‘And, Lo, There Was A New Skarsgard, Forged of Chocolate And Ice…’

May 17th, 2012 // 31 Comments
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For reasons known only to him and a lounge chair lovingly dubbed “Sir Holds Them Booties,” here’s Criminal Minds star Shemar Moore standing shirtless on a yacht in Cannes this morning while holding a champagne flute, so we’re just going to go ahead and start calling him the Black Skarsgard. For this a man who came to fuck, and take a leak right next to Sir Holds Them Booties? Dude, he’s right in the splash zone! C’mon.

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  1. EricLr

    Oh god, my girlfriend is home alone right now and all I have are anti-white-Skarsgard talismans protecting the house!

  2. I wonder if he has that extra bone in his ankle.

  3. Colin

    “New” Sharsgard? Where have you been? They’ve got pictures of this guy naked on a gay beach from like, five years ago.

  4. So this is the guy that gave it to Chris Brown in the ass.

  5. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
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    Skarsgaard, Schwatzgaard, it’s all the same.

  6. Crissy

    When I say “Ho” you say “mo”, when I say “Ho” you say “mo”; “Ho” “mo”; “Ho” “mo”…

  7. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
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    Yummmmmmmmmm…. that’s it, just yummmmmmmmmmm!

  8. suck it

    mmm delicious

  9. Cock Tease

    Thank you! That is all.

  10. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
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    “Come aboard! Mount my meat wand!”

    And with that, 1,000 French women had one massive shared orgasm.

  11. EricL

    Blackskarsgard. A worthy opponent.

  12. Devilish Diva

    Even though the likelihood of him being gay is really high, he is yummy eye candy. Thank you, Fish!

  13. heya

    Hot, but he’s not tall enough to rival Mount Skarsgard.

  14. Puttin’ on the ritz, indeed.

  15. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
    King Diamond
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    What the hell kind of name is Shemar LOL. Did his parents just make that up out of the blue?

    • Ken

      From black-collegian.com:
      The product of a bi-racial union, Shemar’s name is a derivative of his parents’ first names, his mother, Marilyn who is white and his father, Sherrod who is Black. “…They believed their love was real. It didn’t matter about color. You could mesh and there could be harmony. They wanted their child to be a product of that…so they took the first three letters of each name – She-Mar and that’s me, baby!”

      So… yes, they made it up out of the blue.

      • Rog

        cmon man, have you ever heard this guy put down white people? he hates his own heritage, thinks he can claim just the part he wants to. another stupid celebrity

    • Reece

      All names were made up at some point

  16. Tits xoxoxo

    I would do bad things to that man… he is even more delish in person

  17. Steelerchick

    He’s hawt !!!

  18. sweetits

    Holy fuckin shit this guy’s body is insane!!!!!!!!! Damn, he is perfect!

  19. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
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    Did he tattoo his initials on his arm in case he forgets them?? I realize that beauty and brawn typically don’t come with brains, but now they’ll be upside down when he looks at his arm and he’ll assume he is Wesley Snipes

  20. Becci

    Not into it. Skarsgard wins, he looks like a musclehead. Not cute. XP

  21. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Punaise je suis dégoutée mon chouchou est à Cannes en ce moment mais je vais crier !! Mon chouchou passe à Paname in Paris !! Oh la la j’ai la rage !! Mais un gros gros kiss à mon chouchou adoré !

  22. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
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    Un gros bisous de paris à mon chéri Shemar Moore le beau gosse !!

  23. Burt

    So, this guy wanted to look sophisticated and that’s the outfit he came up with?

  24. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
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    glad to know the OUTSIDE package is decent, because we all know this guy is FOUL on the INSIDE. A racist a-hole

  25. Shemar Moore Shirtless Yacht Cannes Film Festival
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    I should go to Cannes…:D

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