Shayne Lamas gets DUI, immediately issues press release

November 16th, 2009 // 39 Comments

Reality star Shayne Lamas was picked up for a DUI Saturday night and, in a move worthy of a Kardashian, immediately issued a statement to E! News to cash in on the publicity:

“Early Saturday morning, after consuming one drink, I willingly drove through a mandatory check point on my way home with complete confidence of passing,” Lamas tells E! News. “However, the breathalyzer indicated that I was over the legal limit of blood alcohol content and was arrested onsite.
“I take full responsibility for my lack of judgment. I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans and have never nor will ever condone drinking and driving. I apologize for all those I have disappointed, including myself.”

Really? A potentially lethal DUI to get some press? Has Shayne Lamas never heard about sex tapes before? I mean, shit, her dad was married to Shauna Sand. I assumed that was their first step-mother/daughter talk. “You’re practicing to become a talented actress so you’ll make it in this town? HAHAHAHA! Go get the camcorder.”

Photos: WENN

  1. Hash


  2. stupid

    Who the hell is this??.

  3. Ruby

    Excuse me? This broad has ‘fans’?! First of all, who is this bitch? Secondly, I know dragqueens who look classier? Overdoing the eye make-up much?

  4. erik

    Can we just start calling them “Reality Whores” now?

    Seriously, they’re not “stars.” They’re just total famewhores trying to live (or outlive) their 15 minutes.

  5. pdxfacehole

    Fans? She has fans?

  6. pdxfacehole

    Fans? She has fans?

  7. andy7171

    Well after seeing those pictures, count me as a fan.

  8. Puke

    Damn that bitch is orange!

  9. salsa

    Se would make a GREAT porn star. I mean, look at that face!

  10. pdxfacehole

    Her legs look a banged up. Must’ve been a rough week.

  11. Jose

    Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch

  12. Jose

    Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch

  13. Jose

    Who cares about this ugly dumb bitch

  14. pdxfacehole

    Hey she kind of looks like what’s her face…..Heidi & Spencer Pratthole.

  15. cc

    “Her legs look a banged up”

    Doggy style on a hard floor will do that.

    Seriously, I think she might be the first Z-list celebrity.

  16. Jrz

    She’s also over the legal limit for allowable fame time

  17. Racer X


  18. cortez

    She looks ready for “The Shocker”.

  19. All I Know

    If this girl asked me to fuck her. I would.

  20. PabloHoney


    Maybe she can hook up with Erik Estrada’s offspring, and they can go on a bender that nobody will give a fuck about.

  21. Christina

    I’ll refrain from the obvious comments about this…person… having fans and anyone caring about her, but I just have to say that the whole “I had one drink” thing is getting old. A single drink raises the BAC of an average person by 0.02-0.05% which they would burn off in 1-2 hours. So even if she had just one drink, she would not be at the legal limit. If her drink was actually massive, with multiple shots but it’s still technically a drink in one glass, she should know that alcoholic drinks are measured by the amount of alcohol, not the actual number of beverages consumed. For example, a 12oz drink with 1 shot of alcohol is one drink. A 12oz drink with 3 shots of alcohol is 3 dinks, even though the volume is the same.

  22. from the size of her it looks like she drinks a lot more than one at a time

  23. What's All This?

    “I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans. . . ”

    that made me laugh real hard. oh silly girl…if that’s what helps you sleep at night…

  24. Cal

    She is a hot little bitch.

  25. Men everywhere

    She is the opposite of the words hot and sexy. Please don’t report on this fat cow anymore.

  26. cc

    “she should know that alcoholic drinks are measured by the amount of alcohol”

    Good one Christina! Math like that is waaaaay beyond her modest capabilities.

  27. Rancid

    “I have always strived to be a role model for my friends, family and fans”

    What kind of “role” are we talking about? If the role is being a blocky, orange, duck-lipped no-talent annoying hoor with man-hands, then yeah, she’s a great model.

  28. Me

    ANyone knows where that top is from?

  29. Charles Kane

    She apologises to HERSELF in a press release to the world!

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  32. Who

    There are hotter bitches who get DUIs every day. Stop posting nobodys.

  33. D

    She looks like the type who will blow you in the parking lot at closing time.

  34. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Yeah…… that crap about “1 drink” is about as believable as your spray-on tan……….

  35. yo

    in pic number 4 u can just tell that girl looking up at her is like glad that aint me.

  36. Sam

    I have literally no idea, who the hell this orange, thick-thighed, small-breasted tart is. But I’m certain of a one thing, and that is that she certainly does not have any “fans”.

    Also, who the says they are a “ROLE MODEL TO THEIR FRIENDS”?????

  37. Duke Steele

    Oh good. A press release. I hoped she would put one out to explain her behavior herself and not subject us to actual NEWS from actual NEWS sources. After all, she is a very important person and needs to keep up appearances because everyone LOVES her and we need to know the truth about a D list actors daughter so we can admire her even more. Go Shayne! America’s sweetheart that we never heard of until Daddy got a REALITY show. PS: DOUCHEBAG!!!

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  39. Never heard of her before? What has she been in?

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