Shia LaBeouf Plagiarized His Apology Letter To Alec Baldwin From Esquire

February 21st, 2013 // 31 Comments
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Shia LaBeouf recently quit the Broadway play Orphans because of “creative differences” with Alec Baldwin, and like every prima donna since the dawn of man, he of course put his self-serving apology email to Alec on the Internet for all to see. An email that seemed oddly insightful and well-written which probably has to do with New York Times writer Dave Itzkoff noticing it was entirely plagiarized from Tom Chiarella’s 2009 Esquire essay “How To Be A Man.” So for everyone that’s keeping score at home, here’s what’s already happened to Alec Baldwin on top of being dragged into this:

1. He found out his trophy wife is already pregnant which is not why you buy one.
2. He’s been accused of attacking another photographer while calling him a “coon.”
3. The entire Internet eye-banged his 17-year-old daughter yesterday.
4. And now her every move’s being photographed by the paparazzi in New Orleans.

So this doesn’t end with Shia LaBeouf leaping out of a stream while Alec Baldwin swats at him with a paw, I don’t want to live in this world anymore. There’s nothing for me now.

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News


  1. Flesh Gordon

    Who keeps giving this ugly, untalented midget work?

  2. Ireland Baldwin Cafe Du Monde
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    17 right? Okay, well, there goes that comment.

  3. Inner Retard

    I’d pay serious money to watch this douchebag get bitch slapped by Baldwin so hard it’d make Michael Bay dizzy.

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    Gary Grant
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    She may be young but she handles the cream well.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Number 5 should be:

    “Stopped drinking Scotch after 3 week blender and realized he cast Shia LaBeouf.”

  6. ben dover

    could there be a bigger dick head than this guy

  7. I sure hope the fork stuck in him really does mean he’s done.

  8. Cock Dr

    Don’t feed the monkey or it will surely follow you home.

  9. JC

    Isn’t this the same LeDouche who took some kind of class, didn’t show up for it, and demanded and/or received credit anyway? Plagiarism seems like a natural next step for that kind of student.

  10. I used to have a lot of respect for Shia LaPoof, but then…OK, I admit it — that’s a lie. I never had any respect for this asshole. And coincidentally, I still don’t. What are the odds…???

  11. Ireland Baldwin Cafe Du Monde
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    Looks delicious.

  12. I totally would if he wore a paper bag on his head.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Cafe Du Monde
    Miss Molly
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    That is not cake – that is a Beignet.

  14. Ireland Baldwin Cafe Du Monde
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    78% hipster and counting.

  15. so shia is a pretentious phony douche.
    could be worse.
    at least hes not a rude, thoughtless disgusting pig.

  16. Did his hands and wrists always look that way ?

  17. Ireland Baldwin Cafe Du Monde
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    Pug porn must be awesome

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