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Hey, at least she’s not creepy skeletal like she was before.
Yeah… she was cute in “All i Wanna Do” old times… not now.
Must be the chemo…
And Sheryl Crow is a pirates delight…
I believe I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little, especially after that 3rd pic… (urp)
What a god damned whore
John Mayer looks deeply, deeply unhappy in these photos. Also, is he standing on a box in the first picture?
Try as she might, she ended up looking like a fit forty-five year-old soccer mom watching over her four brats at the community pool.
When did dignity become a flaw?
I don’t even know what the christ is going on here. I see a bustedup hag of a bitch wearing what seems to be her young niece’s bikini, a hairball playing a guitar who looks about as appalled at seeing said hag in a bikini as he would if his mother was on stage wearing the same thing & then some random sumo wrestlers who seem to work part-time at the local “Clucky’s” restaurant chain.
You’re not Stacy’s mom.
Look at the bright side: at least it isn’t Aretha Franklin in a bikini.
She should of dressed up as Jessica Simpson. That would have scared him.
[How to dress up as Jessica Simpson:
1) hold neck and head at strange angle
2) hold breasts at strange elevation
did she do some baton twirling, too? Is that a goddammed baton she’s holding? Somewhere, Hilary Clinton is in ecstasy!
BigJim – at least if Aretha wore one she’d be well aware of the fact that it was a joke & wouldn’t prance around thinking she was hot shit.
The funny thing is, I bet the only thing going through Sheryl Crow’s mind was “I can’t wait for Lance to see me in this – he doesn’t know what he’s missing”. Cut to Lance Armstrong in a high school cheerleader gang bang as he turns the TV off & thanks baby jesus…
Since when is the right to bare arms been soooo misguided…. Sheryl take note, 2nd amendment meant guns not whatever it is you have going on there….
If I may be the first to say it…..
Her body is not a wonderland.
She’s regressing to her slutty cheerleading days, me thinks, having been dumped for Matthew MacConaughey.
i just dont get the point. its like looking at a photo of someone at a party and one of the people are trying to explain whats goin on in the pic and you just dont get it. they usually end up saying…well i guess you had to be there.
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