Shia LaBeouf Got Arrested Again

When we last left Shia LaBeouf he was going apeshit on his now ex-girlfriend then drunkenly trying to impress some German dudes who gave him a lift by unsuccessfully trying to FaceTime Megan Fox, which is still my most favorite story ever. (In fairness, she did file for divorce two weeks later, so check on the expiration date on that Beef – because it’s still fresh.) Anyway, jump to this weekend, where Shia reportedly got arrested for public intoxication while jaywalking right in front of a cop’s face. TMZ reports:

It happened at around 7:45 PM CT outside a bar on 6th Street. A witness says Shia was either extremely drunk or high on drugs when he ran down the street and jaywalked in front of police. They warned him not to do it but he continued, acting bizarrely.
Cops subdued him and put him in cuffs.
Another witness tells us, before the arrest Shia and a woman tried walking into a bar but they were denied because they were too intoxicated.
Shia began swearing up a storm and tried forcing himself into the bar but was blocked. Shia and the woman left and began walking.

In an unprecedented feat of journalism, we’ve acquired exclusive footage of what it looked like inside Shia LaBeouf’s head at the exact moment he saw the cops. You will never in your life witness such unparalleled accuracy and.. stuff that probably happened-ness, which are real terms. I went to college.

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