Good Morning, Shelley Golden Topless, And Other News

Leo’s new girl is a little too close to the expiration date. [Lainey Gossip]

Reggie Bush’s wife’s a hotter Kim Kardashan than Kim Kardashian. [Fishwrapper]

Giuliana Rancic is talking shit about Ginger Spice now. [Dlisted]

Gotta Get Me A Goofy Girl [theCHIVE]

Seeing a ghost? Congratulations, you’re tripping on mold. [The Frisky]

Walmart sells American Sniper, yet Ronda Rousey’s book is too violent. [WWTDD]

Who would Jesus accidentally shoot in the middle of mass? [Death and Taxes]

Goddamn, Hailey Clauson… [Hollywood Tuna]

And you, too, Hannah Ferguson. [Popoholic]

Rihanna is a really great singer. [IDLYITW]

Olivia Wilde’s whale tail anyone? (Yup, I’m that old.) [DrunkenStepfather]

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