Shia LaBeouf recently quit the Broadway play Orphans because of “creative differences” with Alec Baldwin, and like every prima donna since the dawn of man, he of course put his self-serving apology email to Alec on the Internet for all to see. An email that seemed oddly insightful and well-written which probably has to do with New York Times writer Dave Itzkoff noticing it was entirely plagiarized from Tom Chiarella’s 2009 Esquire essay “How To Be A Man.” So for everyone that’s keeping score at home, here’s what’s already happened to Alec Baldwin on top of being dragged into this:
1. He found out his trophy wife is already pregnant which is not why you buy one.
2. He’s been accused of attacking another photographer while calling him a “coon.”
3. The entire Internet eye-banged his 17-year-old daughter yesterday.
4. And now her every move’s being photographed by the paparazzi in New Orleans.
So this doesn’t end with Shia LaBeouf leaping out of a stream while Alec Baldwin swats at him with a paw, I don’t want to live in this world anymore. There’s nothing for me now.
Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News
Who keeps giving this ugly, untalented midget work?
i believe that ‘LaBeouf’ is French Canadian slang for fuckwit.
17 right? Okay, well, there goes that comment.
I’d pay serious money to watch this douchebag get bitch slapped by Baldwin so hard it’d make Michael Bay dizzy.
She may be young but she handles the cream well.
That is almost certainly powdered sugar caked on top of a beignet.
I’d slap you in the face just for knowing the word beignet.
That is because your idea of fine cuisine stops at The Olive Garden.
I’ve been to the Café du Monde in New Orleans’s Jackson Square, where Ireland Baldwin was photographed. You go there for two things: coffee and beignets.
Fine cuisine starts and stops at the OG. It’s not about *my* idea, it’s the totality of all ideas.
Will you two just get married already?
Made me laugh.
Number 5 should be:
“Stopped drinking Scotch after 3 week blender and realized he cast Shia LaBeouf.”
You’d think Alec Baldwin could afford a blender that lasted longer than 3 weeks.
could there be a bigger dick head than this guy
I sure hope the fork stuck in him really does mean he’s done.
Don’t feed the monkey or it will surely follow you home.
Isn’t this the same LeDouche who took some kind of class, didn’t show up for it, and demanded and/or received credit anyway? Plagiarism seems like a natural next step for that kind of student.
No, that was James Franco. Different Douche.
Ah, got it. Mistakes are embarrassing, but on a brighter note, maybe that means my mind refuses to store significant amounts of information about douche actors.
I used to have a lot of respect for Shia LaPoof, but then…OK, I admit it — that’s a lie. I never had any respect for this asshole. And coincidentally, I still don’t. What are the odds…???
3:1 on the Vegas line
Looks delicious.
I see what you did there.
I totally would if he wore a paper bag on his head.
That is not cake – that is a Beignet.
78% hipster and counting.
so shia is a pretentious phony douche.
could be worse.
at least hes not a rude, thoughtless disgusting pig.
Cause that would make him REALLY bad….
Zomg was quoting Baldwin. It was thumbs-worthy. :)
Did his hands and wrists always look that way ?
Pug porn must be awesome