Reality star Shayne Lamas was picked up for a DUI Saturday night and, in a move worthy of a Kardashian, immediately issued a statement to E! News to cash in on the publicity:
“Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing,” Lamas tells E! News. “However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested onsite.
“I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself.”
Really? A potentially lethal DUI to get some press? Has Shayne Lamas never heard about sex tapes before? I mean, shit, her dad was married to Shauna Sand. I assumed that was their first step-mother/daughter talk. “You’re practicing to become a talented actress so you’ll make it in this town? HAHAHAHA! Go get the camcorder.”