Sheryl Crow performs in her bikini

October 16th, 2006 // 82 Comments

[Pics deleted by request.]

Posted Under:
John Mayer in Details | He Who Laughs, or The Complete Idiot's Guide ...
John Mayer
John Mayer
John Mayer
Don't feel left behind if you don't have app
In some cases, it’s better — and cheaper — to create a mobile website that optimizes text and pictures to make them more visually pleasing on small screens, said John Meyer of 9 Clouds. “People think, ‘I have to have an app,’ because ...
John Mayer Says New Album Will Feature 'Cowboy Songs' Written 'Under The Stars'
Last fall, John Mayer had to delay the release of his new album, Born And Raised, after he was diagnosed with vocal problems, much to his many fans’ dismay. Now, months later, the singer/songwriter has reemerged and is opening up a bit about ...

Comments (82)

  1. jrzmommy | October 16, 2006 at 10:16 am

    I….nevermind.

    Reply
  2. sonya | October 16, 2006 at 10:16 am

    Hey, at least she’s not creepy skeletal like she was before.

    Reply
  3. Limbo | October 16, 2006 at 10:20 am

    Yeah… she was cute in “All i Wanna Do” old times… not now.

    Reply
  4. Binky | October 16, 2006 at 10:20 am

    Must be the chemo…

    Reply
  5. Brain Embolism | October 16, 2006 at 10:23 am

    Who’s Jennifer?

    And Sheryl Crow is a pirates delight…

    Reply
  6. Ed Bambrick | October 16, 2006 at 10:25 am

    I believe I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little, especially after that 3rd pic… (urp)

    Reply
  7. CelebSlam.com | October 16, 2006 at 10:25 am

    What a god damned whore

    http://www.celebslam.com

    Reply
  8. Glossed Over | October 16, 2006 at 10:27 am

    John Mayer looks deeply, deeply unhappy in these photos. Also, is he standing on a box in the first picture?

    http://glossedover.com

    Reply
  9. commissioner | October 16, 2006 at 10:29 am

    Try as she might, she ended up looking like a fit forty-five year-old soccer mom watching over her four brats at the community pool.

    Reply
  10. The Gilbs | October 16, 2006 at 10:30 am

    When did dignity become a flaw?

    Reply
  11. biatcho | October 16, 2006 at 10:32 am

    I don’t even know what the christ is going on here. I see a bustedup hag of a bitch wearing what seems to be her young niece’s bikini, a hairball playing a guitar who looks about as appalled at seeing said hag in a bikini as he would if his mother was on stage wearing the same thing & then some random sumo wrestlers who seem to work part-time at the local “Clucky’s” restaurant chain.

    WTF???

    Reply
  12. NipsyHustle | October 16, 2006 at 10:34 am

    Dear Sheryl,

    You’re not Stacy’s mom.

    Reply
  13. BigJim | October 16, 2006 at 10:36 am

    Look at the bright side: at least it isn’t Aretha Franklin in a bikini.

    Reply
  14. fametastic | October 16, 2006 at 10:39 am

    She should of dressed up as Jessica Simpson. That would have scared him.

    [How to dress up as Jessica Simpson:
    1) hold neck and head at strange angle
    2) hold breasts at strange elevation
    3) lobotomy]

    Reply
  15. jrzmommy | October 16, 2006 at 10:39 am

    did she do some baton twirling, too? Is that a goddammed baton she’s holding? Somewhere, Hilary Clinton is in ecstasy!

    Reply
  16. biatcho | October 16, 2006 at 10:41 am

    BigJim – at least if Aretha wore one she’d be well aware of the fact that it was a joke & wouldn’t prance around thinking she was hot shit.

    The funny thing is, I bet the only thing going through Sheryl Crow’s mind was “I can’t wait for Lance to see me in this – he doesn’t know what he’s missing”. Cut to Lance Armstrong in a high school cheerleader gang bang as he turns the TV off & thanks baby jesus…

    Reply
  17. jazzdrummer420 | October 16, 2006 at 10:44 am

    Since when is the right to bare arms been soooo misguided…. Sheryl take note, 2nd amendment meant guns not whatever it is you have going on there….

    Reply
  18. LoneWolf | October 16, 2006 at 10:44 am

    If I may be the first to say it…..

    Her body is not a wonderland.

    Reply
  19. Ruby | October 16, 2006 at 10:46 am

    She’s regressing to her slutty cheerleading days, me thinks, having been dumped for Matthew MacConaughey.

    Reply
  20. Stuey75 | October 16, 2006 at 10:48 am

    i just dont get the point. its like looking at a photo of someone at a party and one of the people are trying to explain whats goin on in the pic and you just dont get it. they usually end up saying…well i guess you had to be there.

    Reply
  21. acescence | October 16, 2006 at 11:00 am

    #8 that’s not a box, those are his guitar pedals

    Reply
  22. mikeross | October 16, 2006 at 11:07 am

    She looks great! Very athletic body.

    http://i9.tinypic.com/49a8he1.jpg

    Yummy legs!

    SFCR – Silicon Free Campaign Ribbon

    Reply
  23. fearsarewishes | October 16, 2006 at 11:16 am

    #22

    Ms. Crow is sporting some moose knuckle that pic you linked.

    Reply
  24. Angry Ferret Jones | October 16, 2006 at 11:17 am

    Gad-damnit, after seeing those pics I am afraid I have to agree with Edna.

    REPORTED!

    Reply
  25. BarbadoSlim | October 16, 2006 at 11:28 am

    I’d hit it, with both barrels…and by barrels I mean testicles.

    Reply
  26. edb87 | October 16, 2006 at 11:29 am

    #18 – You stole my idea dammit! :-p

    Oh well. Good thing my sister didn’t wanna go to that concert anymore. I may have hung myself from the speaker towers if I did.

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com/

    Reply
  27. Heaven Nose | October 16, 2006 at 11:30 am

    Well, at least she didn’t do it topless and doesn’t have any gross cellulite.

    The Schnoz and Goldilocks

    Reply
  28. HolisticWisdomcom | October 16, 2006 at 11:32 am

    I think that is funny. I love people who are not afraid to be silly and goofy. I do not think it demeaning… especially if you have a great body like that.

    I think it is cute and we should have more nudity while holding batons. Plus, I have heard it is good for your back to twirl it while wearing a chicken head costume… so power to the people baby!

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

    Reply
  29. Tracie | October 16, 2006 at 11:32 am

    #22 & 23, I have to agree – moose knuckles!
    John Mayer is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a Young Frankenstein. He even beats out John Tesh.
    Sheryl, Can you spell desperation?

    Reply
  30. BarbadoSlim | October 16, 2006 at 11:37 am

    Some Lyrics from the SMASH HIT “all I wanna do”

    _all I wanna do is have some cock
    only Barbado, he is the only one…

    Reply
  31. sharkbite | October 16, 2006 at 11:38 am

    She could look a whole lot worse.

    http://www.scandalsnappers.com

    Reply
  32. mrs.t | October 16, 2006 at 11:41 am

    Are they in Germany? Cuz that shit would KILL over there.

    Reply
  33. Triumph Insult Dog | October 16, 2006 at 11:42 am

    Hey, in that last pic, is that the San Diego Chicken?! I didn’t know he’s a backup singer now! My, how times are a changin’…

    Oh, Sheryl Crow, very nice by the way.Kinda like your best friend’s Mom-type…

    http://www.blackbeatpress.com

    Reply
  34. pinky_nip | October 16, 2006 at 11:58 am

    Nice. Now Lance’s other ball just dried-up and fell off.

    Reply
  35. Giggles | October 16, 2006 at 12:00 pm

    The only thing that looks bad on Cheryl is her hair. Get a better hairdresser!!!!

    Reply
  36. Dean | October 16, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    John Mayer’s face in that first pic… priceless.

    Reply
  37. combustion8 | October 16, 2006 at 12:14 pm

    she doesnt look bad for someone that had cancer, even tity cancer.

    Reply
  38. bigdog | October 16, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    Like I said before it should be illegal to wear a bikini if you don’t have at least large C cups.
    If you don’t look like Pam Anderson don’t put a bikini on, with her money she could go see DR.90210 and get a great rack

    Reply
  39. Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 16, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    Camel toe or cock…I can’t decide.

    Reply
  40. RichPort | October 16, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    Great, just what I wanted to see, a flat chested horse in fucking bikini. Nice…

    She looks like your best friend’s mom who drinks before school lets out and, rubbing your face and squeezing your arms, tells how handsome you are and how muscular you’ve become, just before asking what you learned today in the seventh grade.

    Reply
  41. ponk | October 16, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    she knows John likes ‘em young, but even the cheerleader look and stuffed animal friends ain’t going to make it happen for her.

    Reply
  42. Italian Stallion | October 16, 2006 at 12:31 pm

    @12 That was hilarious…….

    “Cause Stacy’s mom has got it going on”

    I hope that was the joke because I laughed really loud at that if it was……….

    Reply
  43. mrs.t | October 16, 2006 at 12:33 pm

    So embarassing. In a few years she’ll be one of those Sassy Older Women, with the sheer tunic/cami underneath, tight jeans (leggings are too thin to adequately conceal Depends), and high-heeled cowboy boots. Still actin like they can lay the hurt on a fella, with the dried-up old snatch and denture breath.

    Reply
  44. mrs.t | October 16, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    I forgot the belt. Everything must be belted to show the world; “I’ve still got a waist!”

    Reply
  45. Sheva | October 16, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    Hmm, the box look is really in. Run Lance run.
    Guess he already knew.

    Years back know someone who in fact did hit it.
    Remarked that the road had “heavy mileage” end of story.
    Yeah, he was not a nice guy.

    Reply
  46. shell | October 16, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    Is it me or are the chicken and the other dude wearing diapers. And really, just what do a bikini and diapers have to do with a bear suit. Someone’s been hitting the crack pipe and it ain’t me.

    Reply
  47. BigJim | October 16, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    pinky is evil.

    And that’s a good thing.

    Sheryl looks like a loaf of Wonderbread. Guess the cancer scare has her avoiding soaking up the sun. Lying bitch.

    Reply
  48. BarbadoSlim | October 16, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    #38 bigdog…as a breast enthusiast you will explain your theory immediately, why do you discriminate good sir?

    Reply
  49. bigsteamyone | October 16, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    such a train wreck , you can’t help but stare

    Reply
  50. Tracie | October 16, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    She looks exactly like Heather Mills-McCartney in the second pic, only without the fake leg and the big hooters…

    Reply
1 2

Leave a Comment

Name (Visible)
Email (Required, Not Visible)