turning me on. I couldve used one of them in college more than once..

    • Can

      Right? I can’t believe we’ve pressed past the mannequin face/ironic faux pube art right on to Grizzly Adams’ boring alcoholic grandson.

    • I’m with you. Some Hollywood douche gets drunk…blah blah blah.

      Who or what the hell is that? I can understand you have to be at an extreme level of bat shit crazy to even be in the same room with that freak Marilyn Manson but WTF?

    • Dick Blister

      That woman is Narcissister. She’s a performance artist, she never shows her face. She performs at The Box NYC and London. You can see more creepy pics of her at her site: Narcissister.com

    • Deacon Jones

      It must be pretty awkward hitting on her, huh?

      I mean, talk about a blank face.

  12. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    My Left Nut
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew it was a Hitler moustache!

  13. Can

    Chased him down like a good geisha.

  14. stratacat

    I can’t wait til he discovers crack.

  15. “See? Pubic hair CAN be successfully transplanted to the face to hide a on-existent chin.”

  16. DeucePickle

    Geraldo Rivera graduating Jr. High

  17. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    This Photoshop attempt to make Boy George look straight straight is a FAIL.

  18. Rough rocks steady

    Is this the first time fou-beauf disease has been spotted in celebrities? We commoners have been dealing with this for quite a long time.

  19. JC

    Oh, Shia, you’re doing it wrong. Spitting is a good start, but you’re not going to make it to the awards shows unless you start punching your dates.

  20. if you freaked out Manson you definitely are wild.

  21. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    fat marilyn manson is even more laughable than skinny marilyn manson.

  22. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Manson says it all with the facepalm.

  23. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m just going to say what the fuck and leave it at that.

  24. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    How messed up do you have to be that you embarass Marilyn Manson?

  25. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    And this is just their previous night’s trip to Blockbuster.

  26. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    brittani
    Commented on this photo:

    Zach galifianakis lost some weight.

  27. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    villenuv27
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll give you one guess as to what part of that costume Sasha Grey donated.

  28. guy rossi

    Hello Mr. Kotter

  29. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, the much-maligned merkin. So nice to see it making a comeback.

  30. Cooter Rooter

    It’s a remake of Teen Wolf.

  31. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, wait, wait… that’s the girl who was kidnapped in “The Big Hit”? I would never have guessed. No, really.

  32. Shia La Poof

    Man, my hair sure is getting curly !

  33. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    frierster
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG, is Marilyn pregnant? I’d never think MM will become a gourmand!!!

  34. Facebook Me

    Shia looks like he’s trying to be a grown-up to hang with the “big kids” and it didn’t work out. Epic FAIL.

    He’s like a 15 year-old girl trying to look older for the boys.

    I guess he’ll never get an invite out with Manson again.

  35. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    Tired stereotype is tired.

  36. cc

    WTF kind of keys are those anyway? They look like they should unlock some pirate chest or something…

  37. Alaskaboy

    Looks like Zach Galifinakis has lost some weight.

  38. Harry

    Isn’t his left hand, middle finger the one that he almost lost? Looks pretty fucked up in this picture.

  39. zomgbie

    between marilyn manson, mannequin merkin, and shia labearde, i cant tell which one is trying harder for attention.
    -or who is in more desperate need of a chin.

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    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Boy George?

  41. Why does the dad from Family Ties need a body guard?

  42. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Clown Shoes
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok Brian…its edgy when your 25. Its pathetic when you’re 42. You look like Nic Cage let his kid dress him.

    Wait. Are those brass knuckles?

  43. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Clown Shoes
    Commented on this photo:

    If your intent was to really shock or make a fashion statement, you could have written “Mohammed’s beard” on her pelvis. Then burned it.

  44. Annie

    Absinthe can do permanent damage!

  45. forrest gump

    he chanched to be a muslim now?

  46. Dukelyon

    He looks like Gabe Kaplan

  47. Michael

    Who is that, Andy Serkis or Michael Sheen?

    Lamest. Post. Ever. I know.

  48. One word: the movie The 10 Commandments. Think: Passover. More than one word, whatevs~~

  49. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Talentless loser! Only clowns support this “fly by nighter”

  50. Shia LaBeouf Drunk
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what this idiot is saying in that pic “I am a Bobcat Goldthwait stunt double. I need to mask my lack of talent by doing what Alice Cooper did in the 70′s by “trying” to shock people.” (Only difference is Alice has talent).

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