Reality star Shayne Lamas was picked up for a DUI Saturday night and, in a move worthy of a Kardashian, immediately issued a statement to E! News to cash in on the publicity:
“Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing,” Lamas tells E! News. “However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested onsite.
“I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself.”
Really? A potentially lethal DUI to get some press? Has Shayne Lamas never heard about sex tapes before? I mean, shit, her dad was married to Shauna Sand. I assumed that was their first step-mother/daughter talk. “You’re practicing to become a talented actress so you’ll make it in this town? HAHAHAHA! Go get the camcorder.”
Hash | November 16, 2009 at 9:37 am
1000th
stupid | November 16, 2009 at 9:45 am
Who the hell is this??.
Ruby | November 16, 2009 at 9:48 am
Excuse me? This broad has ‘fans’?! First of all, who is this bitch? Secondly, I know dragqueens who look classier? Overdoing the eye make-up much?
erik | November 16, 2009 at 9:59 am
Can we just start calling them “Reality Whores” now?
Seriously, they’re not “stars.” They’re just total famewhores trying to live (or outlive) their 15 minutes.
pdxfacehole | November 16, 2009 at 10:02 am
Fans? She has fans?
pdxfacehole | November 16, 2009 at 10:02 am
Fans? She has fans?
andy7171 | November 16, 2009 at 10:04 am
Well after seeing those pictures, count me as a fan.
Puke | November 16, 2009 at 10:07 am
Damn that bitch is orange!
salsa | November 16, 2009 at 10:08 am
Se would make a GREAT porn star. I mean, look at that face!
pdxfacehole | November 16, 2009 at 10:13 am
Her legs look a banged up. Must’ve been a rough week.
Jose | November 16, 2009 at 10:18 am
Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch
Jose | November 16, 2009 at 10:18 am
Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch
Jose | November 16, 2009 at 10:18 am
Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch
pdxfacehole | November 16, 2009 at 10:18 am
Hey she kind of looks like what’s her face…..Heidi & Spencer Pratthole.
cc | November 16, 2009 at 10:34 am
“Her legs look a banged up”
Doggy style on a hard floor will do that.
Seriously, I think she might be the first Z-list celebrity.
Jrz | November 16, 2009 at 10:37 am
She’s also over the legal limit for allowable fame time
Racer X | November 16, 2009 at 11:12 am
Irony.
cortez | November 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
She looks ready for “The Shocker”.
All I Know | November 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm
If this girl asked me to fuck her. I would.
PabloHoney | November 16, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Who?
Maybe she can hook up with Erik Estrada’s offspring, and they can go on a bender that nobody will give a fuck about.
Christina | November 16, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I’ll refrain from the obvious comments about this…person… having fans and anyone caring about her, but I just have to say that the whole “I had one drink” thing is getting old. A single drink raises the BAC of an average person by 0.02-0.05% which they would burn off in 1-2 hours. So even if she had just one drink, she would not be at the legal limit. If her drink was actually massive, with multiple shots but it’s still technically a drink in one glass, she should know that alcoholic drinks are measured by the amount of alcohol, not the actual number of beverages consumed. For example, a 12oz drink with 1 shot of alcohol is one drink. A 12oz drink with 3 shots of alcohol is 3 dinks, even though the volume is the same.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 16, 2009 at 1:01 pm
from the size of her it looks like she drinks a lot more than one at a time
What's All This? | November 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm
“I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans. . . ”
that made me laugh real hard. oh silly girl…if that’s what helps you sleep at night…
Cal | November 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm
She is a hot little bitch.
Men everywhere | November 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm
She is the opposite of the words hot and sexy. Please don’t report on this fat cow anymore.
cc | November 16, 2009 at 1:35 pm
“she should know that alcoholic drinks are measured by the amount of alcohol”
Good one Christina! Math like that is waaaaay beyond her modest capabilities.
Rancid | November 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm
“I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans”
What kind of “role” are we talking about? If the role is being a blocky, orange, duck-lipped no-talent annoying hoor with man-hands, then yeah, she’s a great model.
Me | November 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm
ANyone knows where that top is from?
Charles Kane | November 16, 2009 at 8:05 pm
She apologises to HERSELF in a press release to the world!
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Pete O'file | November 16, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Who?
Who | November 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm
There are hotter bitches who get DUIs every day. Stop posting nobodys.
D | November 16, 2009 at 10:56 pm
She looks like the type who will blow you in the parking lot at closing time.
1moreidiotintheworld | November 17, 2009 at 7:07 am
Yeah…… that crap about “1 drink” is about as believable as your spray-on tan……….
yo | November 17, 2009 at 8:48 am
in pic number 4 u can just tell that girl looking up at her is like glad that aint me.
Sam | November 18, 2009 at 4:13 am
I have literally no idea, who the hell this orange, thick-thighed, small-breasted tart is. But I’m certain of a one thing, and that is that she certainly does not have any “fans”.
Also, who the says they are a “ROLE MODEL TO THEIR FRIENDS”?????
Duke Steele | November 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Oh good. A press release. I hoped she would put one out to explain her behavior herself and not subject us to actual NEWS from actual NEWS sources. After all, she is a very important person and needs to keep up appearances because everyone LOVES her and we need to know the truth about a D list actors daughter so we can admire her even more. Go Shayne! America’s sweetheart that we never heard of until Daddy got a REALITY show. PS: DOUCHEBAG!!!
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Never heard of her before? What has she been in?