Sheryl Crow performs in her bikini

a quote from john mayer’s page that i found hilarious :

“So what’s Sheryl going to do to get me back? Only time will tell. Here are some possibilities:

*Sheryl on a horse
*Sheryl dressed up in a blonde wig and roller skates licking an ice cream cone
*Sheryl and a band saw
*Sheryl and a wind machine
*Sheryl and the cast of Diff’rent Strokes”

not bad for her age..

She kind of looks like that pornstar Chelsea Zinn only skinnier…

So, these two were on tour together? I just want to know who would actually pay money to go see these two. Are there really people who LIKE John Mayer and Sheryl Crow? I shudder to think. Sitting through all that screeching and crooning must be pure hell on Earth. And then to have to see ole bonebag herself in a bikini? EW! After seeing that, no wonder One-Nut Armstrong dumped her ass for Matthew McConaghey (sp)!

A more useful prank would have been for Sheryl to hit John Mayer upside the head with a two-by-four. It would have saved the rest of us from having to hear “Your Body is a Wonderland” ever again…sometimes I think I might go postal if I hear that godawful song just one..more..time!

Now I have to burn my own eyes out with acid.

Sheeit! Wish I looked like that in a bikini? Now which one is Sheryl Crow? Bwahahaha. Glad to be back, y’all!

I just saw the second picture. JEez, where are her hips?

why yes, italian stallion….indeed i was refering to that catchy song. i see you too enjoy watching TRL. sweet :)

@59 I take it back motherfucker. I don’t watch TRL, I’ve just heard that song before and that was the first thing that came to mind when I read your commment. But if you’re gonna be a smartass about it and call me a fag (which is what you’re basically doing with your little TRL reference) then you can fuck off. WTF, I try to give someone props for their witty remark and they shit on me. Fuck you NipsyHustle, fuck you……………..

P.S. eat a dick……

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whoa, there stallion. first of all the TRL reference is because that is precisely where I first encountered the song. no need to go ballistic. unless i made you so angry that you’re ripping off your shirt and flexing your giant, glistening muscles right now. if that’s the case, then come on over and punish me daddy.

secondly, i wouldn’t shit on you cause i’m not into scat play and i suspect you aren’t either. but if you are….eeeewwwww.

finally, considering that i’m a chick who loves giving head, “eat a dick” is more like an invitation than an insult. unless the dick is small, crooked, or uncut. if this is the case, you’re being just plain rude :(

so, with that being said……can we kiss and make up?

xxxxx
Nipsy Hustle

Good grief, no wonder Lance didn’t want her anymore.

Personally I have never found her very attractive. But this picture just confirms for me why. It would be like fucking a peice of wood with a hole carved into it. Not only would it hurt your penis afterwards but you would have to wonder if you were really fucking a woman or a man who had a sex change with a block of wood from home depot acting ad the vagina.

There is just something irrevocably white trash about Sheryl Crow. She’s always reminded me of that crazy tweeker at the laudromat, the one with the stringy ponytail and oversized t-shirt who goes around asking everyone “zat your stuff” while pointing vaguely toward the dryers, and when no one answers, she proceeds to empty a dryer ostensibly so she can use it but really so she can surreptitiously pocket your blue bikini…. All I’m saying is, keep an eye on your boxers, John Mayer.

And TCLTC.

@64 – Well golly there stoplookingatme, with all those big words, it looks like ya gotcher self one of those high flautin city learnin edjumacations? Good fer you.

Define “performed”

#64, HAHA you said tweeker!
Laundromats are scary.
I think Sheryl Crow looks better now than she did a year or two ago. She looks healthier & not so skinny.

@62 NipsyHustle:

My bad, I thought you were being an ass. But now that I know all this about you, my foot is directly in my mouth…….

What I meant to say:

No NipsyHustle, I don’t watch TRL, sorry. I think you should stop watching it also, it’s not becoming. Speaking of cumming, My dick is not small, crooked, or uncut and blow jobs are excepted. Scat play is fucking nasty! After I take my foot out of my mouth and brush my teeth I would like to kiss and then fuck………..

Once again, my bad…..

Stallion

oh stallion, you are such a charmer. i like how you can be gentle then cruel then gentle all over again. keeps a girl guessing.

i don’t faithfully watch TRL. i was channel surfing and saw the video which happened to be during the TRL show. i swear i’m not a TRL junkie.

if you’re ever down south in the bible belt, you’ll have to stop by for a sample of my hot cross buns. they are to die for.

xxx
nipsy

p.s. i love minty fresh breath :)

What is this horrific trend of women wanting to look like men when they are naked? I mean, she’s a woman, for Christ’s sake, where are her curves? Why wear a top at all when you have no tits? Demi Moore and Madonna are also built like this and I think it’s about as attractive as when my brother runs around in a bikini, except not even that attractive, really. Now that I look at this paragraph, I realize that all those women are 43+ years old, does it have something to do with menopause? Jesus ladies, let yourselves look like chicks and be soft and curvy! Leave the six-pack abs and biceps to the menfolk. Yikes!

I was going to post something funny, but then I saw those rock-hard abs and sobbed that even at her age and in such a stupid juxtaposition, she still looks hotter than me. Christ!

HAS NO ONE NOTICES SHE HAS A BATON? LIKE, IN THE SOUTH, DURING FOOTBALL GAMES, THERE ARE THESE GIRLS WHO AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH TO CHEER, OR FLIP AROUND, OR PLAY AN INTSTRUMENT OR CARRY A FLAG… THEY JUST TWIRL AROUND THESE BATONS, AND WEAR SKIMPY CLOTHES.

they usually disappear right before graduation, then you see them working at Sonic or wal-mart knocked up with their next young-un…. no one notices the freakin baton? man, what is going on here people? That is really the damned joke. Who are these guys, Oceans 4?

to all you negative b__t nuggets out there you obviously think way to much of yourselves, i seriously doubt you would ever admit that you wish you could have had the same chance with MS. CROW as lance boy did!!! she is looking good no matter where you come from or have been!!!

noooooooooooooo……she’s really quite ugly

Cheryl Crow is very hot and sexy

Cheryl Crow is very hot and sexy

Cheryl Crow is very hot and sexy

Would not poke her… not even with a stick.
Maybe when I am 60+ but that’s far from hre and right now there are better ones anywhere I look/go.
She just wanted to be in the center a bit, so people will talk about her .. (a Madonna thing?) now she got it… we do talk about her.. still the price.. I mean she could come up with a better marketing idea and focus moe on the music.

Would not poke her… not even with a stick.
Maybe when I am 60+ but that’s far from hre and right now there are better ones anywhere I look/go.
She just wanted to be in the center a bit, so people will talk about her .. (a Madonna thing?) now she got it… we do talk about her.. still the price.. I mean she could come up with a better marketing idea and focus more on the music.

ThePoker: this had nothing to do with marketing. It was just a prank to celebrate the end of the 2006 tour.

cole007: she was a majorette in a marching band.

here’s the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVrELd1HluQ

lol bigdog, what a childish comment.
Speaking of bikini (and health), obesity is the problem, not the breast size. In America more than 1 woman out of 3 is obese. Not overweight, obese.

Personally, I never saw so many obese women as in the USA. Do you ever see a 180-200+ pounds girl in bikini?

Anyway, according to CDC, the average weight of a woman 20-74 years increased from 140.2 pounds in 1960 to 166 pounds in 2005; on the other hand, the average height of a woman 20-74 years increased from slightly over 5’3″ in 1960 to 5’4″ in 2005. These are alarming numbers. Furthermore, it’s sad to see so many young women in their twenty and thirty so uncaring about their body. But Crow? She’s 47 and she’s fit, athletic, natural… and a cancer survivor too.

This site is worthless… the alleged pictures are non-existent (nothing but ‘red-x’ placeholders).