Shawne Merriman sues Tila Tequila

December 10th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Proving Santa really did get my letter, Shawne Merriman is finally suing the elven pants off Tila Tequila. TMZ reports:

In the lawsuit, filed in US District Court, Merriman claims Tila posted all sorts of lies on her website, including stories that Merriman “choked and attacked” her, “sleeps with minors and forces them to take drugs,” and that he manufactures drugs in his home.
Shawne also claims in the docs that Tila admitted her lying scheme, at one time stating, “yes that is why I did a ‘spin’ now … cuz now everyone is LOVINGGGG me.”
Merriman isn’t suing for defamation though — instead he’s suing for intentional interference with contract and unfair competition as well as trademark infringement … because Merriman claims she used his famous “Lights Out” logo on her website. Merriman also claims Tila’s accusations screwed up a deal to produce a line of T-shirts for Walmart.

If this lawsuit doesn’t end with a judge handing Shawne Merriman a shotgun and instructions to do “the Lord’s work,” I’ll have lost all faith in the legal system. Seriously, what other logical ruling could come of this? Besides threatening Tila with an owl, the natural predator of the midget world.

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  1. Spiff

    Stars please!

  2. Tila who?

    First, you smelly cunts!

  3. Spiff

    Stars please!

  4. Smee

    No Star, bout time

  5. Turtle Lovin'

    She gives Asian people a bad name. I hope she gets sucked down a toilet at the airport- wait, her stupid floatation devices on her chest would keep her afloat!

  6. Elle diabla

    AHAHAHAHA@no star on the midgets nipple!!

  7. timbo

    When will this troll go back to her home under the bridge?

  8. Kae

    Just make a porn, already…you know it’s gonna happen

  9. JiggaJay

    HOW COULD YOU NOT PICTURE THIS LITTLE ASIAN MIDGET GAGGING AND SPITTING ON YOUR COCK WHILE PULLING ON HER PIGTAILS AND NOT GET A RAGING HARD ON???

    I WOULD LEAVE THIS FUCK DOLL SLOP TART IN SHAMBLES AFTER I WAS DONE WITH HER

  10. Ego

    crazy or not, I’d plow that midget.

  11. Eeew. Some of you are guys with an Asian fetish. You’ll screw anyone as long as they’re Asian. Looks aren’t even a factor to you and girls like Tila exploit your fetish and make it work for them. This also leads ugly Asian girls to believe they are better looking than they really are. Good job, jerkstains!

  12. JiggaJay

    @11 I DON’T EVEN HAVE AN ASAIN FETISH.

    ITS MORE OF A WHORE/SLUT FETISH.

  13. If he wins he gets her tree and the cookies she makes for the next 5 years

  14. lucy

    My best friends linda told me she met a handsome tall guy at a club called “– Tallkiss.com –” where many sexy tall singles who like chatting there. I’m a tall girl, I have met my handsome guy there. And you?

  15. RebelMinion

    If I cared any less about this, I would be in a coma. Not your typical coma either, but one of those really deep ones. Like one where I went into the coma before this petroleum enhanced, famous for being famous, waste of skin was even born.

    Maybe that’s just me.

  16. monica

    she doesn’t look like a human. she’s got this creepy alien thing about her.

    alien fetish creeps.

  17. knowledge

    Her nipples seem to be in odd placements

  18. Anon

    She’s apparently a midget sociopath.

  19. lupis

    Maybe I need to get my glasses checked but she is starting look like E.T.

  20. EYEEEES

    Is it just me or are her alien eyes two different colors?

  21. jesternhell

    When you lie down with dogs (who have fleas and god knows what else) guess what you are going to get! Hey dumba$$ don’t surround yourself with more dumba$$.

  22. Wacker

    Eat Shit #2!! Seconed that is!! HAHAHAHA Nice try

  23. *

    Dirty Gook

  24. If i where drunk and horny id do her in a second

  25. JPRichardson

    Say what you want, but Tila’s perfect body is one I sure would like to $%ck.

  26. I'm Obama and I approve...

    Does her slit go sideways??

  27. I'm Obama and I approve...

    Does her slit go sideways??

  28. Hils

    Hey Dummies!

    I searched “celebrity” on pornhub.com and Tila Tequila is getting plowed. FYI.

  29. Lindsay

    I find it odd that she’s only wearing one contact lens.

  30. The Pig on the Internet

    I don’t care, she’s ready for porn. I’ll hit the ass and you hit the pu$$y.

    She’ll love two rods.

  31. obvinot

    Merriman is a total piece of shit. Don’t get me wrong, the other subhuman is shite as well. Merriman, though… that dude is on an extraordinary level of piece a shit-edness. Piece of shit.

  32. el ces

    LOL

    …still, i like it.

  33. She’s the sexiest gremlin alive!

  34. She looks like a goddamn troll, haha.

  35. AZrock

    The country has gone to shit when low hanging fruit like this whore are seen as “stars” Thank you MTV 4 giving us the living herpes bomb!!!

  36. Yeah, there will always be the market for sub-par looking Asian girls for the sub par ugly white guy. Or older white guy..or older and ugly white guy…with a drinking problem…

  37. anumi

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  38. If she was smart she would’ve started her own social networking system back when she was popular.

  39. which slit

    26. I’m Obama and I approve… – December 10, 2009 5:13 PM
    Does her slit go sideways??

    which slit, you racist asshole?

    GEEZE THIS BITCH IS UGLY.

    SUPERFISH… UR NOT ALLOWED TO BLOG ABOUT THIS WHOREBAG ANYMORE… I LIKE ALL UR SHIET BUT NOT THIS HO…

    PLEAASEEE MAAAAAAAANNNNNN

    NAH IM KIDDING HER FACE JUST BUGS THE SHIT OUT OF ME THATS ALL )=

  40. Man she is dam hot.. Her tits are so hot. But she is not suppose to do what she is doing.. It is really strange the way she is exposing unnecessarily.

  41. tila hole

    tila is following the misguided philosophy that celeb wannabes can make it big by committing as many slutty, idiotic, retarded, and most of all pathetic acts as possible… she is so desperate for fame and money and it strains her little brain everytime she goes to bed at night and asks herself, “is my main drive in life to be an attention whore or just a plain silly whore?” good luck on your journey through your pointless life tila.. u really were put here for a reason… i think…

    commentary: wow! that was one of the only semi-coherent posts that i’ve ever made on this website… im spent!

  42. dopeforgots miemail

    @29. Lindsay – December 10, 2009 5:26 PM
    I find it odd that she’s only wearing one contact lens.

    MAYBE SHE GOT JIZZ IN HER OTHER EYE

    @38. Pet Society Help – December 10, 2009 11:11 PM
    If she was smart she would’ve started her own social networking system back when she was popular.

    SHE WAS NEVER POPULAR.. OR SMART

  43. i love her nice perky fake boobies!

  44. Eva

    What’s so great about her? She’s a short less than average looking asian with a boob job.

  45. toolboy

    Sue her all you want Merriman, you ain’t getting her Rucky Charms.

  46. Larrythefatcat

    I thought she said she was going to kill herself a few weeks back…

    …just sayin’…

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