‘And, Lo, There Was A New Skarsgard, Forged of Chocolate And Ice…’

The Superficial / May 17, 2012

For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore standing shirtless on a yacht in Cannes this morning while holding a champagne flute, so we’re just going to go ahead and start calling him the Black Skarsgard. For this a man who came to fuck, and take a leak right next to Sir Holds Them Booties? Dude, he’s right in the splash zone! C’mon.

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